01-01-2010, 02:27 AM
The Birthday Massacre rocks. And yes, I'm like their manager and am a complete shill to you punks. Here they are in all their glory.... I'll be around the back... try the veal, etc....
01-01-2010, 07:43 AM
As Hank Williams Jr once said, "and the hang overs hurt more then they used to..."
I wasn't all that drunk when I went to bed, but man, I feel like I might puke any minute this morning...
01-01-2010, 01:21 PM
Thank God I rousted myself at 7:22 am and pounded about 16 oz of water + 2 Advil. That pretty much nipped the hangover in the bud. If you don't drink lots of water before sleep (optimal, but hard to remember when drunk), chugging the second your eyes open in the morning FTW.
01-01-2010, 01:57 PM
How To Go
The Rose Bowl is starting and I am now finally recovered. Hank Williams Jr. is right!
01-02-2010, 11:46 AM
I think I just swore off drinking anymore. Ever.
Couldn't defeat the hangover with ibuprofen, Gatorade, water, or anything. Ended up drinking again. Bad idea. I feel horrible. I drink all of 3-4 times a year, so I'm a big fat lightweight. No tolerance + migraine strength headache = no more booze for Joel.
To quote bad cop movies, I'm getting too old for this shit.
Make mine a virgin.
01-03-2010, 02:08 AM
Ugh, won't be drunk till next weekend. How sad. Oh well, I need to cut back anyhow.... All these damn empty calories are not my friend. :)
PS: I love Earth, Wind and Fire!
PPS: Go Dallas!
Last edited by Shadari; 01-03-2010 at 02:13 AM.
01-03-2010, 03:25 PM
Fuck Shadari, you're just full of terribleness. Liking TBM and the Cowboys?
01-16-2010, 11:56 PM
My wife is away at a conference, yesterday I saw a movie where the screenplay was written by a person I've played WoW with (as a gnome), and I've consumed enough gin tonight to not be ashamed that this was far and away my favorite band when I was in high school.
P.S. In case you were wondering, yes, in high school I dyed my hair blonde at the ends like the lead singer, because I figured it was cool, & I've shaken hands with one of the guitarists.
P.P.S. In reflection, it was likely not as cool as I originally thought.
01-17-2010, 12:08 AM
Night Ranger is not one of the 80s bands to be ashamed of liking. Their biggest problem is that the success of the song "Sister Christian" typecast them as a power balad band rather then what they were/are.
01-17-2010, 12:11 AM
01-17-2010, 12:16 AM
What's your price for flight?
01-17-2010, 12:42 AM
Thank you for understanding. I didn't mind "Sister Christian," but I agree it took them away from the songs I preferred, like "Don't Tell Me You Love Me," and "(You Can Still) Rock In America". Question: Why were the parentheses necessary? Was there a time at which it was debatable as to whether or not one could indeed rock in America?
Originally Posted by Sarkus
01-17-2010, 01:02 AM
For finding Mr. Right?
ttrying to! YES. Not online meeting tought. MEt at karaokee. Now postin aaaabout new biy here.
As per the usual mode of drubkenness..,. I love you alll. 4 vdodka martinis is 2 tooo many, bit did get table resreved for meetup next week.
New, not-as-overtky-geeky-boy is feeling protective. Awws. He wabts to protect me from boys from the intatwebz. Cute, no? May introduce him to awesimeness that is Qt3. Not sure if he is ready for you all though.
:D Loves to you all. I sleep after he says is home safe. He is not drinking 'til V-Day... WTF?!? So be on best behaviour, all of you at meeetup next week.
01-17-2010, 07:48 AM
Yes, you can has cheeseburger.
Man, it's like having our very own LOL cat.
Originally Posted by Siren
01-17-2010, 09:31 AM
Jesus Christ... I don't remember typing that. That is, however, how I phrase things when I'm really drunk. Wow.
I hope that entertained a few of you. I am entertained.
01-17-2010, 09:35 AM
I like how all your 'n's turned to 'b's. That's cute.
01-17-2010, 09:51 AM
I'm kinda enjoying saying 'overtky' to myself.
01-17-2010, 12:04 PM
Awww, it sounds like you had a great time!
01-17-2010, 09:36 PM
I shouldn't be posting in this thread since I am only mildly buzzed, but Siren, that is adorable.
01-17-2010, 10:05 PM
01-17-2010, 10:10 PM
I miss my karaoke days. Back when I was away at university, I was a regular at the weekly karaoke night, at this absolute dive of a bar down by the railroad tracks. Rarely drunk, but I would have a drink or two, which would help to bring out the showman in me (who's otherwise invisible, most of the time).
There was one particular evening, I tried tackling some James Taylor, and found him a tad too low for my range. Darlene, the karaoke MC, had to rescue me in the middle of that song ("You've Got a Friend"). I returned the favor a few minutes later, when Shania Twain's "Man! I Feel Like a Woman" proved too high for her. Gender reversal for the win!
And then there were the lovely French ladies who threw various undergarments at me after a triumphant set of Deep Purple tunes at a Montreal karaoke bar. If only I hadn't been with a friend at the time... I can't remember the name of the bar, but it was across the street from Churchill's.
01-19-2010, 01:53 AM
I lost my job on fiday and well, I already have issues faling asleep and typically when that happens I post here. And then regret it the text day. I just drank about 2.5 listers of chablic blanc and well, after pounding the last 0.5 in about 15 minutes, I'm really tstarting to feel it. Tomorrow I have to wake up and do thae whole job-seafching thing and I'm not looking forward to it. I think I'lll just start up some porn and stare at it until everything just blurs out and I fall asleep sitting up. At least I'll be in my home office chair when I wake up. Bottoms up!
01-19-2010, 08:23 AM
Sleep that one off Matt. You will be fine. Good luck on the job hunting.
01-22-2010, 07:16 PM
I'm dieting and haven't had a drop in over a week. Tonight is the night I designated for drinking and I have a really nice 100% agave tequila blanco that is one of those weird brands you can only find at Trader Joe's. I almost posted this in the whiskey thread. I made a tequila sunrise to start, then just started sipping it straight.
01-22-2010, 07:24 PM
Hmm, I've got a bottle of Dewar's to kill tonight... per usual on a Friday night. But soon, this shit has to stop. And then I shall be a hardened piece of steel that is the envy of all my flabby middle-aged peers!
01-22-2010, 07:41 PM
Crank up the Happy Birthday Party Massacre!
Originally Posted by Shadari
01-22-2010, 08:14 PM
I DEMAND BRACKETS
Originally Posted by Raife
01-22-2010, 09:14 PM
Oh come on guys... haha. Okay, I admit some of my friends think they're the "Bloody Birthday Massacre" and some people think they're the "Birthday Party Massacre," sheesh, you guys know who they are!!! They're fucking TBM... TBM.. THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE. No need to add other words.
Originally Posted by Raife
01-22-2010, 09:18 PM
01-22-2010, 09:22 PM
I wish, but I can't whistle and chew gum at the same time, so no! You guys just can't accept that I really like them a lot. Hey, for what it's worth, I've got several PMs from Qt3 folks that love the band just as much as me. Too bad they're cowards and won't stick up for them like me. Oh well.... You guys know who you are! ;)
Originally Posted by Flowers
EDIT: *cough* my socks are dirty!!