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    Hello, newbie here

    Im a newbie in this forum and 1st up: hi to all! I register here to share my opinions about GAMES, and what make a good GAME design. Im a str8 up GAME playa, so dont be hatein on me.

    So I want to tell yall about this new GAME. Ill be str8 with you. Its called H**lgate London and its awesome. Yall can pm me if yall want to know the real name. Theres a profane word in there but its cool if yall are over 21. Its a lot like another game about the devil. Yall know which 1 Im talkin about? Thats write. Its the Diablo GAME from Blizard!

    So I see my man GARRY WHITTA is in the HOUSE! Str8 up dog! I seen yall in PC GAMER and I got to ask yall 1 question? Is yall writing the Diablo GAME movie dog?

    I got another questio nfor yall. Im going to community college next year to get my GED. Str8 up! Then Im going to be getting my degree in C PLUS. I hear that this is the place to roll if yall want to be a GAME programmer and thats what I see myself doing. So if I want to work for EA or microsoft or 1 of those other big GAME makers where do yall recommend I get my degree>

    Ill be checking in here from time to time and answering any questions yall have. I look 4ward to having some discussions about GAMES and politics with yall. Str8 up!

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    Hmmmm, perhaps you should go the the games subforum and check out the Hellgate threads. But perhaps that was too str8forward for you.

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    Please.

    Dear god PLEASE, tell me this is a joke.

    Please tell me this is someone's joke account.

    If not, this is hilariously sad.

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    Whats up m8? We dont h8 up in here so hope u enjoy ur stay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by krokodile
    Please.

    Dear god PLEASE, tell me this is a joke.

    Please tell me this is someone's joke account.

    If not, this is hilariously sad.
    Only BillD could have done this.

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    Pretty weak.

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    Relax, people. The attack pandas are en route.

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    Attack kittens are far more effective. Like little ninjas, they are.

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    So what, attack pandas would be like little pirates? Because it always comes down to ninjas vs pirates.

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    I miss the stringent vetting process more and more.

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    It wouldn't have helped. Look at this dude's join date. This is almost as dumb as that guy who posted once after 4 years telling Tom to delete his account.

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    You know, put him on a leash and teach him not to bite and he might make a great pet.


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    But I want to know what game he's talking about. I can't figure it out!

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    Hailgate: London. It's one of the first games to effectively use multi-core CPUs to provide accurate simulation of the deadly weather systems threatening to destroy British civilization.

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    Y0 d00d ur th3 l33t3$t uv @ll W0RD 2 Y0 M0MM@!!!1!!!1!!!!#!#!#*!@&!*@&

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    Quote Originally Posted by Machfive
    Attack kittens are far more effective. Like little ninjas, they are.
    Yes, and I'm sure Napoleon would have liked to have had atomic weapons in World War I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raife
    Yes, and I'm sure Napoleon would have liked to have had atomic weapons in World War I.
    Dude, everyone knows Napoleon fought in the hundred years war not WWI.

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    Well since no one else took you up on it I have a question for you, AC. I would like to know what GAME stands for.

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    I'd just like to add that you forgot to put an apostrophe after the y. It's y'all, a contraction of you and all. Please keep the grammar nazis happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Njal
    Dude, everyone knows Napoleon fought in the hundred years war not WWI.
    Yes, but WWIII will be fought by zombie Napoleon with attack kittens that have nukes strapped to their backs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Icehole
    Please keep the grammar nazis happy.
    Did the grammar nazis fight in WW1?

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    Dear Mr. Chloride,

    In the future, for the sake of clarity, I would recommend that you use an editor to compose your messages then cut and paste them online. Might I suggest:




    Piece out, canine!

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    2/10.

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    Not funny. Please, if we are going to have a joke account, it needs to be funny or interesting. This is neither. Can we please have the Narrator back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Shiftless Bastard
    Yes, but WWIII will be fought by zombie Napoleon with attack kittens that have nukes strapped to their backs.
    DO NOT JOKE ABOUT SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS.

    Now I'm gonna have to watch 2Girls1cup to get this horrible apocalyptic image out of my head.

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    I smell U2K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet Elvis
    I smell U2K.
    That was my first thought as well. After you've read a bunch of his stuff, the style and wording is way too similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fugitive
    Hailgate: London. It's one of the first games to effectively use multi-core CPUs to provide accurate simulation of the deadly weather systems threatening to destroy British civilization.
    yeah, I was joking. I knew what he was talking about. Thanks though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ammonium Chloride
    So if I want to work for EA or microsoft or 1 of those other big GAME makers where do yall recommend I get my degree>
    I recommend:


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    Did you know ammonium chloride solution is very cold when it is initially dissolved in water? Weird.

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