Reply With QuoteNewcastle Brown
I'm tellin' you, can sure smack you down
With a greasy whore
and a rollin' dance floor
You know you're jailhouse bound
30 days in the hoooole
It's all in the lighting. Like porn.Originally Posted by Hunty
I'm not drunk right now, but I'm not so sure that I'm sober. I mean, I haven't had anything to drink, but I'm wired and emotional and just a little bit off-kilter.
Newcastle Brown
I'm tellin' you, can sure smack you down
With a greasy whore
and a rollin' dance floor
You know you're jailhouse bound
30 days in the hoooole
The feeling I get after studying for 3 hours, writing an exam for 3 hours, and then studying for 6 hours is not unlike the feeling after 4-6 beers. I can barely concentrate hard enough to be able to read.
It wasn't the wheat beer, the pilsner, or the stout. It wasn't the wheat wine that no one else liked. It was those goddamn cocktail wieners made by the first year law student that made me try to call China through my toilet.
A glass and a half of red wine (cabernet sauvignon) and I'm pretty much sloshed.
Happy Xmas everyone!
Swedish Christmas involves having santa show up early and hand out presents to the kids, so they're occupied whole the adulte inbibe copious amounts of akvavit and sing rowdy songs. But this year we mixed Danish and Swedish traditions.
Today was akvavit, beer, heering, salmon, meat and then beer and brandy in the sauna - a roll in the snow at 10 minus and then back in the sauna and you're good to continue. Whisky, beer and Settlers of Catan.
Between overbearing mother, racist in-laws, squealing children, and enough Bing Crosby to put John Paul II into a berserker rage - fuck it, I am breaking into the emergency bourbon. If I get out of this Christmas without punching a relative in the throat, it will be a fucking 34th Street miracle.
My sister and her boyfriend have gummi bears that have been soaking in vodka for the past day. They are delicious.
Consider this my pre-drunk post.
I want! please eat a couple for me. be sure to bite the heads off first though, before chomping on the arms and then legs, and then finally finishing with the body.
You don't even need to outline the proper gummy bear strategy if he doesn't know that now he'll spontaneously learn as e gets drunk off them.
Man to the person who can get drunk on a glass and a half of wine, I think I would kill to be you.
Also, there is something to be said for being drunk on Christmas. As opposed to just being drunk which is great in itself. It feels like a decade or two ago and I am skipping school to get plastered. Yee-ha!
It's not hard, just stop drinking very often. Then your alcohol tolerance disappears! I'm noticeably buzzed on the one glass of wine I've had tonight.
Yep. Sarkus is right before I was a borderline alcoholic I would get drunk insanely easily. One of my friends can actually get smashed on just a single pint of beer because he only drinks a few times a year. Thankfully I've possibly saved my liver by cutting out every form of hard liquor in favour of regular old beer which I've embraced after a wonderful trip to Europe.
God what I wouldn't give to be back in Arras drinking a wonderful kriek in de Place des Héros - such a wonderful beer, such a wonderful town.
This is cheapw ine but i llllike drinking it on a bilizzzzzard.
o think i inclided too many zs in that last post. mu pologies.
i cannot deliete those posts thosugh i might wish to later. bahimiron tells me i should otpost. but white whien is delicous even ifi s bad. mm.
No regrets allowed, m'lady!
Someone else is going to have to do that. How hard would it really be for her to log into your account and delete those posts? :O
What happens in the "I'm drunk" thread stays in the "I'm drunk" thread.
Hi345
Man, I haven't been drunk since, like, July. Suck.
I should be drunk but
I've been rendered sober by my parents and uncles and aunts being pissed. Now they're singing a mixture of old Irish famine / war songs and eurovision hits.
I'm now after singing Flower of Scotland and done the rounds of the six nations anthems.
I'm feeling a little tipsy now, and still knocking back the beers.
Tonight has been the third and fourth time I've seen my father cry. My grandmother died a few weeks ago, and he cried at her graveside. I teared up there too. Tonight all our family met up for what turned out to be an immense piss up (at the behest of my dead grandmother, wanting the family to stick together.) My father got hammered. He cried again. Then, when we finally got him home, I read him a post I made in the Random Thought Thread I wrote just after I visited my grandmother in hospital. He cried at that too. I got some dust in my eyes at that point as well.
It may seem like a dour end to a drukne thread of thoughts, but I think tonight was quite cathartic for my family.
And I have four more beers in the fridge.
3,40 am, It's only early!
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Oh shit, I'm working on my fourth red bull and rum. Someone call an ambulance!!! As my congressman would say, caffeine and alcohol is a recipe for DEATH!
There is no way you're not dead yet. THEY DON'T MIX!!
Iowa is criminalizing mixing Red Bull with Vodka.
http://reason.com/blog/2011/01/14/io...seeks-to-crimi
red bull and vodka is tasty
i may be approaching drunk , but i can still type
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