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Mayhem of the Mooninites
Ignignokt: We are the Mooninites and our culture is advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with one hundred percent of your brain.
Frylock: Oh, is that so? And what’s so advanced about it?
Ignignokt: Well, for one thing, the Moon has one third less gravity than your Earth, I don’t know if you can understand that, but our vertical leap is beyond all measurement.
Frylock: So what you’re saying is, your culture is more advanced because you can jump higher?
Ignignokt: Yes, observe. *Jump, jump, jump* It’s- it’s not working here. Err, come in here. Help me explain our advanced ways. Hurry!
Err: Did you mention the spelling?
Ignignokt: Yes, we’re excellent spellers. Challenge me.
Err: Challenge us both!
Shake: Frylock, don’t try to understand them. They’re beyond everything. Isn’t that right, Ignignokt?
Ignignokt: All that we say and do is right.
Frylock: Looks like you’ve got yourself a real couple of winners there, Shake.
Ignignokt: *Chuckle* You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh nothing, it’s cute. We have five.
Err: Thou-thousand!
Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don’t question it!
Frylock: Oh yeah? Well I only see two.
Ignignokt: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.