Reply With Quoteplease do an Oko playthrough eventually. I've heard... things.
I can't get the pigeons out of my head. Later tonight I will attempt to redeem myself and do Yuuya's route and see if I can save him from fat bird.
please do an Oko playthrough eventually. I've heard... things.
Is "hatoful" the engrish spelling of "hateful"?
Apparently it's a pigeon pun.Originally Posted by chequers
Huh, I was wondering if it was an engrish pun on "hat full", since they are maybe magical birds or something?
According to that crunchyroll article someone linked a couple pages back, "hato" is Japanese for pigeon.
Pigeonful Boyfriend? Sure, why not.
Haato is also the way the Japanese would say heart in english so yes, a pun.
So, I am not entirely sure what to do to get Yuuya, so I spent the first half the year basically the same, initiating Fat Bird's storyline by neatening his desk. But then, instead of hanging out with him some more, I decided to go check out the school store.
Cloaca-chan does not have a high opinion of their wares.
Wait, does this mean I'm convincingly dressed up as a bird again?
Good thinking, Cloaca-chan. I think caution needs to be our watchword from now on.
WHY
WHY
WHY
YES LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Are you implying that Cloaca-chan is a whore? Fuck you, Yuuya. I'm tempted to go eat you again.
Anyway, Cloaca-chan stands up for herself and tells him that he's rude.
Don't go getting meta on me now, pigeon dating game.
... do I really want to save him?
Best game EVER!
Time passes and we get to the big confrontation between Yuuya and the doctor. This time I opt to lie to cover for Yuuya.
I SAID WHAT
The doctor mysteriously accepts this, and then Yuuya promises to one day tell me what this is all about and it's over. Mercifully over. Good god.
TANABATA TIME!
FUCK MY LIFE!
Again, WHAT HAND?
Why does this feel worse than being murdered by a yandere fat bird?
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
(to keep up the dating game thread tradition, if you have read this far you have consumed 100 screenshots of a pigeon dating game. Congratulations!)
Anyway, Cloaca takes advantage of this date to ask Yuuya why he had her lie to the doctor.
A hah! So he does know about the true nature of the fat bird. As he is about to explain further, he suddenly becomes nervous.
Sure, what could possibly go wrong?
Anyway, he tells me that he is going home by alleyway and not to look back as I go down the street and then leaves me with this.
Sigh. Seriously?
What the shit?? The birds have guns now? WHY AM I SO SURPRISED THAT THE BIRDS HAVE GUNS?
Anyway, somehow Cloaca-chan gets home in one piece, and she gets an email (in her cave, mind you) from Yuuya.
...all of my contempt.
My teacher asks me to help him grade papers, but I want to go home.
Yeah, you tell that fucking bird what's what.
.... Yuuya is making me feel hostile to all the birds.
Is that actually the response? Because that is fantastic.My teacher asks me to help him grade papers, but I want to go home.
Yeah, you tell that fucking bird what's what.
.... Yuuya is making me feel hostile to all the birds.
I think I am supposed to feel sorry for the stuck-up racist here.
This time when I find the student ID, I don't go give it to fat bird because this time around I am not suicidal.
On the plus side, the teacher seems to be suspicious now, so maybe I don't have to rely solely on Yuuya to keep me alive. On the down side, my second potential savior has narcolepsy and the first is a first-class twit. Cloaca, you still in danger.
The culture festival comes around again, and this time I am given warning that Yuuya's class is hosting a Butler Cafe. Clearly this threat to my Maid Cafe cannot stand. I go spy on them.
I don't know what I was expecting.
...
Gurl, you in a whole different kind of danger now.
Anyway, it's coming close for me to pick my major and I decide to ask Yuuya about it. I find him at the school store and when I say I have a question to ask him, he suddenly grabs my hand and runs off with me.
And why does this alley look exactly like a school hallway?
Do I HAVE to save him? I swear, the things I do for you people...
If nothing else, there would be the headaches from the constant eyerolling.
DONE AND DONE. THE END. Right? Please?
Nope! Swallowing it just fine!
... I just actually typed that.
Anyway, he implies that the rumors about the cafeteria food and the quill pens are true without coming out and saying it, and then he flew away.
The end.
Clearly all true and nothing that needs investigating! The end.
Ok then, arcade games and then the end.
GOLLY GEE WILLICKERS GOSH DARN THE LUCK SHUCKS
Oh look, Yuuya pops up and now the game is trying to kill me again. Anyway, I finally get a chance to force Yuuya to tell me what is going on.
Wait wait wait
this is POLITICAL violence? What the fuck? What about the doctor?
Oh well them that makes total sen-- WHAT
But
but
there's only one human
why
this doesn't make sense
why
why
So Yuuya then goes on to explain that even though the Hawk Party own and run the entire academy, they only have one operative in the school, which totally makes sense. And he explains that he works for the Dove Party because duh.
Well, I don't want him.
He makes me guess who the Hawk operative in the school is and DURR IT'S THE EVIL FAT BIRD YES GAME YOU MADE THAT PLENTY OBVIOUS GEE WHO KEPT SAYING HE WANTED TO EXPERIMENT ON ME.
But
but
there's only one human
this is the most inefficient evil plan ever
See? Cloaca-chan isn't buying it, and she's part of the narrative!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Yuuya continues to explain that fat bird isn't really politically motivated and really just more of a mad scientist, and since I was working for him he thought he had plenty of time to study me before killing me, or something. But if he isn't politically motivated, the Hawk Party's decision to have him be their ONLY operative in the school THEY OWN makes even less sense!
No, no, don't stop on my account. Fly away and be free, I'm going to go offer my head to fat bird now.
Here he gives me a choice: Continue living here with agents watching me from cover to keep me safe, or go with him. I'm saving and will try ditching his annoying tailfeathers first.
YOU GO ANGIE, INFILTRATE THAT NEST OF GENOCIDAL CRAZY BIRDS!
Cloaca had better get herself some serious weaponry, stat. I want the third act of this game to be Bird-Battle Royale.
Last edited by RepoMan; 11-29-2011 at 09:19 PM.
GOOD END.
What, there's more?
Failed to do what now?
Oh no, no, no, no. Tell me I didn't just get my entire species murdered.
Yes that's right, the only thing worse than getting offed yourself is getting EVERYONE offed. THANKS A LOT ANGIE.
Whoever made this game is... um... not right in the fucking head.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T FAIR
FUCK YOU, YUUYA, YOU SAID YOU WOULD KEEP ME SAFE
GODDAMNIT THEY SENT NINJAS
WHY IS IT ALWAYS NINJAS
I AM SORRY, HUMANITY, I FAILED YOU BY NOT FALLING IN LOVE WITH A REALLY ANNOYING PIGEON AND NOW WE ALL HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE
haha my death card isn't even translated. Let's pretend the moonrunes say that the ninjas just wanted to give me a brand new 3DS and we all lived happily ever after.
What the fuck is that? The Shitty Grim Reaper Bird?
Ok, so that happened. I had to take a moment to collect myself, but I think I can face the horror of having to accept Yuuya's love in order to save the entire human race.
Fuck my life.
Well, that makes one of us.
AND THEN HE WAS EATEN BY A GRUE THE END
Let it never be written.
...
Holy shit, that's the end. That's the pay off you get. Wow. Wow. Well, at least no one died? Yay me? It only took 3 times for me to not get anyone killed?
wow
So that just happened.
Wow.
The hellI can't get the pigeons out of my head. Later tonight I will attempt to redeem myself and do Yuuya's route and see if I can save him from fat bird.
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