Tyjenks is unstoppable

[XPav]

I did my own Koontzian analysis on this board, checking the post rates of the top 30 posters (some of which are no longer with us).

• Poster Avg Post Per Day Overall
  Tyjenks 10.11
  Jason McC 7.67
  wumpus 6.91
  Bub, Andre 6.32
  Mark Asher 6.11
  Dave Long 5.64
  Ben Sones 4.52
  TomChick 4.50
  DennyA 4.04
  Tim Elhajj 3.77
  Derek Smat 3.65
  Brad Grenz 3.33
  Jakub 4.75
  Desslock 3.10
  Cpn Cooki 6.42
  mtkafka 2.96
  Met_K 2.91
  Mike Cathrt 3.37
  Rywill 3.27
  SpoofyChop 3.15
  Supertanker 2.60
  Gor Camron 2.63
  Sean Tudor 2.54
  voltaic 2.53
  Chet 2.48
  Jason Becr 2.43
  Murph 2.30
  XPav 5.52
  Chrish Nahr 2.34
  Dr Crypt 2.63

What does this show? It shows that no matter how much 'work' any of us do, Tyjenk has by far, the highest average posts per day of any of the top 30. Our last, best hope for victory in the fight against Tyjenks is Jason McCullough, but I wonder, now if he'll be able to find suitable opponents for the endless debates that he's been partaking in recently.

It looks like all you 2.xx poster should watch your backs. I'm moving up to claim my rightful spot next to Dave Long.

[Jason McCullough]

Our last, best hope for victory in the fight against Tyjenks is Jason McCullough, but I wonder, now if he'll be able to find suitable opponents for the endless debates that he's been partaking in recently.

I disagree!

[Mike Cathcart]

These are my favorite threads. We've become so self-absorbed I imagine we'll soon start having award cermonies for ourselves. There will of course be a lifetime achievement award named after Tyler. But who would host?

[Raife]

Easy question.

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[TimElhajj]

These are my favorite threads. We've become so self-absorbed I imagine we'll soon start having award cermonies for ourselves. There will of course be a lifetime achievement award named after Tyler. But who would host?

Cathcart had a lifetime achievment award thread and nobody posted. Ha!

[TimElhajj]

What does this show? It shows that no matter how much 'work' any of us do, Tyjenk has by far, the highest average posts per day of any of the top 30.

What we need is a 3rd party add on that lets us see if we've posted our average for the day.

[TimElhajj]

I am just going to post pictures of ducks if I can't think of anything intelligent to say.*

*[size=2]STFU Rywill, Sones.[/size]

[quatoria]

I am just going to post pictures of ducks if I can't think of anything intelligent to say.*

*[size=2]STFU Rywill, Sones.[/size]

Nothing but ducks from now on, then, Tim?

[TimElhajj]

I am just going to post pictures of ducks if I can't think of anything intelligent to say.*

*[size=2]STFU Rywill, Sones.[/size]

Nothing but ducks from now on, then, Tim?

Ducks and the occasional invation to STFU, quatoria.

[quatoria]

I am just going to post pictures of ducks if I can't think of anything intelligent to say.*

*[size=2]STFU Rywill, Sones.[/size]

Nothing but ducks from now on, then, Tim?

Ducks and the occasional invation to STFU, quatoria.

Will I need to RSVP?

[Mike Cathcart]

Nothing but ducks from now on, then, Tim?

Awww, snap!

Don't mess with the ducks, Tim.

[TimElhajj]

I am just going to post pictures of ducks if I can't think of anything intelligent to say.*

*[size=2]STFU Rywill, Sones.[/size]

Nothing but ducks from now on, then, Tim?

Ducks and the occasional invation to STFU, quatoria.

Will I need to RSVP?

One need never RSVP an invitation to STFU.

[Rywill]

You should write one of those "Miss Manners" books, because I don't think people know about that rule (and it's a good one).

Seriously though, quat (may I call you quat?), what is up with taking the swipe that Tim already preempted in his original post? Yellow card.



[size=2](Now I know how the good mutants felt teaming up with Magento in X2.)[/size]

[quatoria]

No man may pre-empt my swipes! I'll snipe anyone, any time, barring personal tragedy, so long as it's funny. Anyone familiar with my usenet history should be able to vouch for that. It's nothing personal. I don't even know Tim.