Reply With QuoteThat wasn't snobbery, that was the time-honored tradition of harassing someone after a bender trying to get them nauseous.
Wine snobbery? In a drunkposting thread? GTFO. If it gives you a buzz, we drink it.
That wasn't snobbery, that was the time-honored tradition of harassing someone after a bender trying to get them nauseous.
It wasn't wine-snobbery, it was Marsupial testicle snobbery.
I'll admit to marsupial testicle snobbery.
This tastes like lemon Zima.
Real men should only be drinking wine that can be bought by the case/in a box anyways.
The watermelon one tastes like a Jolly Rancher but smells like sweaty balls.
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Rum!!
RUM
So apparently Red Bull has more then twice the caffeine by volume compared to Four Loko.. It's pretty clear that Loko's are being nerfed because poor people can afford them. Red Bull and Vodka cocktails at $11? Still legal! Hurray classism.
Hurray classism indeed! The last thing we need are low-class Wal-Mart shoppers getting alcohol AND caffeine easily. The master plan is to keep them stupid and docile, after all. Otherwise, some of them might actually get ideas above their station and try to be one of us. And we just can't have that.Originally Posted by Anti-Bunny
Hell, why do you think we invented NASCAR? Between that and Busch Light, it's a plan to keep the underclass docile and it's worked pretty well so far. Father Orwell would be proud.
I swear, I'm the only one who brings two friends home at the beginning of Thanksgiving break, getting drunk on terrible mango vodka and diet Mountain Dew...to Swedish violin concertos.
They sound better with another shot.
Played battleshots last night then went out to the bars. I'm so hungover right now I'm shuddering, judging from how long this took to type I'm still drunk, and I've missed 3 classes already today.
I lost.
I was about to ask "Classes on Thanksgiving?", but then I remembered you're from the northern wastes.
It is, as ever, a Rumsgiving for all, and to all a good night.
Oh it's American thanksgiving. Well there we go, let's say I was drinking because of that.
I finally got a job after three months so tonight I drink! Pints for all who are me!
Man, I was seriously trashed earler, but I seemed to have sobered up already. Belgian style tripel ftw.
I turned 21 yesterday (the 30th) and I am sufficiently drunk as fuck. I don't feel old, though as my friend said "the only way to have fun doing something illegal is to commit an actual crime."
The only way to do something illegal is to commit an actual crime.
Also, if you can post, you're not as think as you drunk you are.
Only reason I'm coherent is cuz Android has a great auto correct. And see? My quote doesn't even make sense.
I made homemade mac-n-cheese with bacon then drank a bottle of prosecco. Woooooooo!
If you're able to operate an android you aren't as drunk as you think you are. I can usually can't construct a sentence without autocorrect choosing a wrong word when I'm sober.
This threads can lamer mis bolas.
I can only post if I am JUST drunk enough, but when I am REALLY drunk I fall down and can't post at all. FAIL i say, FAIL!
As I've mentioned before, I sadly no longer drink. I, therefore, did not get drunk this weekend. I did, however, smoke enough to watch Clifford.
Twice.
Jesus.
Went to a cocktail party on Saturday night thrown by two friends who have a serious cocktail hobby. As in, they have their own cocktail menu. I had a Jet Pilot, which included something like blackstrap rum, grapefruit liqueur, cinnamon syrup, and an absinthe wash. FUCKING AWESOME. I did not get tooooo drunk, fortunately, as I had to drive home.
I should have posted here an hour or two ago. Just let that be noted.
That's some suspiciously light newkie brown, Rimbo.
In other news, it's my work Christmas do tomorrow and I have recently come off an absolute disgusting bout of flu that was nearly the death of me. There are free drinks. So whilst I am currently not drunk, I eagerly anticipate changing that state of affairs.
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