Are you ready for the "Inflatable Experience?"

[Rob_Merritt]

Saw this sign at the place we had my daughter's birthday party.



While looking at this I was reading it with voice of the nozzle from the Venture Brothers.
"If you have any physical impairments that prevents you from particpating in <.... really long pause ....> <.... deep voice with echo ....> the Inflatable experience"

Just thought it took itself way to serious. Plus if you have a slightly perverted mind like I do, this sign has no business reading like it does at a children's party place. Just look at the list of physical effects.

[Griddle]

Heh, we have a place round my way called "Pump it up" that offers a similar indoor inflated playground dealy. I need to snap a pic of their disclaimer, it features horrible engrish, and references to bodily liquids and solids.

[mystery]

Heh, we have a place round my way called "Pump it up" that offers a similar indoor inflated playground dealy. I need to snap a pic of their disclaimer, it features horrible engrish, and references to bodily liquids and solids.

That's a national chain, unfortunately, so we're all subjected to it at one time or another, if we have preschoolers. For the last 2 years, nearly every member of my daughter's preschool class just had to have his or her party at Pump It Up.

[Fugitive]

And here I was expecting something much different. The internet has scarred me forever.

[ElGuapo]

And here I was expecting something much different. The internet has scarred me forever.

First response to that article:

Mr. Brownlee, some due diligence would have been nice, along with a bit less of the "Ooo, look at the freaks" editorial stance that far too often accompanies a piece on any given fetish. Bodyinflation.org, run by Luther V. Kane, is not only much closer to an "official" body inflation fetish site, but is actually well-constructed, and has excellent discussions of the fetish of body inflation, along with how and why its adherents get into it. The discussions are also very supportive, since, as with any fetish, fear of ridicule is ever-present (and judging by your exhaustive 143-word article, justifiable). - Infl8orama

And I thought I had heard of everything. Dude, you KNOW you're not normal, right? Right?