Thread: The I'm drunk thread. . .

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    Well it's obviously the Old People's Guide to Pain Free Drinking. If you are waking up at 3AM after drinking and consider that the middle of the night you are doing it just so wrong. 5:30AM is the middle of the night if you have to be up at 8AM for work and 8AM is the middle of the night if you can afford to sleep in (not that it is the middle of the night, it's just when my inner clock forces me to wake up no matter what I did the night before then I decide whether to go back to sleep or get up).

    Also if you wake up in the middle of the night you didn't drink enough to need a ten step hangover prevention plan. If I drink even remotely close to a hangover amount I'm down for the count until at least 8.

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    Granted that the times may be off for each individual, but it does work.

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    Easy shorthand version: Eat before drinking. Stop drinking 2 hours before sleeping. Drink water during drinking and after drinking until bed. No drugs needed.

    H.

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    Thanks a lot, Houngan. There goes my cash flow.

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    Can't play skyrim drunk. At least well.

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    Maybe the in-game booze will cancel out the RL booze.

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    Aw man, surely I'm not the only one that's somewhat drunk tonight! Oh well, I'm gonna post another Katy Perry video, and I know you all are rolling your eyes right about now, and I don't blame you, but just watch the last 30 seconds or so of this video.... If your eyes aren't at least a tad bit wet, you're simply not a human being.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahha3Cqe_fk&ob=av3e

    PS: If you're a Johnny Cash fan, at least watch the end as I recommended.

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    This is my favorite drunk song.

    Elvira.

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    Oh man, I love the Oak Ridge Boys! Hell, I used to live just up the road in good ol' Erwin, Tennessee!

    But Patsy Cline is way better... sorry dude!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWCUh6tf7PA

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    Dang it, I hate it when I wanna PvP in WoW but know that I'm pretty much too drunk to be worth a fuck. Argh!

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    I'll see your Patsy and raise you a Fool for Love.

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    *listening*

    After a few seconds I was about to call you a... *insert bad name here*

    But hell, it's an okay song I guess.

    Anyway, I'm drunk as hell now...doing push ups and banging my chest all alone in my cave. Yelling and singing rock and country songs... all macho and ready to kick some fucking ass.

    But sadly, when I pee I have to sit down. ARgh!!!

    Anyway, I'll raise you....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2F9f2Cl6Y

    A little George! :P

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    Not bad. How about Harry Chapin and 30,000 Pounds of Bananas?

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    Good stuff... if a bit long... but here's a guy I saw in the Grand ol' Opry on my 8th grade trip thingie or some such...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qdxgam-xE4

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    Okay... now I'm in Paramore mode... Good lord!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Av6RN776I4

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    Okay, now I'm really drunk and I'm on the verge of shitting up a bunch of threads... but I'lll stick to this one...

    Lady Gaga!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_GMgkcc2KM

    Damn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadari View Post
    Good stuff... if a bit long... but here's a guy I saw in the Grand ol' Opry on my 8th grade trip thingie or some such...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qdxgam-xE4
    Dude you win. That was fucking awesome.

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    Yay, I won something finally! Yo Adrian!

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    My neighbors are gonna kill me... I'm singing Katy Perry aloud. Out loud... Rio! C'mon!

    Dance till we die.... sing! Young forever! You make me feel young forever!

    Let's runway... don't ever look back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just one touch!

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    Wait, wait, wait....Shadari is man?

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    Hell yeah man!

    *whips out...*

    Anyway, this is a family site. Mine is bigger than yours though!

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    I wanna see your peacock cock cock... your peacock cock cock!

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    If they hit my shield why do I take damage? Someone should mod in pepper spray. Skyrim

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    It's Sunday mooooooooooorning!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBX-ESFDF0

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    Surely I'm not the only one a bit tipsy tonight! Anyway, here's a clip that inspired my blood elf paladin in WoW... it's from Heavy Metal the Movie:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2_gOpU0eWU

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    There's a race called 'blood elf' in WoW? What, dark elves weren't emo enough?

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    Night elves are rather jovial actually.

    But speaking of emo, I'm watching live footage of The Birthday Massacre and I'm like all crying and stuff. Blah, I'm terrible....

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    Quote Originally Posted by W Wiley View Post
    Can't play skyrim drunk. At least well.
    I find that I can, at least to the point where I can find things to do where I have fun and am not dying like crazy, exploring or crafting or doing radiant quests...I avoid plot line stuff because I dont remember it so well the day after.

    What I could *not* play well drunk was Forza 4. I mean, at all. I know, I know...duh right? But man, what a difference. It would frustrate the shit out of me.

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    So the ex-wife and I weren't on good terms. Then one night she called me to come to a bar that we used to frequent. At this time our son was like 12 years old. And we hadn't talked for a while. So I go to the bar and the ex is there and she looks good. Lost some weight. Big boobs though. We spend some time catching up. Do some blow. Get way drunk. We end up at our house. That is her house now. The kid is at a friend's house for the night. We do the nasty, once twice, thrice.

    It's getting light. Maybe 5-6 AM.

    I'm about to nod off. The ex says, get out. WTF? Says I. She says, kid is coming home, don't want him to see you here.

    WTF I repeat. And she says (person) my girlfriend will be home with (son) soon, get out.

    Girlfriend? Says I as she gets my shit together to throw me out.

    Yes, now be gone.

    And I was gone. Outside house, walking the walk of shame. Got car service with just enough money to get home.

    No tip. Just enough money to get home. Cursed out by car driver for no tip.


    I felt used and abused.

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