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Thread: ATTENTION VAPID COCKHOLSTERS

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    ATTENTION VAPID COCKHOLSTERS

    You know who you are.

    You're not fooling anybody when you cry and moan about how there aren't any threads about what you want to talk about. It's just as much work to make the crying and moaning post as it is to start the thread you want. Nobody's buying the martyr act.

    A good example of how to discuss things you want to discuss is Bob Cherub's contributions to the P&R Youtube thread. Granted, no one's listening to him, but that can't really be helped. If you want to make sure that issues that concern you are addressed, start a thread! Another good guide would be the way that Brian Rucker maintains a couple of threads devoted to his hot-button issues and will occasionally post a relevant news item.

    I suppose there's one other possibility. Maybe Tom took away your ability to start new threads after that fateful night that you decided to combine a whole bottle of Jameson's and a few hours on Qt3. If that's the case, just PM me with the thread idea and I'll start it for you, no matter how little interest I have in it. I'm always here to help.

    So next time you wonder how anyone could possibly think of discussing the economy in light of Obama's secret plan (revealed in a phone call to a blog-only African press agency) to allow terrorists to get gay married, don't shit the thread! Just post your "OBAMA GIVES THUMBS-UP TO ISLAMO-HOMO-NUPS" thread instead, and watch all your dreams come true!

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    lol wut

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    You're going to need to be more specific. I don't know which of us vapid malechickenholsers you're talking to.

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    Fallout 3 is just Oblivion with guns.

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    Oh, and fuck communism.

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    fuck money

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    I don't have enough fuck money. :(

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    If there is such a thing as most attention-grabbing thread title of the [time period], this one would get my vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hong View Post
    Fallout 3 is just Oblivion with guns.
    that made lol

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    Spore was dumbed down so Joe the Moron could figure it out.

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    3.......2........1........


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    Quote Originally Posted by hong View Post
    I don't have enough fuck money. :(
    Is that anything like rape dollars?

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    And yes, googling cock holster is about as painful as you'd think.

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    I googled it to see how painful, and it wasn't that bad. Then I google image searched it with safesearch off.

    People, do not repeat my mistake.

    Some things can not be unseen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraaze View Post
    I googled it to see how painful, and it wasn't that bad. Then I google image searched it with safesearch off.

    People, do not repeat my mistake.

    Some things can not be unseen.
    I learned my lesson from that Burt Reynolds GIS fiasco! Never again!

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    WHY???? WHY DO I NEVER LEARN??//?

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    Your resolve deteriorated within one minute?

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    What can I say, I'm a decisive type.

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    I, too, am a ISLAMO-HOMO-NUP

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    I am firmly in favor of granting big ups to islamo homonups.

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    Douchenozzle would have been more offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraaze View Post
    I googled it to see how painful, and it wasn't that bad. Then I google image searched it with safesearch off.

    People, do not repeat my mistake.

    Some things can not be unseen.
    Why don't people ever politely describe what they've seen in these don't-click-this-link situations? Words are always easier to deal with.

    And here my guess was it was a euphamism for a vagina. I'm sure I'm very, very wrong.

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    I'm so proud of all of you, but especially Ben and Lurb. Thanks, Arthurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkula View Post
    Maybe Tom took away your ability to start new threads after that fateful night that you decided to combine a whole bottle of Jameson's and a few hours on Qt3.
    Didn't stop Rimbo!

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    Speaking of comic contributors...

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