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Thread: Can they throw Parid Hilton more jail time for this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick
    No she has a few other problems.
    1. A drinking problem. A few weeks in jail can't hurt.
    2. A problem with authority. Hmmmm, Jail should help with that too.
    She has many more than that. Women who keep tiny dogs always have more problems than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScurvyPig
    She has many more than that. Women who keep tiny dogs always have more problems than that.
    LoL My parents make good money raising and selling those damn yappy little dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Saddest Little Pony on the Farm
    It's always these playthings of the media, no talent and no point distractions, that end up dead. And I feel very sorry for them even if they are very rich.
    You know who I feel sorry for?

    Orphans in Darfur.

    Anyways, she does have a publicist who is paid to keep her name in the news. She makes a lot of money from public appearances and endorsements and that comes from her name being in the news. She released a tape of herself having sex with a man, she let the world know she has herpes, she openly flouted the law where there were cameras, she did this to herself.

    Kevin Spacey is a famous man as well as a talented homosexual. Do you notice how Kevin Spacey does not show up in tabloids? How Jodie Foster does not show up in tabloids? The tabloid industry works as an accessory to other major forms of entertainment. But, like the trade in authentic, signed sports memorabilia, the cooperation of the person in the picture is necessary. They get frustrated sometimes, but the reason their efforts are worth so much money is because their personality is promoted in the tabloids. It is the price of fame and it is worth it.

    I hate to break it to you Scurvy, but even those crotch shots are staged. Those girls know what they are doing. They want to be famous and in the tabloids. If they didn't want to be in those rags, they have ways of staying out of them. The fact of the matter is, that some people are shy and don't like people talking about them, even if they are saying good things, and on the opposite end of the spectrum, some people enjoy being talked about, even if it is bad.

    Any publicity is good publicity.

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    no sympathy,
    she's loaded - if he license got suspended or she even though it might be, she has the resources to send a PA down to check for her.

    If it is suspended, she probably has a fleet of chaffeurs to call on to take her wherever she want.

    Pure stupidity and "I'm Paris, no one will touch me" go her into this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowers
    Kevin Spacey is a famous man as well as a talented homosexual.
    Kind of the opposite of Tom Chick and the fame with his office role.

    Quote Originally Posted by Flowers
    Tom Chick is a talented man as well as a famous homosexual.
    Eh.. i just like the quote from flowers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScurvyPig
    Because this is our creation. It really is hypocritcal to blame her for her fame. Why isn't she coking her way to early death anonymously? There is a lot of glee here and I just feel sorry for her. Sorry guys. Not Anna Nicole Smith sorry but sorry enough.
    It might be hypocritical if we were a hive mind, like the Borg. But I didn't do anything to make her famous. I just have to hear about her all the time--every time I look at CNN.com, or turn on the TV, or walk past the magazine rack in the bookstore, or read a paper. She's annoying, spoiled, and full of herself. She decided to give the justice system a big middle finger, and they cracked down on her. Good for them, I say. I'm not sure what's at all hypocritical about that.

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    There is no way to respond after this. <== I meant Chet's post.

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    ScurvyPig here is like the guy being told by his buddies that, yes, that nice girl-next-door he's had a crush on all this time really did sleep with the whole baseball team. Every single guy on it, the bat boys, and even the coaches. And ScurvyPig just can't believe it -- how could such a nice innocent girl fall prey to the sins of the flesh? So he turns on his friends, saying they're all trying to break him, and that he will remain true to her even if it means ditching his friends.

    This is no longer just a thread about some slut starlet going to prison! This is an intervention.

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    On the other hand, Paris Hilton will always serve as a good counterargument against folks who want to repeal the Estate Tax.

    Them: "I think the Estate Tax is wrong and needs to be done away with.
    Me: "Oh yeah? Two words: Paris Hilton."
    Them: ".... Damn, you got me there."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rimbo
    This is no longer just a thread about some slut starlet going to prison! This is an intervention.
    This intervention needs more pictures of hot female pole-vaulters.

    - Alan

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    Quote Originally Posted by RepoMan
    Yeah, OK, I'm actually going to reverse myself a bit here. I do agree that there is an aspect of tragedy to the whole Paris situation.
    Okay, I'm gonna have to throw a flag on this one. I am begging you...PLEASE, do not use the word tragedy in the same sentence as you use the name Paris unless you are, 1) Disparaging someone for doing the same, or 2) talking about Romeo and Juliet.

    Misuse of that word drives me freaking insane. [For this you can blame an English professor named Fehrenbach, incidentally.]

    "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rimbo
    ScurvyPig here is like the guy being told by his buddies that, yes, that nice girl-next-door he's had a crush on all this time really did sleep with the whole baseball team. Every single guy on it, the bat boys, and even the coaches. And ScurvyPig just can't believe it -- how could such a nice innocent girl fall prey to the sins of the flesh? So he turns on his friends, saying they're all trying to break him, and that he will remain true to her even if it means ditching his friends.

    This is no longer just a thread about some slut starlet going to prison! This is an intervention.
    You won't have to wait for Hanzii if you're not careful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Au
    This intervention needs more pictures of hot female pole-vaulters.

    - Alan


    I agree.

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    See, that's far hawter than Paris.

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    Holy moly.

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    There is no thread that cannot be immediately improved by a photo of her.



    Or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElGuapo
    Yes, and she acts likes she is above the law "Why can't I drive without I license?". She obviously gets it from her spoiled rich mother, who catcawed the judge and screamed the equivalent of "Don't you know who I AM?" at him in court.

    Her going to court shows the mob, who is always bubbling and ready to rise up and riot, that the rich, spoiled, uber-privileged brats of the world cannot buy their way out of justice. Not only is her sentence fair and required, it's downright patriotic.
    QFT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rimbo
    There is no thread that cannot be immediately improved by a photo of her.
    For the two of you who don't know, there's an assload of photos of Ms. Stokke's pole vaultin' hotness over in the other Paris Hilton thread, starting at the bottom of page 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien Falgoust
    For the two of you who don't know, there's an assload of photos of Ms. Stokke's pole vaultin' hotness over in the other Paris Hilton thread, starting at the bottom of page 2.
    And for those two, we also do NOT recommend viewing later pages of that thread.

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    Well, there is an online petition to keep Ms Hilton in Jail, but the spelling is so bad I'm not sure it's worth posting even for entertainment.

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    So why is anyone attempting to be supportive (ScurvyPig, dude?) of a drunk driver that's had their license revoked, yet continues to drive?

    The fact that it's Paris Hilton is damned funny, but does this bitch have to kill someone to finally get it into her thick head that she's not allowed to drive her fucking car any more?

    More pole vaulters, less whining about how we created a monster which we then want to destroy to enjoy the warm wet glow of schadenfreude and celebrity blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbloo
    So why is anyone attempting to be supportive (ScurvyPig, dude?) of a drunk driver that's had their license revoked, yet continues to drive?
    Because it's not her fault, we're the ones that made her like this!!!!!!!111111oneoneone

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScurvyPig
    Yeah, I met her once. That was my whole fucking point. Twice I've said she was thrust into the spotlight by the NY society pages for some unflattering behavior and then became a sort of sport. I thought this was part of the point I was making. But, really, I wanted an excuse to tell you that I met her.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Journal for the Psychological Study of the Arts
    The Grimms' Iron Hans story is curiously evocative of Terminator II's plotline: for years, huntsmen and dogs vanish from the forest near a king's castle. The king discovers they are being slaughtered by a Wild Man living at the bottom of a pond. He is captured; taken to the castle and confined in an iron cage. The king's small son liberates him, and the two leave. "Iron Hans" promises to be the prince's surrogate parent and omnipotent benefactor. The grown Prince survives a series of picaresque adventures with Iron Hans' secret help; wins the hand of a lovely princess.
    You've got your princess. Now all you need is a Terminator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flowers
    Kevin Spacey is a famous man as well as a talented homosexual. Do you notice how Kevin Spacey does not show up in tabloids?
    See? There you go. I like Kevin Spacey, think he's a great actor, and he seems like an interesting person. I'm actively curious about Kevin Spacey, (maybe even a little bi-curious) and yet I didn't know he was gay.

    On the other hand, I actively avoid reading, hearing, watching anything about this helpless retard billionaire, and yet I know dozens of things about her. I can't go a week without seeing her picture, I could probably name a few of her boyfriends. If the bitch wants to be left alone, tell her to stay home every now and then.

    H.

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