Are you ready for the "Inflatable Experience?"
Saw this sign at the place we had my daughter's birthday party.
While looking at this I was reading it with voice of the nozzle from the Venture Brothers.
"If you have any physical impairments that prevents you from particpating in <.... really long pause ....> <.... deep voice with echo ....> the Inflatable experience"
Just thought it took itself way to serious. Plus if you have a slightly perverted mind like I do, this sign has no business reading like it does at a children's party place. Just look at the list of physical effects.
Heh, we have a place round my way called "Pump it up" that offers a similar indoor inflated playground dealy. I need to snap a pic of their disclaimer, it features horrible engrish, and references to bodily liquids and solids.
That's a national chain, unfortunately, so we're all subjected to it at one time or another, if we have preschoolers. For the last 2 years, nearly every member of my daughter's preschool class just had to have his or her party at Pump It Up.
Originally Posted by Griddle
And here I was expecting something much different. The internet has scarred me forever.
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Originally Posted by Fugitive
And I thought I had heard of everything. Dude, you KNOW you're not normal, right? Right?
Originally Posted by The freak