For several decades the Moonie-owned Washington Times tried very, very hard to pretend that it was Not At All Crazy but instead perfectly serious and respectable, much like that guy at work who turns out to be a Truther after he's had a couple, or Tom Cruise.
Lately, however, the Times has been letting its crazy flag fly openly for all to see. For example, here's a recent lede from an alleged "news" article:
No word on what role the Queen of England or Elvis may have played in all this.Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand who died March 1, the same day Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama’s birth certificate.
But that's mere ordinary, guy-on-the-subway craziness. For truly inspiring craziness I prefer this little gem of a Washington Times blog post: "New Obama slogan has long ties to Marxism, socialism".
The phrase that has such sinister ties, the phrase that sets off the Washington Times's Marxist alarm?
But don't pay any attention to me. I was raised in a state full of fucking socialists.