I've dreamed of situations like this

[Acid]

26 Cheerleaders Stuck in an Elevator!

Oh, to have been there.

[Midnight Son]

Link points to nothing.

[Fugitive]

Knock the 26 off the end of the URL.

[Midnight Son]

I would have saved them and enjoyed their gratitude! Diggity!!

[nutsak]

I would have pressed one of the buttons to take us to a floor and been a fucking hero.

[Adam B]

I would have pressed one of the buttons to take us to a floor and been a fucking hero.

Victory!

This shit blew my mind:

Just a few weeks ago, teens at another campus cheerleading camp had an entire dormitory evacuated after they smelled an unidentifiable odor.
Hazmat crews descended on the scene and discovered the culprit: burnt popcorn.
But the benign source of the smell didn’t stop dozens of cheerleaders from complaining of respiratory problems.

Way to fight those stereotypes, ladies.

[Tim James]

There might have been some dudes there on the team, you know. But if you were on the opposite side of the elevator, you may have been able to cop a feel on one of the girls that passed out.

[Pogo]

You actually think being stuck in a tiny crowded area with 26 girls whose job it is to SCREAM THEIR FUCKING LUNGS OUT IN UNISON is a dreamlike situation?

Even if they're not screaming, they're going to be panicking and hyperventilating, or calling all their family on their cell phones crying their eyes out and talking as if they're about to die.

What they are not going to be doing:
a)taking off all their clothes because it's getting so hot and stuff
b)touching each other's private parts
c)jumping on your cock because this situation is so stressful and we know that stressful situations make girls want to jump on your cock

[Tankero]

You actually think being stuck in a tiny crowded area with 26 girls whose job it is to SCREAM THEIR FUCKING LUNGS OUT IN UNISON is a dreamlike situation?

Even if they're not screaming, they're going to be panicking and hyperventilating, or calling all their family on their cell phones crying their eyes out and talking as if they're about to die.

What they are not going to be doing:
a)taking off all their clothes because it's getting so hot and stuff
b)touching each other's private parts
c)jumping on your cock because this situation is so stressful and we know that stressful situations make girls want to jump on your cock

Hmmm!

You contradict everything that every Police Squad and Lampoon movie has tried to teach us...

Do you speak from empiric evidence?

Maybe you had a nefariously intricate plan that backfired...

[Pogo]

I had a similar experience.

Although replace 26 possibly cute cheerleaders with 2 really fat ladies. And instead of an elevator it was a bus stop.

[Midnight Son]

Even if they're not screaming, they're going to be panicking and hyperventilating, or calling all their family on their cell phones crying their eyes out and talking as if they're about to die.

What they are not going to be doing:
a)taking off all their clothes because it's getting so hot and stuff
b)touching each other's private parts
c)jumping on your cock because this situation is so stressful and we know that stressful situations make girls want to jump on your cock

I bet you're a hoot at parties!

[Sarkus]

I spent a summer in college working on campus, during which there were several cheerleader camps.

I'll just say that the "Young Business" camp girls were a lot more fun.

:-)

[Acid]

You are all a bunch of buzkills. Stop destroying my fantasy.

[Bill Dungsroman]

There might have been some dudes there on the team, you know. But if you were on the opposite side of the elevator, you may have been able to cop a feel on one of the girls that passed out.

Hahahaha, like you'd have to worry about those dudes.

[Pogo]

Hey now I had a male friend in college who was part of the cheerleading squad.

Come to think of it, he did go hiking a lot with that other guy...

[Bahimiron]

I bet you're a hoot at parties!

Ninja stabbin' parties.

[hong]

Q. How do you get 26 cheerleaders in an elevator?

A. 13 in the front and 13 in the back.

[fire]

Q. How do you get 26 cheerleaders in an elevator?

A. 13 in the front and 13 in the back.

This reminds me of a ROT-13 joke. Something like "what happens when you ROT-13 26 cheerleaders twice?"

[Glenn]

Hahahaha, like you'd have to worry about those dudes.

Hey, buddy, I'll have you know the President Of The United States was one of "those dudes."

[Bill Dungsroman]

Hey, buddy, I'll have you know the President Of The United States was one of "those dudes."

My case: rested.