Thread: The I'm drunk thread. . .

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    I'm drunk, can I go looting now?

    Oh bugger Scorpions, Hans will have to put me on ignore now.

    Taaaaaaaaaake Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Something about gorky park.

    Fuck yea, Why does the Tommy soundtrack/album only ever work after copious amounts of booze?

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    Jesus, ret pallies can fucking melt faces when they pop cooldowns!!! Hell to the yeah motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    On the plus side, it's not another fucking katie perry video, or that other fucking band you like.

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    Katy, not Katie, you drunken fool! ;)

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    auto tune the bloody spelling

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    Come on man, Katy doesn't try to hide her mediocre voice at all. She has fun with it and doesn't care if grumpy old doofuses like you don't like it or not. No beat it, fool! :)

    PD: I just lost the farm thanks to you. :)

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    She should do. I wish I could get away with being mediocre and tuned to be good at my job.

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    Well, you can't you're mediocre and everyone knows it!

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    if only I had boobs

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    With Shadari on ignore reading your posts makes you seem like a crazy person Nellie.

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    Yeah, I'm such a horrible person. Better ignore me, I might hurt your feelings!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by seventimessix View Post
    With Shadari on ignore reading your posts makes you seem like a crazy person Nellie.
    You had to have him on ignore to realise that?

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    Whoa Nellie, how 'bout them Tennessee Volunteers!!

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    There is an avenue to have your revenge.

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    You wearing a beard of bees is all I need when it comes to revenge!

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    listening to katy/ie perry without auto tune would be revenge. even the bees agree with me on that.

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    I suppose so. Anyway, these goddamn ferals are out of control.

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    on the plus side we can harvest them for perfume.

    fuck yeah. John Barry's theme for Zulu.

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    At last we can come to an agreement!

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    Can't get any locks to duel me. Guess they know the deal now....

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    Take it to the Internet dating thread, you two.

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    No fighting in the drunk thread!

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    Wait, what? People listen to Katy Perry? You're doing it all wrong.

    H.

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    I'm not drunk, so I can say for sure: She's awful. Awful!

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    You guys are mean!

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    Holy shit I'm having trouble following all this. That's means I totally belong in here right now?

    Phew...I love Three Floyds so much right now. Thank you distribution gods for making this possible, amen.

    P.S. I just finished watching the Book of Eli plastered, and was pretty damn impressed...must drunk pm Whitta a high five.

    Holy fucks.

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    I just had a pint of decent Polish Vodka yclept Sobieski, and many beers.

    Why, one might ask is this interesting? Well my wife is in Europe now and will be for a fortnight. Meanwhile the mom and I still await the prognosis from the the Doctors that will either explain that the lump within her lung is noting and they must remove it.

    OR the lump in her lung is nasty and they mist remove it.

    I care that is is the nothing. And so I drink more than I useually do because I am weak and spineless.

    If thou dost pray, I beg you, pray for my mother. If thou dost not pray, I blame you not, nor do I.

    But what the heck. Why not? Now i go to sleep. Because sleep is a value that I cherish, And sleep comes hard these days. Although alcohol is a balm.

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    If thou dost not pray, I blame you not, nor do I.

    Ha ha I love this thread.

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    On one hand, this "Pear flavored" Grey Goose we got as a party gift once is an abomination against good alcohol. On the other, it's fairly drinkable and somehow seems appropriate for shooting people in Fallout: New Vegas.

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    Does Vicodin count as being drunk?

    My brain feels so goddamned stupid right now.

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