What's really wrong with this world?

[Met_K]

Kill all niggers, they're nothing but a pest to this country. So are the spics. Ever wonder why so many people are on welfare? Oh, yeah, it's those god damn cracker-ass whities, too. Fuckers.

The damn chinks are going to nuke the west coast then make Australia they're prison bitches. It won't be all that new of a change for Australia, however, since everyone who's ever existed in that backwards pond-scum of a shithole has descended from the lowest level of a genetic cesspool.

My low, American iq of 76 tells me that when the revolution comes and our backs are up against the wall, it will indeed be the minorities who save us. They have the will, and the way, to save this country. No cracker-ass white-fucks are going to do the job. These niggers and spics got their guns and their training long ago in the projects, which is where niggers and spics belong.

And how about those Jews? Where are they going to go? Israel will most certainly nuke Palestine when they have no support; The remaining Jews in America will most likely buy out some of the cults and mafia pockets that will form. Controlling the world is what they've always been about, eh?

Too bad the racist rednecks down in the South will ruin it for everyone. Those crackers will start fighting against my negro brothers, and then the Mexicans, oh, the Mexicans, they'll jump right in and start taking back the Southwest for themselves!

Where's Cuba in all this? Well, we already know the entire Pacific belongs to China, including Australia, so who's controlling the Atlantic? Well, do you really think that the formation of the EU was for a better economic equilibrium? Fuck no. Their 'emergency troop supply' is for taking us out, man! Fuckin' a! All those god damn whities over there have their heads so far up their asses that they don't realize that the blacks in Africa are gonna rise up and whoop their asses! Come on, they still want revenge for the 1800's, man.

This world is going to hell, and Freddie Mercury's starring as the anti-Christ. Welcome the bikers of the apocalypse. Toll the bells. Shut your hydraulic doors and extend the middle finger. Fuck's coming, and nothing will stop it.

I'd rather beta-test Grimoire in hell than have to deal with what this world is going to shove on my plate.

[The Narrator]

His oeuvre of mental masturbation complete and the submit button triumphantly pressed, Met_K pondered which completely fabricated persona he'd rail humorlessly against next. He had other concerns, but deep down all he really knew was that some uppity troll somewhere needed to be wrapped up in a succinct and merciless parody. When that day came, a new vulgar textual package crafted by his expert hands would be brought forth and would once again certainly prove who was of quicker wit and sharper tongue. Oh yes. Yes, indeed.

[Met_K]

I'm still funnier than bob, though.

IM NEVAR CUMING 2 THIS FORAM AGAIN, FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!1!1!!3!@1!

See? I can at least not type like that; God willing. Maybe he'll help me out with the next parody I do. I mean, I did one parody right, years! back, so maybe I can do another one.

No, no, wait, sorry. Need more time than the five minutes it took me to write that. Sorry. Ok. I'll stop writing. Yes. Bye.

Edit: FUXX U 4 not licing my pairuhdee1: (

Ok. Really. I'll stop. Thanks.