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    "Erotic Falconry" (N.W.S)

    Self-explanatory, I reckon.

    Link is N.W.S (Not Work Safe).

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    How would you even find something like that? I mean, of all the combinations of search terms you could just throw into a browser...

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    Is it a joke site?

    When a group of fellow orniphiles sat down in a sweaty boardroom outside LaCrosse, Wisconsin in August of 2004, they didn’t know their little “perversion” would soon become a tri-statewide movement.


    That word. Perversion. Makes my skin crawl, my stomach turn and my scrotum contract. Where’s the perversion in loving another one of God’s creatures? Where’s the deviance in wanting to pull feathers rather than blond hair? What’s abnormal about wanting to see your wife take a three-inch beak instead of a 10-inch African American phallus or a silicon, injection-molded forearm? How can a human vagina or anus even compare to hollow bones or a molty egg-hole. Hah!
    That reads like a joke, doesn't it?

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    Whoa. I cannot unread those words.

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    Mmm molty egg-hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Asher View Post
    Is it a joke site?



    That reads like a joke, doesn't it?

    All of the stills are just mediocre photoshops, so I'm going to say yes, it's a joke site.

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    That first picture is of a bald eagle. These erotic "falconers" are total sluts who will have their way with ANY raptor, apparently, not just falcons. It makes me sick.

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    hmm almost Whitta-link quality!

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    Huh, googling egg laying reveals a new fetish to me!

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    Too obviously a joke, though, for a true Whittalink.

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    I hate true Whittalinks precisely because they aren't jokes. Thankfully, Whitta has given up ever posting any again AFAICT. "Molty egg-hole" made this thread worthwhile, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerri blank View Post
    That first picture is of a bald eagle. These erotic "falconers" are total sluts who will have their way with ANY raptor, apparently, not just falcons. It makes me sick.
    The Democrats recently made bald eagle bestiality a federal crime. These guys will get shut down soon.

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    we did the clubs what ass
    i was hoping to have her in the sack
    i was looking handsome
    she was looking like an erotic vulture

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    This would be so much better if it were real.

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    How could you even look at that first picture with the shoe-biting and not know it was fake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raife View Post
    How could you even look at that first picture with the shoe-biting and not know it was fake?
    STOP DESTROYING MY FANTASY, FANTASY-DESTROYER.

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    The birds need an "ORLY?" over their heads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jag View Post
    The birds need an "ORLY?" over their heads.
    No they don't*




    *This is a general rule that can be applied to any picture ever taken ever.

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    That one is hilarious.

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