View Poll Results: What newbie has fucked up Qt3 the most?

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  • datter

    25 15.92%
  • VictoriaWong

    7 4.46%
  • idrisz

    22 14.01%
  • jerri blank

    6 3.82%
  • Adree

    11 7.01%
  • All of them. Things were much better here before the end of 2002.

    25 15.92%
  • Someone jerri forgot to list because she's such a goddamned newbie

    33 21.02%
  • SHIT! BONERZ

    28 17.83%
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    What newbie has fucked up Qt3 the most?

    This is Albert Woo's graphic, which I thought would be perfect for this thread.

    Last edited by jerri blank; 05-01-2008 at 10:54 AM. Reason: to give credit where credit is due

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    Hahah, these are great, though i must admit, there are four or five that i don't recognize. Is there a cheatsheet listing to go along with this?

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    I vote for the guy who just got a 360.

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    Awesome. Sad to say, I actually recognize all of those.

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    Midnight Son: That's KMartin.

    How'd you get on the list, jerri?

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    Ha ha -- that's great! It just needs to be expandable, like Albert's banning registry graphic. Well done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unicorn McGriddle View Post
    How'd you get on the list, jerri?
    As a newbie, I thought it would be unfair to exclude myself from the voting.

    Reasons to vote for (against) me: I tend to stop threads dead in their tracks. I don't know how, but it happens everywhere I go.

    Reasons not to vote for (against) me: I brought "humorless lesbian" into the Qt3 vernacular. Who knew that phrase would be so damned versatile? "I'm a humorless lesbian, you're a humorless lesbian, he's a humorless lesbian, she's a humorless lesbian - wouldn't you like to be a humorless lesbian too?"

    IMPORTANT: The graphic I used in the opening post is Albert's, which he posted in datter's "shit on your shirt" thread. I take NO credit for it.
    Last edited by jerri blank; 05-01-2008 at 10:53 AM. Reason: to give credit where credit is due

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    Lesbians really do need a sense of humor, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Son View Post
    Lesbians really do need a sense of humor, though.
    You're right. I can't count the number of times I've missed the L Word or Home Depot has been out of the treated lumber I needed, and I thought, "Damn, I wish I could laugh at this right now. It would make my life so much easier."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark Asher View Post
    Ha ha -- that's great! It just needs to be expandable, like Albert's banning registry graphic. Well done!
    The chart is a Master Woo creation, JB just borrowed it for the poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerri blank View Post
    You're right. I can't count the number of times I've missed the L Word or Home Depot has been out of the treated lumber I needed, and I thought, "Damn, I wish I could laugh at this right now. It would make my life so much easier."
    Going postal is another option but humor is often better, don't you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Son View Post
    Going postal is another option but humor is often better, don't you think?
    Yes. In fact, I was attempting to use humor in my previous post. It apparently was pretty ineffective. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerri blank View Post
    Yes. In fact, I was attempting to use humor in my previous post. It apparently was pretty ineffective. :)
    You just need some more practice! :)

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    I would vote for K0NY, not entirely based on his actions but on the effect it had on the rest of the board where everyone is now a VM until proved otherwise.

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    I actually voted for all of you, because while, in fact, I have nothing against any of you and welcome everyone here, I couldn't pass up an attempt at elitist snobbery, since I *DO*, in fact, remember the Old Blue Boards (tm).

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    OMG JERRI IS A GIRL????? PICS PLS THX!!!!!!! INCLUDE BOOBIES

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire View Post
    OMG JERRI IS A GIRL????? PICS PLS THX!!!!!!! INCLUDE BOOBIES

    Pic removed
    Last edited by jerri blank; 05-01-2008 at 11:56 AM. Reason: Removed pic so Kunikos won't get fired

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    I see my name on the list, but what did I do??

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    Quote Originally Posted by idrisz View Post
    I see my name on the list, but what did I do??
    You are a pretentious newb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Son View Post
    I vote for the guy who just got a 360.
    Ditto. KMartin has to be up there on the list of most spectacular flame-outs.

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    This list is missing all the people already banned I guess?

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    We just finished level 3, and need to tighten up the graphics a little bit.

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    Am I allowed to quietly vote for myself?

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    Why is this a private poll? I want to know how people voted.....

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    "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

    I've seen this a few times lately, where does it originate from?

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    Am I allowed to quietly vote for myself?
    Sure, just hold your shirt tail up while doing so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
    "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

    I've seen this a few times lately, where does it originate from?
    The Dirty Dozen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan View Post
    "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

    I've seen this a few times lately, where does it originate from?
    Same place as the picture, The Princess Bride.

    Maybe that was a reference to something earlier though, I'm not sure.

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    I could've, and probably should've, really, exploded in a similar fashion already. Maybe I'm just Dirt-like in my resilience. Regardless! To deflect the obvious criticism this comment will bring, I will distract you.

    As I seem to have misplaced the dancing banana gif, I'll issue this complaint.

    Where the fuck is Rogen on this poll? In fact, where is he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malphigian View Post
    Same place as the picture, The Princess Bride.
    Oh sure, just TELL him.

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