George W. "Help me out again, bro!" Bush
John "Is this guy from Earth?" Kerry
John "Talks to the dead" Edwards
Howard "I'm sure Cleve loves him" Dean
Joe "Like Bush, but more Jewish" Lieberman
Carol "Uh, yeah, right" Mosley-Braun
Bob "If you're depending on Florida..." Graham
Al "Tawana Brawley supports me" Sharpton
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Okay, saw this on a couple of blogs today (including Josie Nutter's, a QT3 irregular....):
http://www.selectsmart.com/president/
Key in your views on a number of topics and it will tell you which candidates best match your views. As with most multiple choice PC tests, sometimes the answer I'd give (ie: I'm for SOME of what the ACLU does) isn't available, so YMMV.
The most surprising thing about my results? Dennis Kucinich matches 100% of my choices.
The least surprising thing? Even Al Sharpton was higher on my list than the Shrub. However, Bush did at least beat out Lyndon Larouche and Howard Phillips.
Ooops. I left off Dick "I'm going to win by promising a beefy tax hike" Gephardt," but I really don't think that matters in the end... And the poll appears to have eaten Kucinich -- perhaps it was trying to be merciful to him, since he's tracking just ahead of Sharpton.
Dennis may have gotten nuttier as he's gotten older, but when he was The Boy Mayor of Cleveland he came up with one of my all-time favorite political quotes. The city was on the verge of bankruptcy because the Union Commerce Bank, which held most of the city's notes, was refusing to extend the loans. At the same time, the large, privately-owned electric utility in town, the Illuminating Company, was trying to force the city to sell it the city's publicly owned Muny Power Plant, because (duh!) it didn't like the competition. It turned out that the Union Commerce Bank and the Illuminating Company had interlocking boards of directors. When this came to light in the media, the directors said, "Our decisions as directors of the Illuminating Company are completely independent of our decisions as directors of the Union Commerce Bank." To which Kucinich replied: "Anybody who believes that also believes in the Tooth Fairy."Originally Posted by DennyA
I got 100% Kucinich, too. That can't be right...Kerry was second at 82. Not sure how Wes Clark ended up a -9. No real shockers.
Of course, the survey only mentions a few issues. Things like defense spending, corporate/union involvement in politics, etc. But by and large a decent little game.
Troy
It says I should vote for that prince among men, Libertarian Party Candidate. Man, I love that guy.
I am very afraid to have achieved similar results to you. Also, Joe Lieberman at #6 makes me an unhappy camper.
1. Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat (100%)
2. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (89%)
3. Green Party Candidate (82%)
4. Leahy, Patrick Senator, Vermont - Democrat (81%)
5. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (78%)
6. Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat (74%)
7. Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat (71%)
8. Feingold, Senator Russ, WI - Democrat (70%)
9. Clinton, Senator Hillary Rodham, NY - Democrat (70%)
10. Daschle, Senate Minority Leader Tom, SD - Democrat (67%)
11. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (66%)
12. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (65%)
13. Libertarian Candidate (60%)
14. Biden, Senator Joe, DE - Democrat (60%)
15. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat (60%)
16. Jackson, Cong. Jesse Jr., IL - Democrat (59%)
17. Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat (55%)
18. Socialist Candidate (53%)
19. Bush, George W. - US President (48%)
20. Dodd, Senator Chris, CT - Democrat (48%)
21. Kaptur, Cong. Marcy, OH - Democrat (47%)
22. Bayh, Senator Evan, IN - Democrat (46%)
23. Feinstein, Senator Dianne, CA - Democrat (37%)
24. Gore, Former Vice-President Al - Democrat (37%)
25. Bradley, Former Senator Bill NJ - Democrat (34%)
26. McCain, Senator John, AZ- Republican (31%)
27. Buchanan, Patrick J. – Reform/Republican (29%)
28. Hagelin, John - Natural Law (16%)
29. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (12%)
30. Hart, Former Senator Gary, CO - Democrat (6%)
31. Vilsack, Governor. Tom IA - Democrat (-4%)
32. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (-9%)
33. Clark, Retired Army General Wesley K "Wes" Arkansas - Democrat (-9%)
Wesley Clark.
He's a Henry Jackson democrat, and the Bushies will have a hard time attacking his defense credential.
Now that's weird, Brian. We both had 100% on Kucinich, but the order of the rest of the guys is different. I had Kerry over Dean, for instance.
Maybe this whole thing is just a campaign ploy by Kucinich? :)
Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (71%)
Bush, George W. - US President (60%)
Golly. And people accuse me of being a conservative.
What a bizarre selection of answers to choose from.
1. Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat (95%) Click here for info
2. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (89%) Click here for info
3. Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat (82%) Click here for info
4. Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat (81%) Click here for info
5. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (78%) Click here for info
6. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (74%) Click here for info
7. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (71%) Click here for info
8. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat (63%) Click here for info
9. Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat (60%) Click here for info
10. Bush, George W. - US President (18%) Click here for info
See, there's a reason I don't like Bush very much!
Kunich's strong showing on everyone's lists are hilarious. While he does have all the positions, he unfortunately appears to be completely insane.
Damn I'm a flaming liberal.
1.*Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat **(93%)**
2.*Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat **(83%)**
3.*Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat **(80%)**
4.*Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat **(75%)**
5.*Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat **(71%)**
6.*Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat **(69%)**
7.*Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat **(63%)**
8.*Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat **(58%)**
9.*Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat **(57%)**
10.*Libertarian Candidate **(47%)**
11.*Bush, George W. - US President **(13%)**
12.*Phillips, Howard - Constitution **(2%)**
13.*LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat **(-6%)**
Something is horribly wrong. Check out the "Who Won results."
52% Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat
11% Bush, George W. - US President
11% Green Party Candidate
6% Libertarian Candidate
6% Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat
3% Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat
3% Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat
3% Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat
2% Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat
2% Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat
Everyone else gets 0%. I sense ballot stuffing.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
1. Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat (100%)
2. Green Party Candidate (98%)
3. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (93%)
4. Clinton, Senator Hillary Rodham, NY - Democrat (89%)
5. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (87%)
6. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (86%)
7. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat (85%)
8. Leahy, Patrick Senator, Vermont - Democrat (84%)
9. Feingold, Senator Russ, WI - Democrat (83%)
10. Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat (82%)
11. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (81%)
12. Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat (81%)
13. Daschle, Senate Minority Leader Tom, SD - Democrat (77%)
14. Biden, Senator Joe, DE - Democrat (74%)
15. Jackson, Cong. Jesse Jr., IL - Democrat (72%)
16. Socialist Candidate (69%)
17. Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat (68%)
18. Dodd, Senator Chris, CT - Democrat (62%)
19. Feinstein, Senator Dianne, CA - Democrat (60%)
20. Bayh, Senator Evan, IN - Democrat (60%)
21. Kaptur, Cong. Marcy, OH - Democrat (56%)
22. Bradley, Former Senator Bill NJ - Democrat (52%)
23. Gore, Former Vice-President Al - Democrat (50%)
24. Libertarian Candidate (50%)
25. Bush, George W. - US President (19%)
26. Hagelin, John - Natural Law (15%)
27. Buchanan, Patrick J. – Reform/Republican (14%)
28. McCain, Senator John, AZ- Republican (11%)
29. Hart, Former Senator Gary, CO - Democrat (8%)
30. Vilsack, Governor. Tom IA - Democrat (1%)
31. Clark, Retired Army General Wesley K "Wes" Arkansas - Democrat (0%)
32. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (-8%)
33. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (-8%)
Does Kucinich stand for EVERYTHING?
I's got John Edwards at 99%
Nuts I got this Kucinich guy at 100% as well... weird. Who is this guy?!?! Never heard of him.
Imo, Bush is getting reelected barring some big meltdown.
1. Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat (100%) Click here for info
2. Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat (60%) Click here for info
3. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (59%) Click here for info
4. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (53%) Click here for info
5. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat (49%) Click here for info
6. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (49%) Click here for info
7. Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat (49%) Click here for info
8. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (43%) Click here for info
9. Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat (36%) Click here for info
10. Bush, George W. - US President (29%) Click here for info
11. Libertarian Candidate (25%) Click here for info
12. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (15%) Click here for info
13. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (-11%) Click here for info
etc
I guess I should be proud, it looks like I'm one of the select few who did not have that Kucinich guy as my first choice. Whatever bias the test had I managed to beat it. :D
Your Results:
1.*Green Party Candidate **(100%)**Click here for info
2.*Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat **(96%)**Click here for info
3.*Leahy, Patrick Senator, Vermont - Democrat **(74%)**Click here for info
4.*Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat **(74%)**Click here for info
5.*Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat **(73%)**Click here for info
6.*Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat **(73%)**Click here for info
7.*Feingold, Senator Russ, WI - Democrat **(70%)**Click here for info
8.*Jackson, Cong. Jesse Jr., IL - Democrat **(68%)**Click here for info
9.*Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat **(67%)**Click here for info
10.*Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat **(66%)**Click here for info
11.*Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat **(64%)**Click here for info
12.*Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat **(60%)*
13.*Socialist Candidate **(58%)**Click here for info
14.*Kaptur, Cong. Marcy, OH - Democrat **(55%)**Click here for info
15.*Biden, Senator Joe, DE - Democrat **(54%)**Click here for info
16.*Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat **(50%)**Click here for info
17.*Feinstein, Senator Dianne, CA - Democrat **(48%)**Click here for info
18.*Libertarian Candidate **(35%)**Click here for info
19.*Bradley, Former Senator Bill NJ - Democrat **(27%)**Click here for info
20.*Bush, George W. - US President **(10%)**Click here for info
21.*Hagelin, John - Natural Law **(8%)**Click here for info
22.*McCain, Senator John, AZ- Republican **(8%)**Click here for info
23.*Phillips, Howard - Constitution **(3%)**Click here for info
24.*Buchanan, Patrick J. ? Reform/Republican **(1%)**Click here for info
25.*LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat **(-5%)**Click here for info
26.*Clark, Retired Army General Wesley K "Wes" Arkansas - Democrat (-5%)**
27.*Vilsack, Governor. Tom IA - Democrat **(-5%)*
I think this doesn't work so well because it's dependant on, obviously, stated positions of candidates. That means just because you have an opinion about something the candidate hasn't mentioned yet, you'll move away from that candidate. Lists aside I tend to like Dean, then again I liked McCain too, but I'd probably go over to Clark if he announced. After having seen both Dean and Clark interviewed, Clark came across as more knowledgable and professional.
Kucinich topped the generated list but he gets on my nerves. I can like somebody's ideas and still wince when they open their mouths.
Not so interesting aside, the Phillips were our neighbors when I was growing up in Fairfax. My parents really hated Howard politically but, well, he was a neighbor and - worse - his son Doug was my best friend as a kid. I remember going to visit them once for a campover after they moved and Howard telling us scarey stories before we went to sleep, about an escaped Loch Ness monster that'd been brought to the National Zoo or something. Well, we weren't sleeping! And then he snuck out later and banged on our tent scaring us to death! Lost touch with Doug over time. I wonder how the kid turned out.
Whatever happened to Al "I won the popular vote" Gore?
Wow, that comes as a shock. :)
I got Kerry, which isn't surprising because that's where I've been leaning for a couple weeks now. Clark got a 0%, which means there's something broken (I did check the box to support unannounced candidates), or that I don't understand his policy ideas. From what I have read, I'd vote for Clark though.
Yeah, I got Bush at 0% (no surprise there), but Clark at -8%...that struct me as really odd, since I've always been impressed by Clark and think that of anyone he has the best chance of beating Bush. After reading his profile, I actually think he'd make an excellent candidate...I've no idea why this scored him so low for me.
By an entire four percent, you must be SO proud.
I guess this means we're both voting Miljöpartiet next time ;)
Do I smell a hint of jealosy? Some men beat the test, others are beaten upside their heads with it. :D And I voted for miljöpartiet last year, cause I'm a treehugging commie. :wink:By an entire four percent, you must be SO proud.
I guess this means we're both voting Miljöpartiet next time ;)
1. Kucinich, Cong. Dennis, OH - Democrat (100%)
2. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (85%)
3. Gephardt, Cong. Dick, MO - Democrat (83%)
4. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (83%)
5. Lieberman Senator Joe CT - Democrat (76%)
6. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol IL - Democrat (74%)
7. Graham, Senator Bob, FL - Democrat (73%)
8. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (73%)
9. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (62%)
10. Libertarian Candidate (32%)
11. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (2%)
12. Bush, George W. - US President (0%)
13. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (-9%)
You treehugging commie!
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