I'm not saying a thing. Just reporting the news.
Wow, there IS a God.
YUB NUB!
Let us rejoice, for now he is with his creator.
YAY!!!
How did it feel as the darkness closed in around you, and you realized in your last moments that there was NOTHING, you corpulent, hate-filled fuck?
And now, back to our regular scheduled programming :)
Originally Posted by daedalus3
See, if you're right, you can't ask him, because you can't zing a dead person. If he's right, given that it's a slow day in Darfur, then he'll be frying fishsticks down in Hell by about 2:30 PM Central.
I for one hope that he was right.
Good.
The man gave great quote:
"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals"
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being"
"...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."
"[homosexuals are] brute beasts...part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated, and there will be a celebration in heaven."
"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions"
"Textbooks are Soviet propaganda"
He'll be missed.
Shouldn't Gawd be calling Pat Robertson home soon also?
Wow, I guess it says something about me that my reaction to reading the title to this post was "thank god".
Thank god indeed!
If one happened to be a believer in universal salvation, one might find some amusing irony in the idea of Falwell arriving in heaven and discovering that everyone gets in. I bet it'd piss him off something fierce.
I hope St. Peter is gay and kisses Falwell on the mouth!
I think it would be funny if everyone who hates and despises Falwell discovered themselves in hell with Falwell for hating and despising people.
Wow, Flowers, you are all over me today.
Yeah, I thought about that. Ideally, God is just sort of a cool guy who isn't too bothered about where people put their dicks, but is really down on being a hatemongering douche.
Ah yes. The old "condemning intolerance is just another form of intolerance" canard. Bravo, sir. You truly are a thinker of unparalleled depth.
Wait, and now you're hating and despising the people who hate and despise those who hate and despise people! Are you gonna be in a special meta-hell or something?
Wow. I love that quote. It perfectly represents my view of Christianity (as an atheist).
Yeah, I don't see what would be so bad about watching both Slyfrog and Jerry Falwell dance on the coals of infernal night for ever after, even if I had to do my fair share of owshit hotfoot highstepping myself. Even if I was in Heaven, I'd probably spend all my time in Hell anyways, just so I can sit right up close and watch the show.
To be fair, I think Sly is being ironic, which is much different from hating and despising.
It's kind of like what we would have were Jerry Falwell to have mentioned that he wasn't acting very Christ-like, instead of actually acting un-like Christ and not realizing it at all.
Man, I was planning on watching you. I'm going to have Heaven binoculars though, so I won't need to come down.
I guess somewhere in the Bible it states that whereas aggression is sinful, passive-aggressive aggression is not.
Here's a clue about how the universe works. I haven't been struck by lightning yet.
Even if you are somehow pleasing to God, you're also pleasing to me. Let's not forget how I caught Jesus cockblocking me. Cockblocking is a violation of brotherly trust. That incomprehensibly mighty motherfucker owes me a favor, and when he asks me what I want, I'm asking for you.
You and I are going to settle in for an endless night in Perdition.
Then we're gonna do it.
There is nothing passive aggressive about it. It's just aggressive. I also never said that I am free of sin.
Too much effort on that one; take another hack at it.
If I just fell down and wept at your quirky yet creatively brilliant writing and called you a forum god, would we be all good?
Never said it was particularly deep. Just funny. Or as Bullhajj mentioned, ironic.
Awww, does baby accept Jesus Christ as his lord and personal savior?
That's adorable.
I'm sorry we hurt your feelings and I'm sorry that we made fun of your so-not-creepy spiritual leader, the Reverend Jerry Falwell.
As a parent, Slyfrog, I have to express some dismay that you want to rain on our parade of hating Jerry Falwell. There are so few people these days where you can actually get people motivated to take a Greyhound and pay their grave dancer's union dues before the grass even grows over the sucking empty pit where the remnants of some trashy hatemonger's corpus rots. One of them finally dies, and you are trying to ruin it for everyone.
Jerry Falwell ruined a lot of lives and took a lot of money and spent it on horrible things that are bad for our society and I am glad that he is dead the way that I am glad when a baby's cancer goes into remission.
Are you saying you don't want a baby's cancer to go away? To me, it sounds like that's what you are saying. Go ahead and point out all the great things neonatal cancerous growths do for the economy, and for teaching hospitals, and for togetherness, but I am going to take a stand and say that wanting babies to have all sorts of cancer all over their bodies is wrong.
I'm sorry that you aren't in a place in your life where you can feel that way. I really am. Maybe someday you'll grow up.
I'm sorry that you would make any assumptions whatsoever regarding my feelings toward Christianity or Falwell. But not surprised.
I only wish they had found him dead on top of a hooker. A male hooker.
Mike Jones!
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