The ultimate gaming console: PIICRON

[wusoldjr]

http://www.piicron.com/
http://www.piicron.com/consoles/faq.php

By gamers 4 gamers
We are a company founded by gamers, funded by gamers, owned by gamers, aimed at gamers. Simply put, PIICRON is gaming by gamers for gamers. No pun intended.. When people for certain are going to be making fortunes from investing into our company, we figured it would be a lot more fun & actually in our own interest, if these people were our customers, our gamers & those around us. Instead of a few already rich suits, wouldn't you agree?

Hardware & hard facts

What is all the fuzz & buzz about?!
Part of it may come from our full backward compatibility with all games to competing & previous consoles, our modular & AI processing units, proven x86 environment in a console or our splittable controller?

Or perhaps part of it comes from our combined fingerprint login & touch-pad, integrated cameras with pattern recognition, unparalleled & exact motion sensing technology, that you can record your gaming & share your greatest moments, flatrate global online connectivity, that the controllers can tell how excited you are from your heart rate?

Or could it be our grid computing platform & capabilities, the possibility to earn money on your consoles by simply leaving them on connected to the grid, the possibility to earn huge money from gaming or maybe it is because the direct investment approach allowing anyone to invest in the company & get rich?

But maybe we are wrong, maybe it is something entirely else of all the countless unique features in our lineup that turns you on? Maybe it is the fact that you can tell us what turns you on, that we listen & implement that which people enjoy?

Obviously a scam/joke, but this was too hilarious not to pass on. It appears these folks are really trying to pass this off as legit. There is too much to post it all, but I have been on the verge of tears reading this site.

Their forums are full of hilarity as well: http://forum.piicron.com/

[Adree]

I support sites like this, a fool and his money should be parted.

[Igor Muravyev]

Is it just my browser or do all the links on their site redirect back to the index page?

[Bahimiron]

Clearly wusoldjr missed the first line.

PIICRON is not & never was a scam or a joke. We are as serious, committed & dedicated as can be.

See!

[Hans Lauring]

Just as soon as I cash in on my Phantom stock I'm going to buy into this.

Mark my words Nintendo and all the other allready rich suits are domed!

[Pogo]

But maybe we are wrong, maybe it is something entirely else of all the countless unique features in our lineup that turns you on? Maybe it is the fact that you can tell us what turns you on, that we listen & implement that which people enjoy?

hah

haha

[Justin Fletcher]

Simply put, PIICRON is gaming by gamers for gamers. No pun intended.

This rivals "Damn comedians."

[Bill Dungsroman]

I'm kind of partial to:

No doubt about it, except the doubt for it.

[Roy Ziegler]

I'm gunna buy two!

[Staff Sergeant]

I support sites like this, a fool and his money should be parted.

It says they are refunding all investors.

And yes, all the links redirect to the index, but all show a different picture in the upper right part of the screen.

[rei]

It's not legit unless Kevin Bacchus heads it.