So I went to do some reserve service and it turns out it was time for a promotion.
I am now a major!
Unless theres a lieutenant colonel or above, I am the highest ranking member here.You may salute me on your way out.
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You mean that kind of salute?
I really couldn't resist :D
Congrats on the promotion!
Thats better then what I get at the base :)Originally Posted by markv
Nice job btw.
Awesome! Now you can only be killed by the Marshal, the General, and the Colonel. Or by bombs.
Ben Sonnes wins the internet... or whatever it is you're supposed to say, when someone makes a good funny.
(I'm just a sargeant... but the enlisted men don't hate me as much as you!)
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This cost me my eardrums because of the page it was on. Death to geocities pages is all I have to say.
Last edited by markv; 12-18-2007 at 06:40 AM.
Everyone always forgets the Spy.
(His chief weapon is surprise.)
Nice, congrats. Now we can commence with the Major Asshole jokes.
Fear, and surprise. Wait... his two chief weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. Hold on.... his three chief weapons are.....
Congratulations! For what it's worth, I've always considered Major to be the coolest sounding of the officer ranks.
Also, please start wearing an eyepatch.
Congrats sir! Nothing quite like a promotion, at Christmas no less, to set next year off right.
I knew a Czech woman police officer who was mightily pissed off when they introduced female versions of the ranks (which they have for most jobs) and she became a Majorka.
The real question is are you on the frag list?
He can only kill the Marshall though.
Quick fun fact: I created a floating, waterproof Stratego board so I can play in the hot tub. I'm not making that up, it's true. :)
You are so weird ElGuapo. (And I mean that in a nice, warm and fuzzy way)
You are welcome to come over anytime and play. You have to leave the bubbles off or the whole thing goes in the drink, but the squares are much bigger than normal so it's not as cramped.
I keep reading and re-reading that sentence, and I swear you're right on the verge of saying something suggestive!
Oh, and before we completely lose track, congrats again, marxeil!
I have a good buddy in the reserves who got promoted to Major last year. His last name is Brown.
When I saw him a couple months ago, I shoved him really hard.
"What was that for?"
"I had to push major brown."
Thanks all.
As I now feel majorly important, I demand that my rank is added to my nick.
Yah. Congrats, marxeil. Next step... Mossad! :)
-Major Marxeil- or ♣marxeil♣?
Hmmm, I know at least 4 major's who are gamers but no one who is a gamer above the rank of major. Career limiting hobby perhaps?
I'd prefer Shin-Bet over Mossad, personally.
Grats, marxeil. :)
Bet it has more to do with age.
Also, grats on not being a minor anymore!
Congrats :)
ding!
Which special ability did you take?
What did you search for to get that? Was it |||L___| ?
Grats, Major!
Congratulations on the promotion. I thought the thread title was a messed up attempt at showing off your University major at first.
Oh, and welcome to the major leagues.
Get some combat duty, you'll promote faster.
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