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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewF View Post
    Spoilers!
    Oh, right. Spoiler tags!

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    does anyone else get 403 FORBIDDEN on all of Angie's screencaps in this thread? Boo.

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    I don't see any screencaps at all. Which is too bad, because I really want to see what precisely the game said when she died. I'm wondering whether the "chopped her up and had sex with her intestines" is an exaggeration, or if the game is really that weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gus_Smedstad View Post
    I don't see any screencaps at all. Which is too bad, because I really want to see what precisely the game said when she died. I'm wondering whether the "chopped her up and had sex with her intestines" is an exaggeration, or if the game is really that weird.
    yeah, they're just broken links for me, and when I click on them I get 403'ed.

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    I believe the pictures will return eventually - Angie said she played this game because she wasn't feeling well, and then there was an issue with whoever was hosting the images.

    Which is a bummer, because I'm sick as fuck right now and was really enjoying the reality-based fever dream going on here.

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    Not even a fus ro dah can fix the horror of this thread's sick sick story!

    MORE!!!

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    Images are back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fourfs View Post
    I believe the pictures will return eventually - Angie said she played this game because she wasn't feeling well, and then there was an issue with whoever was hosting the images.

    Which is a bummer, because I'm sick as fuck right now and was really enjoying the reality-based fever dream going on here.
    Enjoy, they are back up.

    Part of me wants to play the game again and shoot for another bird, but I have a hard time picturing anything one-upping the insanity of fat bird. Maybe in a week or so when I'm a little less traumatized.

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    No kidding. I'm still pretty traumatized from the first run and I didn't even play it.

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    HO HO HO

    There are no other words. Angie threads are the best threads.

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    This game needs merchandise. I'm thinking fat bird love pillow.

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    Code:
    T h a t s  j u s t  c r a z y ,  e v e n   f o r   a   
    J a p a n e s e   d a t i n g - s i m .
    Which makes it awesome.

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    Bump for the people who missed the images when Lunarpages was derping over how to return folders to a live state.

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    I feel like a fat bird pic with OM NOM NOM NOM would be totally appropriate.

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    Worst Santa ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Dungsroman View Post


    Worst Santa ever.
    But Bill, he brought you a very special Christmas present... your own spleen.

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    Thanks for fixing the images. I think.

    And for the write up. I'm impressed a game like this exists.

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    Just finished the thread. There are no words for this.

    No words.

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    <obligatory> Wow, just . . . wow. </obligatory>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erik J. View Post
    But Bill, he brought you a very special Christmas present... your own spleen.
    Just what I always wa-HEYYYYYYYYYYY >:|

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    Dear lord this really is amazing. If I ever have a girl who gets into games, I will be sure to make her play this. 'Going after older creepy men will result in your head being kept as a trophy while they violate your intestines' is an important life lesson that all girls should learn!

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    AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE

    HO HO HO

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    Dear lord, where do you find these games?!

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    The internet.

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    The creator of Hatoful Boyfriend had this to say on tumblr.

    Hope you enjoy “Hatoful Boyfriend”!

    Some of you know that English version is just some kind of demo. I released “Hatoful Boyfriend -Hurtful Complete Edition-” in Japan. Though you have to pay 500 yen (about 7 dollars I think) to play it, this contains much longer story. The amount of scenario is two and a half times as long as the free version.

    [SPOILERS TOTALLY REMOVED BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT THE STORYLINE IN THE PIGEON DATING GAME]

    and many other questions you may have now will be disclosed. Also, there are Higure Angel and some new characters.

    I’m really glad to hear you enjoy my pigeon dating sim. Therefore, I wanna release the English version of this complete edition one day too.

    -Moa, the Hatoful creator
    And yes, I will get the complete edition.

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    "Hurtful Complete Edition"?

    Does that mean that every storyline ends with you being abused and / or murdered by a bird? That would be amazing.

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    Suddenly, the sea mammal dating sim ("It's an Otterful Life") I've been working on for iPad/iPhone just seems derivative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CLWheeljack View Post
    "Hurtful Complete Edition"?

    Does that mean that every storyline ends with you being abused and / or murdered by a bird? That would be amazing.
    There is a whole backstory of intrigue and betrayal that explains why Cloaca-chan is the only human attending a school for talented birds that I didn't get to see because A FAT FUCKING BIRD MURDERED ME. I imagine a lot of the extra content has to do with that.

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    oh god I can't stop laughing

    On one hand, I'd like to see how the other paths turn out. On the other, however they end they are bound to disappoint after this.

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