Reply With QuoteNo way Maximus beats Conan. This thing is rigged.
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Indiana Jones is Badass.
I'm surprised he was seeded so low. I am not entirely surprised that he is about to win the whole enchilada.
No way Maximus beats Conan. This thing is rigged.
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Seriously. Conan takes apart weak city folk like Maximus on a daily basis.
That whole side is rigged! How does Hannibal Lecter beat Snake Plissken? John McClane beats James Bond? Shit, how does Casey Ryback even make it on to the list?
Where are Boba Fett, Jason Bourne, Blade?
*Edit: Okay, maybe not Blade, does he get DQ'ed?
Boba Fett was eaten. After losing a fight to a blind man. Who wasn't even hitting him on purpose.
Of course, that blind man was played by the guy who plays Indiana Jones, so there is justice after all
Indie vs. Batman all depends on which Batman you're talking about. If it's Christian Bale's Batman, Batman wins. If it's George Clooney's Batman, then you might have an even match.
I don't recall seeing Boba Fett played as a movie badass. Did I miss that episode?
What if it's Adam West?Originally Posted by Scry
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I think all of these badasses are in movies. Wait, did Walker, Texas Ranger get a movie?
Indie would just shoot him. Batman wasn't bulletproof back then.
I do not recognize your authority.
Boba Fett escaped the mighty Sarlacc. You would know that if you had read Tales from Jabba's Palace which is part of the canonical extended universe and approved by GL himself. If you believe the Copenhagen interpretation that is was just a dream, and he is still suffering a slow digestion you would be wrong. Boba Fett is a bad ass and r0ckzorz. You are pwnd. Surrender your geek creds now. Word.
P.S. Your description of the fight between Bobo and the blind guy is pretty good.
I think this conversation is hitting a low point.
I am surprised that Ash didn't make it past the first round. :(
Well, the problem is that Pokem—oh, right.
I heard Conan has a tumor.
That's just a rumah.
Well, I'm happy that James Dalton was eliminated in the first round. But yeah Conan vs. Maximus, Ash vs. Holiday, and Bond vs. McClane don't have the outcomes I would expect. Oh well, the intervets doesn't lie.
Jones drinking from the grail counts for something, right?
I think at least two criteria are: (a) must be in a movie, (b) must not die at end of said movie
How is Jack Bauer not winning this? Though he's not from a movie.
McClane is unquestionably a bigger badass than James Bond. Bond is a badass in like two of his 20(mostly terrible) movies. McClane is a badass in all three of his movies, only one of which was terrible.
He picks the lock on handcuffs by pulling a splinter of metal out of an open wound with his teeth!
No characters from Tombstone, though? Heresy. Also, if they let Sweegen on they should've given Omar a spot. Only problem is Omar wouldn't likely deal with the results of some internet poll, he'd just take all the Google adsense dollars and leave.
They had Doc Holliday, which I assumed was the one from Tombstone. Who is "Lee" on the right, Bruce Lee? The rest are all character names.
Edit: if it's not Bruce Lee this list sucks for not having Bruce Lee.
It is in fact Bruce Lee, who never should have lost to Batman, IMHO. (You do realize that the names are clickable?)
Jack Bauer isn't kicking ass because he got wasted by Indy.
I'm trying to think of any badasses that McClane destroys, and none come to mind. I love the movies, but the villains aren't all that badass, just ruthless. Hans Gruber is the coolest ever, but not exactly a badass. Bond kicks ass, usually without even breaking a sweat.
I wonder if they didn't put Dutch, from Predator, up there cause there could be only one Arnie? Or John Matrix.
Martin Riggs would be another fine addition.
McClane hangs that balet guy, does that count? He didn't technically kill him, but the balet guy counts as a badass.
Also, he stabs that one dude in the eye with an icicle. That should be worth something.
Yeah, I forgot about the icicle. McClane definitely has style.
By "balet" guy, do you mean the aryan dude in the first one? I was mulling that over, but it's kind of a wash... the fat cop shoots and kills him in the end. How unbadass does that make the aryan?
Adam West Batman was so clearly bulletproof. I mean, seriously, if he wasn't wearing the bulkiest bulletproof best *ever* under that spandex, it would mean he was just some lard-ass dude in a leotard!
How did Chuck Norris not win this?
It helps to have God on your side.
The site host wanted it to be fair. I mean come on...
Yeah, but what if Batman had a REALLY BIG BOMB?
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