Reply With QuoteThey told me this red wine was infused with the smoke of a burning city. It tastes like plain ol' red wine to me. Maybe I'll have another glass to be sure.
This pint and a half of lager wasn't as chilled as I would have preferred, but its doing its job. It's nice when your alcohol tolerance is so low that such a small amount is sufficient to get reasonably buzzed.
They told me this red wine was infused with the smoke of a burning city. It tastes like plain ol' red wine to me. Maybe I'll have another glass to be sure.
I don't care if you shouldn't chill red wine. A terrible bottle of Shiraz tastes soooooooo much better with ice.
I chill all my drinks. My ex used to give me so much grief over it until I stole her monocle and bid her farewell.
Kraken Rum + root beer = surprisingly smooth and drinkable. And gets you quite drunk.
Finally drunk and remembered to post in this thread....
Been watching James Bond movies all day! Drinking Martinis to go along with it. Fuck YA!
lol. I so want to drive that Austin Martin right now....
I am so drunk I think that I pissed off a bunch of people in other threads. I sincerely apologize to anyone that I pissed off. I am so fucked up right now.
Life is not about being a good guy, though. Life is about being yourself. And if being yourself is being a drunk asshole then be the best drunk asshole that you can be!
And that's me!
See?
If there wasn't a spell check I'd be screwed. I seem to be able to type a reasonable sentence without it though.
I am a drunk moron. I am an asshole and I am sorry. I love all of you folks.
Bill, Flowers, Stusser, all of you fuckers. I am in love with each and every one of you.
There is so much love here.
Kisses, kisses, kisses, HUG!
what thread? i want to read!
He's drunk, it really wasnt that bad.Originally Posted by Supersport
lol no worries then..
back to bond
Australian wines are not for drinking, they are wines for laying down and avoiding. They should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.
Actually, I like Rosemount Shiraz.
hahahahhaahah RichVR is my favorite
Shine on you crazy drunken diamond
Not drunk, but I haven't slept in two days and I drank so much coffee I'm not likely too for another 6 hours or so but by then I'll be at work so I'll need to drink yet more coffee. Good god my feet are ugly.
Wow. I was expecting some backlash. But no. You all have to be nice and shit. ::sigh::
I got your back, Rich. Told everyone to be like Fonzie.
Hope you feel better man, now get back out on the boards and be yourself.
You know not what you say. I'm drinking a bottle of Coppola claret and mixing it with diet Coke. So I'm gonna be drunk and wide awake all night. And annoyed that the stepson had all of the damn wines in the world to choose from and got me a Coppola claret. I have nothing against Coppola wines. Hey, he's a great guy. Great movies, right? And some of his wines are drinkable. But this bottle of claret sucks. It's wrapped in a golden wire kind of thing. I guess it's supposed to be electrified so that if anyone touches it they get a shock and buy a different wine. Mine has a dead battery.
But hey, everything goes with Coke, right?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL48mwrhSyE
I totally wanna have a drink with her and talk "it" over! Maybe two or three times. Hell, maybe four or five!
BTW, none of you fuckers (I mean that in the nicest way, which is to say not nice at all) are gonna catch up with me in this thread. This time next year I'll have like 2000 posts and maybe RichVR will have like 100. Weak ass Rich can't even get close! And if he does, he'll get all sad and apologize and go hide! :P
BRING ON THE CHICKMEISTER
FUNNY BANS THREAD 1/1/12 BRETTMCD AT THE TOP OF THE LIST
god, i wish.
Yes, Shadari, your crown as king of the drunken idiots will probably go unchallenged. Well done.
Happy new year to you, Raife!
Too drunk to play Skyrim. Too drunk to play Civ 5. I think I've hit bottom. I miss my small dogs. W Wiley
I really should not drink wine. Especially mixed with Champagne. One bottle of each and i sit here thinking that my life more or less sucks (which it doesen't even though I'm not 100% happy atm). I'm a happy drunk on beer. On wine, not so much.
Oh and Happy new year to you all.
The jarls do not approve of unhappy drunks in this thread!
Happy New Year, Oberschnäpser Shadari.
Some guy started talking about embracing Jesus when we were leaving the club. I asked him if he really wanted to die in an elevator.
I was sober. until I took an arrow to the knee.
Also throwing up red wine makes you think you threw up blood.
Scotch.
That is all.
Hey now!
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