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    Thank You SI....probably NSFW

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...?xid=aolswim12


    body painting....I wish I could paint.

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    Huh...NSF what?

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    If I were still at my previous workplace, I'd get a warning for having that picture on my screen. Just how some workplaces are.

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    I'm more intrigued that Scuzz bothered with so much fanfare to show us a truly ordinary and unremarkable looking woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorini View Post
    If I were still at my previous workplace, I'd get a warning for having that picture on my screen. Just how some workplaces are.
    You Yanks* are funny.













    *To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee

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    As I've told my British friends before, don't be callin' nobody from 'Bama a Yank, they will not be happy!! :)

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    She's photoshopped to the point where her body literally looks like a cartoon to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorini
    As I've told my British friends before, don't be callin' nobody from 'Bama a Yank, they will not be happy!! :)
    Still funny, my Non-Yank friend! She is both the Lord's work and the Devil's !
    :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Sharp View Post
    She's photoshopped to the point where her body literally looks like a cartoon to me.
    Catroons are sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynch View Post
    Catroons are sexy.
    I think they prefer to be called biracial these days.

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    That is just not right, I dont find anything attractive about her in those pictures.

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    I always found Natalie Gulbis attractive but definitely not in those pictures.

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    That does not look like the Natalie Gulbis I remember. I barely recognize her in those photos.

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    I've seen much better/more creative body paint, and whoever that is just isn't doing it for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynch View Post
    Catroons are sexy.
    And yummy. I like the ones that are dipped in chocolate.

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    She kinda looks like an alien...not that I know what an actual alien looked like. And if aliens DID look like that, I suppose an invasion wouldn't be all that bad but still...looks like an alien.

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    I had only seen the first picture when I posted but I do have to admit there are some very strange looking pictures in there. Usually body painting looks pretty natural but there are some where the entire contour of her face are changed. Weird.


    But I would still hit that.

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    In one of the recent Wired magazines, they had a feature of articles covering the Uncanny valley. One of the articles was a rant about how real stars/starlets are rapidly marching down into the valley because of the massive enhancements available to popular, wealthy human beings, while contrasting this to how CGI humans are beginning to march up out of the valley because of the technical skill of the modellers and animators.

    Next to the article was a side bar consisting of pictures of porn stars and Real Dolls, with the reader challenged to determine which was which. It was harder than it sounds.

    This SI picture...yeah. See you down there at the bottom of the valley, folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Sharp View Post
    She's photoshopped to the point where her body literally looks like a cartoon to me.
    Yeah, when your photo is starting to look cell-shaded, it's time to step away from your Adobe software.

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    So where's the Alex Morgan ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lloyd Heilbrunn View Post
    So where's the Alex Morgan ones?
    Lloyd, you're not looking very hard. Try here.

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    The pervert in me wants to see the images where she's bent over and spreading her ass cheeks so the artist can get the body paint all the way up in there.

    But they probably didn't do that, they just photoshopped it.

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    Sharp knees, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ydejin View Post
    Lloyd, you're not looking very hard. Try here.
    Thanks.

    Note she was not in the list on the main swimsuit page,and her pics did not come up when I searched her name yesterday....

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    Oh hey there's videos! Those are better.

    They didn't photoshop the crack.

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    I prefer the pics of Bar Refaeli. That is a nice looking woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Sharp View Post
    She's photoshopped to the point where her body literally looks like a cartoon to me.
    Agreed. Let hot women be hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarrenM View Post
    Sharp knees, etc.
    I prefer sharp nips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag View Post
    I prefer the pics of Bar Refaeli. That is a nice looking woman.
    Yes. I'll be in my bunk.

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    My coworker was in the swim club with her. i'm only two degrees removed...

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