I like my reviews subjective, thank you. There's no such thing as an objective review.
I don't understand why you disregard the idea that games shouldn't have feature film length cutscenes. It seems a perfectly valid criticism. At least tell me if I can pause the movie while it's playing should I have to take a piss. Also, maybe a warning upfront-- "This next cutscene is 90-minutes. Go pop some popcorn and come back and enjoy!" would be a good idea.
And if the game has a bunch of 90-minute cutscenes, then I'd like to know if the reviewer hates them or not, thank you.