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  1. 10-29-2009, 10:21 AM #1
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    Spoilers made of pure, 100% BLACK DYNAMITE

    Yeah, so this incredible movie has so many great scenes that I can't hold back, motherfuckers, I got to cut loose up in here. So if you ain't seen it, then beat it, because I gots to TESTIFY!























    DID YOU HEAR ME, SUCKA? I SAID GET YOUR ASS TO THE FLICK OR I WILL BUST YOU UP QUICK!

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  2. 10-29-2009, 10:26 AM #2
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    You know, I don't know where to begin with all the awesome shit in this movie.

    - The fake teardrop that kept appearing and disappearing and appearing again on Honeybucket's face.

    - "You diabolical dick-shrinkin' motherfuckers!"

    - The Porsche that turns into an old beater crashing and burning down the hill.

    - The same old beater crashing and burning down the hill again later in the flick :-D

    - "HA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!"

    - "If you had connected, then maybe pimp-slappin' you into the china cabinet would've been appropriate."

    - "Now hold on, you jive turkeys! What kind of rundown is this?"

    - "Well, lotta guys got that name."

    And of course, the constant refrain, "Dynamite! Dynamite!"

    Damn, what do we have to do to make this movie break out? Because if it doesn't, there's something fucking wrong with the world. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard in a movie as I did seeing it for the second time last night with my movie-geek friend, who also couldn't fucking believe how well made it was.
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  3. 10-29-2009, 11:29 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by RepoMan View Post
    - "HA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!"

    - "If you had connected, then maybe pimp-slappin' you into the china cabinet would've been appropriate."
    Two of the best things I've seen in the theater all year.
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  4. 10-29-2009, 11:44 AM #4
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    - "I'M GONNA SHAKE THAT JUNK RIGHT OUTTA YOUR LITTLE ORPHAN BODY!"

    - "Creamed Corn! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    - "You can hit the streets or the sheets, baby, it don't make me no never mind. Now you can go or you can come, dig?"

    Also, while we're on the spoilers tip, a lot of the best lines are available as MP3s on the movie site :-D
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  5. 10-29-2009, 12:02 PM #5
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    Since this is the spoiler thread...

    Richard. Fucking. Nixon.

    That just killed me. HAHAHAHA!!!
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