
Originally Posted by
Tom Chick
Oh, I expected it to be disappointing. But I didn't expect it to be so bad. These were the same people who wrote, directed, and shot Dark Knight. And while the absence of Heath Ledger is keenly felt, there were things about Dark Knight Rises that were awful regardless of a missing actor.
The script, for instance. The Nolans and Goyer did such an amazing job with the Dark Knight script. How did they not see or not care about the ample problems with this script?
The production design. Every single thing that looked cool in Dark Knight Rises looked cool because it already looked cool in Dark Knight. The new stuff -- the Bat UFO, wintertime Gotham, the design of Bane and Catwoman, the prison well -- was all so rote, obvious, and/or half-assed.
The performances. Christian Bale is just doing Christian Bale, and although I like that a lot, it's not enough. He had nothing to play off here. Anne Hathaway just seemed nonplussed the entire time. Tom Hardy, a tremendous actor, was ensconced behind that ridiculous breathing plate, which left him nothing to do but grip his lapel in a leaderly fashion. Gary Oldman was in bed the whole time. Michael Caine was just a doddering, weeping old man instead of the former ruthless soldier we met in Dark Knight. At least you could see Joseph Gordon-Levitt trying mightily to breathe some sort of life into his part, but he was stuck doing ridiculous "I knew you from your orphan expression!" scenes.
The pacing. This is what really killed it for me. Dark Knight is full of intercut scenes that work beautifully to keep the action snappy, which is remarkable given how talky that movie is. Dark Knight Rises tries the same thing and it comes across as disjointed and stuttering. It destroys any sense of coherence in the plot, which is already incoherent enough. Remember how Dark Knight wove together scenes of the Joker talking his way out of the cell, Harvey Dent and Rachel talking to each other in their final moments, Commissioner Gordon and Batman racing to save them, and the police discovering the cell phone bomb sewn into the prisoner's stomach? All four of those things happened simultaneously, intercut without compromising the impact and focus of any single thread. Dark Knight Rises constantly attempts this sort of thing, but the plot simply isn't focused or powerful enough to sustain it.
-Tom