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  1. 01-04-2008, 12:30 PM #1
    ElGuapo
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    Who wants my little black book?

    So it looks like I'll be settling into monotony .. whoops, monogamy, quite nicely. The girlfriend and I are doing well. Talk of moving in together has been flitted about.

    Is anyone interested in the numbers/emails of the girls I've dated in the past year? I can pass you off as a friend . . .

    We can even divide them up into "booty call girls", "nice girls, to be nice to", "crazy psychos but crazy sex", etc.

    So, for instance if you are looking for a nice girl, or a booty call girl, or a psycho to have sex with then stalk you . . . you can pick your category.

    I'd hate to see all that hard work go to waste. I have no single friends at the moment that could benefit from this.

    (this is a total joke btw . . . but it is rather interesting to be cleaning the phone/address book out)
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  2. 01-04-2008, 12:32 PM #2
    DoomMunky
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    This is just...weird. I've never been offered sloppy seconds before.
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  3. 01-04-2008, 12:36 PM #3
    Alan Au
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    Uh, you should probably wait until the wedding happens.

    - Alan
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    You're cool.
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  5. 01-04-2008, 12:37 PM #5
    Ed Solomon
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    Assuming the girlfriend part is legit, mazel tov.

    And shouldn't you be defending the Earth instead of posting about your sex life again.
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  6. 01-04-2008, 12:55 PM #6
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    Know anyone in Baltimore?



    (Joking btw. My girlfriend would kill me.)
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  7. 01-04-2008, 01:03 PM #7
    Houngan
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronSofaer
    Know anyone in Baltimore?

    (Joking btw. My girlfriend would kill me.)



    She's a great gal, but fair warning: She ain't no contractor. If you see a nailgun, run.


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  8. 01-04-2008, 01:09 PM #8
    Podunk
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    Wow, Guapo, congrats on your newfound monogamy!

    Is this the end of a QT3 era? No more sordid hot tub tales?
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  9. 01-04-2008, 01:09 PM #9
    Joel
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    You're right: This is a total joke.
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  10. 01-04-2008, 01:22 PM #10
    Alan Au
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    I think El Guapo is really just trying to find an excuse for why he isn't posting X-Com reports in a timely manner.

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  11. 01-04-2008, 01:25 PM #11
    Nick Walter
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    Monogamy? You aren't forced into that until the ring is on her finger. And I ain't talking about the engagement ri . . . oh, she reads QT3 doesn't she?

    Good move man, one woman is all a man needs and with a committed enough relationship the whole making love thing isn't necessary anyway.
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  12. 01-04-2008, 01:32 PM #12
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    Are you taking this act on the road? You say it's a joke, but I don't see the funny. Maybe I need to see it with the props and stuff.
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  13. 01-04-2008, 02:03 PM #13
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    I like a girl who knows how to handle quicklime.

    Damn, Houngan, make with the number!
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  14. 01-04-2008, 02:07 PM #14
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    Whirlwind courtship?
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  15. 01-04-2008, 02:34 PM #15
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    Why isn't this on Ebay?
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  16. 01-04-2008, 03:19 PM #16
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    That would be AWESOME. You'd totally get some media attention for that.
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  17. 01-04-2008, 03:40 PM #17
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    I will take one psycho to have sex with me and then stalk me, please.
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  18. 01-04-2008, 03:42 PM #18
    Jason McCullough
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    Is this the Christian one you were asking about?
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  19. 01-04-2008, 03:53 PM #19
    Raife
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElGuapo
    So it looks like I'll be settling into monotony .. whoops, monogamy, quite nicely. The girlfriend and I are doing well. Talk of moving in together has been flitted about.
    The meat screen seems like another lifetime, doesn't it?
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  20. 01-04-2008, 03:57 PM #20
    DoomMunky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raife
    The meat screen seems like another lifetime, doesn't it?
    *gag*

    WTF?
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  21. 01-04-2008, 04:09 PM #21
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    Newb.
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  22. 01-04-2008, 04:16 PM #22
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    Would any of them go for a semi-attractive, married, male professional interested in good conversation and possibly more?
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  23. 01-04-2008, 04:46 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyjenks
    Would any of them go for a semi-attractive, married, male professional interested in good conversation and possibly more?

    I'm gonna tell your wife on you!
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  24. 01-04-2008, 04:57 PM #24
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    Give your black book to your new girlfriend.
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  25. 01-04-2008, 05:02 PM #25
    Tyjenks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athryn
    I'm gonna tell your wife on you!
    If she doesn't know I am a perv-y aging man by now, she has been missing multiple not-so-subtle signals. ; )
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