My vomit is priceless.
--- Alan
Amateurs, get off my lawn! No, I mean this literally. I live behind a local pub, and some amateur just threw up on my lawn.
p.s. - It's not Alan. If it were him, I'd let him stay.
My vomit is priceless.
--- Alan
This thread should be merged with the dating thread.
Wheeeeeee!
Why yes Jerri, I am Australian. In fact, I happen to be in the same city as Major Icehole. Never met him for a beer though.
That said, I did also start early-ish for a weekday, around 4pm.
And I am most disappointed. I come into this thread looking for more drunkered posts, and only Icehole delivered, and some random drunk delivered on Lunch of Kong's yard.
More drunkeness please, I have no beer left myself (and drinking alone is shit) but at least let me think I'm surrounded by drunken people.
I think my hair is full of sand.
I'm not drunk at all, nor even drinking, but I thought you guys should know.
I live two blocks from the bars on lower Greenville in Dallas, so I just wandered in a bit ago.
Current status: drunk, but still pretty functional, and pretty awake (shouldn't have drank that energy drink, dammit). Which sucks. Right now I need to be either passed out or engaged in carnal activity, dammit. Instead I'm fucking around on the internet. Goddammit.
Almost went to OE Penguin's tonight, which is on Main in downtown. Have you been, Damien?
--- Alan
anyone seen my left arm?
I think I may be missing my nose too..
but I think it could still be attached to me face..
not too sure, too pissed, might find out tomorrow...
mama
I think you may have consumed some stuff a bit stronger than alcohol. ;)
bottle of red bottle of white
bottle of white bottle of red
squint eye drunk for loser guy
jjjjjjjjjjjjust the beeer..........
gefooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkk. :)
ps no offense meant to rward, 'loser guy' means me, not anyone else.
I purchase way too many MP3s from Amazon when I'm drunk. Help!
Drunk and watching Always Sunny in Philly. Can't go wrong there I guess!
Wednesday nights are my night! woot! The official name of our after work drinking club is "Stink and Drink" Gotta love it... until thursday morning.
Half a bottle of James Beam mixed with ginger beer this evening .
I finally feel like I've found a thread I can appreciate! Hello thread!
Very dru nk tight now and aso very tired who wants to cudle
Hi!
I'm DRunk. I don't post muchj\\\
Thanks for talking about games that i don;;t want to play and then leting me know i don't want o play the,m beacause i wouldn't like them. yeah! drunk post!
i looked up richar kline!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kline
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Son, I am disappoint by the lack of activity in this thread.
Woo drunk. Went to my fav club. Lurid details omitted. Tragically, she had more sober friends. Which is why I'm posting here now. G'night, fellow drunkies.
But did you look up Richard Kline?
Last night was interesting. I"m glad someone looked up Richard Kline though. God forbid we find out what happens when you don't.
I'm not drunk right now, but that situation will change as the contents of this margarita glass find their way into my body.
Stay tuned for more airport "rebooked on a flight 4 hours later" hilarity.
Now I'm glad I neglected to make a "let's get together, I'm visiting Seattle tonight" post, as I would've missed my own get-together. (AS IF ANYONE WOULD'VE SHOWN UP!)
I'm not drunk either, but I did get sick last night and that means I have a leftover bottle of some random cheap wine and a 6-pack of Bass. Can't let that go to waste!
I'm pretty buzzed now.
I've also got a respectable buzz thanks to being able to buy wine (and in this case port!) at cost through my new job that I hate.