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Troy
Listen to the Senator from California endorse fully the theft of the Southwest by Mexican invaders with his fantasy tales of stolen land ...
http://www.americanpatrol.com/FEATUR...tDSL030618.ram
That's your public official, mind you, an elected official endorsing secession and division of the United States into parcels, requisite to stealing the entire continent back and gangbanging the gringos and their wives before killing them all.
You're obsolete. You're about to be phased out. Even your own government is working hard on the problem of your genocide in full cooporation with the Mexican government. You're the last poor suckers to get the message you've been slated for the fire.
You still here?
Troy
For some reason I found the whole Bill/Derek thing more palatable than these ridiculous fake Cleve flameathons.
Remind me again why people got banned for that, but nobody's banning Cleve?
Whata fukin idiotic post. So allow me to present to you.....
YOU WIN THE PRIZE OF THE MOST STUPID THREAD OF THE DAY !
Dear...
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[X] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Kid in need of attention
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because....
[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You posted a Starcraft vs War3 thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Ass
[ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft II" thread
[ ] You posted a (War3/WoW) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] You posted a thread about the theory of relativity
[ ] You posted a thread about fat american thread
[ ] You posted a thread about your new mustang
[ ] You posted a thread about your boring life
[ ] You posted a thread about the new armor/attack types
In Punishment, You Must...
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[X] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Give me your beta CD-Key
[X] Give me 5 dollars
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say...
[X] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7(or lower)
[X] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[X] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
:D
Cleve is highly valuable to this forum. Before him there was no right-wing ideology on this messageboard. He spawned hermyhermit and bmulligan all by himself.Originally Posted by wumpus
Even barring the tiresome nuclear war talks, Cleve is responsible for categories of present and future topics.
Again, you have to be disciplined, otherwise you'll have the same problem that resulted in the Smart/Huffman situation.
Nonsense. There are lots of conservatives on this board. Real conservatives with real and interesting ideas on society and economics. Not paleo-conservative buffoons with their panties in a bunch because their country isn't surrounded by thirty foot moats, electric fences and minefields.
Troy
Pardon, how did 170 million people go from conservative to paleoconservative just because you took off your jackboots and hanmmer-n-sickle and suddenly announced you were the new conservatism, involving wars of empire for world domination through American hegemony?Nonsense. There are lots of conservatives on this board. Real conservatives with real and interesting ideas on society and economics. Not paleo-conservative buffoons with their panties in a bunch because their country isn't surrounded by thirty foot moats, electric fences and minefields.
Troy
I don't think so. These obsolete "paleos" you speak of constitute the overwhelming majority of the United States. I think it is your viewpoint overrepresented for your tiny numbers. "Neos" are nothing but shapeshifting Israeli-firsters adopting another opportunist viewpoint to use as leverage.
There are 200 million Americans with no political representation. Fact.
Look at the entire lineup of "neoconservatives," from Wolfowitz to Horowitz. Yesterday every single one of these people was a hardcore card carrying communist, who studied under Marxists and fought to subvert the United States in the classic bolshevist model. How is it they change clothes and suddenly they are the new conservatism? I don't quite get that. In my opinion these are shapeshifting alien horrors whose first, last and ending loyalty was always to Israel. Nothing more, nothing less. 170 million Americans agree, even if it is forbidden to publish their viewpoint in the controlled media.
There are 200 million Americans with no political representation. Fact.
Just the fact the shapeshifting reptilians changed skins tells you they know the jig is up. Pogrom is close or they would not be trying to morph their faces into friendly caricatures.
There are 200 million Americans with no political representation. Fact.
Why on earth should Cleve be banned, Jeff? Because you're incapable of not clicking on a thread that you don't want to read? Should we then ban anyone who starts yet another thread on RoN or Dark Cloud 2?
In case you missed it, Bill Huffman and Derek Smart were banned because they continued to disrupt unrelated threads with their crap about PhDs and stalking. They were both repeatedly asked, publicly and privately, to give it a rest. They both essentially replied with 'fuck you'. I haven't missed them one bit since they've been gone.
Cleve, on the other hand, has demonstrated that he's perfectly capable of talking like an actual rational person in other threads. He starts separate threads about this nutty stuff and you guys seem more than happy to jump in and take part. If you don't like his ranting, you can do what I do and ignore it.
Well, what I do most of the time:
-Tom
I am only here to observe you!
Hear hear. I am currently taking my first brave steps into a brighter, post-Cleve future, in which I am content to simply be amused by his survivalist rantings from afar (or just plain ignore them altogether) rather than waste time engaging in debates with a man who deflects valid and rational criticism the way the Hulk deflects bullets.
My advice to those who are still peeved by Cleve: If you see a thread started by him, simply ignore it, particularly if the subject header contains any of his familiar loony buzzwords, as we all know that delving inside is only going to result in bafflement and irritation. But he has as much freedom to post crazy rantings in threads he starts as anyone else does; were he, or anyone else, to start derailing other threads with unrelated nonsense, however, then it's time for the Hammer of Chick to fall.
I wish there was some way of knowing who made this post, but I'll respond to it anyway.Cleve, on the other hand, has demonstrated that he's perfectly capable of talking like an actual rational person in other threads. He starts separate threads about this nutty stuff and you guys seem more than happy to jump in and take part. If you don't like his ranting, you can do what I do and ignore it.
You are thinking of Koontz. Cleve is consistantly retarded and insane, Koontz can be rational sometimes.
I do disagree with the whole 'banning' thing, Cleve rarely wanders in and pissed down someone else's leg, just his own.
But still whoever you are, try to keep it straight: Cleve=teh nutz, Koontz=borderline.
I'm consistantly(sic) retarded! Hey, everybody, I'm Oxford Educated! Sorry I never got around to learning how to spell "consistantly," but give me a big smiley face stamp on my paper anyway for effort! Next I'm going to write an essay about how the wymyn are discriminated against by the eevil white catch-all villains of my new age godless religious orthodoxy!I wish there was some way of knowing who made this post, but I'll respond to it anyway.Cleve, on the other hand, has demonstrated that he's perfectly capable of talking like an actual rational person in other threads. He starts separate threads about this nutty stuff and you guys seem more than happy to jump in and take part. If you don't like his ranting, you can do what I do and ignore it.
You are thinking of Koontz. Cleve is consistantly retarded and insane, Koontz can be rational sometimes.
I do disagree with the whole 'banning' thing, Cleve rarely wanders in and pissed down someone else's leg, just his own.
But still whoever you are, try to keep it straight: Cleve=teh nutz, Koontz=borderline.
Give the down low brother a big wet tongue kiss for me, Cookiepants!
Actually, CC, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised if you check out some of his posts in the Movies section. I actually have Cleve to thank for getting me to finally rent Ravenous. I can't think of any such similar contribution made by Smart or Huffman.
Besides, most of us old-timers are pretty familiar with Cleve's schtick from Usenet. Truth be told, we probably get as much of a kick as Cleve from seeing guys like you and Gary fall for it. :)
-Tom
Interesting comparison: Cookie's and Cleve's most recent posts are roughly the same number of words. The only difference being that Cookie actually made a useful point (differentiating Koontz from Cleve), while Cleve merely rambled on about a single spelling error. This is usally the final troll fallback position when there's no actual substantive error in the post being responded to.I'm consistantly(sic) retarded! Hey, everybody, I'm Oxford Educated! Sorry I never got around to learning how to spell "consistantly," but give me a big smiley face stamp on my paper anyway for effort! Next I'm going to write an essay about how the wymyn are discriminated against by the eevil white catch-all villains of my new age godless religious orthodoxy!I wish there was some way of knowing who made this post, but I'll respond to it anyway.Cleve, on the other hand, has demonstrated that he's perfectly capable of talking like an actual rational person in other threads. He starts separate threads about this nutty stuff and you guys seem more than happy to jump in and take part. If you don't like his ranting, you can do what I do and ignore it.
You are thinking of Koontz. Cleve is consistantly retarded and insane, Koontz can be rational sometimes.
I do disagree with the whole 'banning' thing, Cleve rarely wanders in and pissed down someone else's leg, just his own.
But still whoever you are, try to keep it straight: Cleve=teh nutz, Koontz=borderline.
Give the down low brother a big wet tongue kiss for me, Cookiepants!
Of course, as we seem to be agreeing upon, this is Cleve's thread and he can talk as much rambling shit as he likes. You go, boy!
Of course you're right Tom. This is why I have decided to now definitively end my short-lived participation in the long-running Cleve Comedy Carnival. I went a couple of posts longer than I had planned, as like any guilty pleasure it can can be hard to kick the habit.
As for Cleve's contribution to the Movies forum (otherwise known as the non-nuke rantings), I may be compelled to check these out and find out for myself if they are as interesting as you claim. Certainly his new posting criticizing Black Hawk Down for featuring "lots of fighting, yelling and shooting" is an intriguing one. I would love to see an adaptation of that book that managed to get by without these elements.
Well, it's not that they're particularly interesting so much as they demonstrate Cleve doesn't always do his ubermench act.I may be compelled to check these out and find out for myself if they are as interesting as you claim
BTW, do a Google groups search on Cleve sometime to dig up his classic nuggets. I've never really had any interaction with the guy, but I don't believe for a second he's sincere about any of that stuff.
-Tom
It's hard to understand the rules when nobody articulates what the rules actually are. Rules.. prohibition on anonymity.. it's a fucking police state up in this beeyotch!Why on earth should Cleve be banned, Jeff? Because you're incapable of not clicking on a thread that you don't want to read? Should we then ban anyone who starts yet another thread on RoN or Dark Cloud 2?
In case you missed it, Bill Huffman and Derek Smart were banned because they continued to disrupt unrelated threads with their crap about PhDs and stalking. They were both repeatedly asked, publicly and privately, to give it a rest. They both essentially replied with 'fuck you'. I haven't missed them one bit since they've been gone.
Considering it took Cleve, at the very least, twenty minutes to find my error (post time to edit time to include his little crapfest) it's not really something I would have been bragging about.
I'm actually quite proud that I'm not paranoid or insecure enough to have to run every single post through spellcheck.
And you know what? I'm gonna stop there, gay jokes may be great enough for universal geniuses like Cleve here, but us consumer units are pretty aware of how base they really are.
I do however revel in the fact that Cleve didn't deny the fact that he pisses down his own leg or that he's nucking futs. Just made a devastating gay joke and, twenty minutes later, corrected a spelling error. Frankly I'm just happy to be alive after an attack like that.
(FOUR ton hydraulic door closes)
Derek and Huffman were banned? Shit. Go on vacation for a week and all hell breaks loose!
--Dave
Call Tom a pussy and see what happens to you.
I dont know why Cleve keeps complaining about America. He's the faggot ass fanny-pack fat-fucker pussy that left afraid. Survivalist my ass... watched too much Red Dawn probably.
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These guys are funny because they don't have the sense to be afraid. It's not that they are courageous warriors for American principles, you understand ... they don't see anything to worry about. They don't know what the big deal is --- doesn't seem to be anything wrong with America to them. It's like those drunks you see on the railroad tracks at night, bells sounding, gate closed, everybody screaming at them to get off the tracks and they're just giving you dumb looks back. "You're all just scared of a little old train, you big pussies!" These guys will be creamed into mush standing where they are at right now. "I'm not scared!" Of course you aren't, you're too punch-drunk loopy to feel honest terror until it is way too late to do anything about it. You're by and large off with the faeries your entire adult life. You need to start thinking about reality-based things and not so much a wild fluster of socially engineered gibberish designed to keep you occupied while your society collapses around you.
This sort will be hog-tied over a barrel getting bunged in the arse by a 300 man tag team of burrito bandits before they know what the hell is going on. They're completely out to lunch. A shot to the head will be a merciful relief to the poor suffering dumb beasts.
With them it's either "I don't see what all of the fuss is about," or else it's "It's all hopeless anyway." There is never a realistic response to anything, they're like mildly drugged people under the influence of an opiate drug. This is what happens to a person who grows up watching television. Spectator sports, televitz induced fantasies about meaningless trivia, celebrities, consumer unit controversies, gibberish, more gibberish. How about reality? Why not think about real things like continuing to live?
I'm afraid like any natural born fighter because I'm smart, mtkafka. I know when to keep my head down and when to fight and why. I think you're are only confusing yourself, not that your entire life is not one long drawn out confused episode. You're not afraid because you're so drunk and distracted you don't even see the light coming towards you on the railroad tracks and the bells clanging. When it is all much too late, then you will piss yourself and panic and flail around like an idiot and die screaming, all much too late to do you any good. It's all wasted effort and misguided delusions. How are you any different from any dumb animal who lives its life in a swirl of impressions without any ability to foresee causality and do something about it? You aren't. In fact, you're identical. Except for a tiny vocabulary of a few hundred words, there is no difference between you and any of the old world primates.
So just stand where you are, sort of weaving drunkenly. Don't pay any attention to the light on the tracks coming. You'll stand and fight! Sure you will. Just keep listening to the bell clanging.
I don;t want to get into an argument with you (even if you are or aren't Cleve). I barely skimmed your post. Something about not seeing the big picture of society going to shit and me being dumb like a drunk on a train track... whatever. But anyway, have fun. I still think you're a pussy for leaving the country. "I RUN AWAY I'M AFRAID!" If anything complain about Australia or your future reich in which you are sole Fuhrer, all by yourself.
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I'd like you to try to post up here when you're doing double duty in an Aztlan comfort camp in high heels and a skirt. Then maybe at long last you'll be forced to think ... when it is too late to do anything about it.
America is being ripped apart from the inside by cultural enrichers and you have not seen the tip of the iceberg of how bad it is going to get. Like Zimbabwe except with better street wiring.
Are you prepared for the upcoming global superstorm? Its real. its not nuclear. Its weather going crazy. I hope you have your
winter coat ready, because were about ready for the next ice age and places cold will be hot. haha! you're not ready for that? haha your stupid!
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Cleve's scenario sounds suspiciously like the Deus Ex plot. Could he be JC Denton? If it wasn't for that fanny pack.....
Awesome book. This is why my cold weather gear and equipment is stacked to the ceiling in my shelter. Of course, if the soldiers are too cold, they may let you rest up from your daily ass-bumping and this could be a good thing indeed to give your anus a much needed rest.
Checklist :
Cold weather gear for all shelter inhabitants - ok
Cold weather kit for electrical generator - ok
800 litres of methanol for heat - ok
Snow sled, poles and shoes - ok
Frostbite medical gear - ok
12 volt heater pads - ok
Arctic sleeping bags - ok
To this you should add ...
Cold Weather chapstick for lips and special low temperature horse grease for ass to keep maximum lubrication in cold weather.
If you service your Aztlan friends long enough, they may eventually die off from the cold temps because they don't adapt well. This may give you hope as your head is banging against the wall for the fiftieth time that day.
(Sound of two ton vault door closing on hydraulics, cherry red heater fans kicking on inside)
I lied, the superstorm is a smokescrren. A friend of mine works for NASA. There's a meteorite thats gonna hit Australia, Brisbane (about 100 miles wide) and will destroy Australia in 2003 sometime. HAHA YOU'RE STUPID! CAN'T PREPARE FOR THAT! AND YOU WON'T KNOW ABOUT IT BECAUSE THE METEORITE IS INVISIBLE UNTIL IT HITS THE EARTH! DONT HAVE THAT COVERED! HAHA MOVING TO AUSTRALIA KILLED YOU!Awesome book. This is why my cold weather gear and equipment is stacked to the ceiling in my shelter. Of course, if the soldiers are too cold, they may let you rest up from your daily ass-bumping and this could be a good thing indeed to give your anus a much needed rest.
Checklist :
Cold weather gear for all shelter inhabitants - ok
Cold weather kit for electrical generator - ok
800 litres of methanol for heat - ok
Snow sled, poles and shoes - ok
Frostbite medical gear - ok
12 volt heater pads - ok
Arctic sleeping bags - ok
To this you should add ...
Cold Weather chapstick for lips and special low temperature horse grease for ass to keep maximum lubrication in cold weather.
If you service your Aztlan friends long enough, they may eventually die off from the cold temps because they don't adapt well. This may give you hope as your head is banging against the wall for the fiftieth time that day.
(Sound of two ton vault door closing on hydraulics, cherry red heater fans kicking on inside)
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You're ranting now. Contemplating the 600 man 'gan-ban' has unhinged your mind.
Cleve has forgotten the All Powerful Fanny Pack
(and yes, that's his actual fanny pack)
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