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    Why does my mouth taste like soap?

    It's been like this for like two days, and I assure you, I have not, to my knowledge, orally ingested any soap. However, I've been at my Dad's house the past few days, and he's got a cold, which means I've been washing my hands a lot. Is it possible that I've used so much soap on my poor, ragged appendages that I myself am now partly made of soap, as manifested in my saliva?

    (Also, unless I miss my guess, this is the post that turns me into a World's End Supernova, the forum's second. I decided to forgo a fruity celebratory post, but thanks for making this possible, qt3! I couldn't have done it if you weren't so awesome.)

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    And the nominees for "Lamest Scrounging for a Post Subject in Order to Hit 10,000 on a Web Forum" are...

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    Fuck him, if he's boosting his post count so am I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Whitta
    Fuck him, if he's boosting his post count so am I.
    Finally, a forum game we can all play at the same time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Merva
    Finally, a forum game we can all play at the same time.
    You'd like us to think that, wouldn't you? I vote to stake John Merva.

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    Your stake misses. John Merva is not really in Tokyo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaconTastesGood
    You'd like us to think that, wouldn't you? I vote to stake John Merva.
    Too late pal.
    http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...&postcount=722

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    The correct answer is: because I just washed my penis. UH THANK YA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Dungsroman
    The correct answer is: because I just washed my penis. UH THANK YA.
    I was hoping you'd be the one to give me a serious answer.

    GUYS THIS IS A SERIOUS INQUIRY



    I'M IN SOAPY HELL HERE










    SERIOUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by extarbags
    SERIOUS
    INTERNET SERIOUS?

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    DEF LEPPARD'S DRUMMER LOSING AN ARM SERIOUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattKeil
    Your stake misses. John Merva is not really in Tokyo!
    Foolish error Keil, you have just identified yourself as the seer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mlatin
    INTERNET SERIOUS?
    COME ON GUYS I'M DROWNIN IN SOAP PLZ HELP THX

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    Alright, Mr. Whinypants

    Quote Originally Posted by extarbags
    It's been like this for like two days, and I assure you, I have not, to my knowledge, orally ingested any soap.
    Lies. Sure you have. When you eat, handle things you eat, suck your thumb, pick your nose and eat it, whatever.

    Ease up on the compulsive handwashing, OCD-Breath.

    Also: don't kiss your date!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Dungsroman
    Lies. Sure you have. When you eat, handle things you eat, suck your thumb, pick your nose and eat it, whatever.

    Ease up on the compulsive handwashing, OCD-Breath.

    Also: don't kiss your date!
    So it's like what I thought, only more soap getting into my mouth after making a stop on my hands and less an alteration of my DNA itself. I can deal with that. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Merva
    Foolish error Keil, you have just identified yourself as the seer.
    Better than being the seer's target.

    You have been warned. They are coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by extarbags
    less an alteration of my DNA itself.
    Turning into soap would be a shit superpower. You'd be powerless in rain.

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    Yeah, but if he fought Dirtman, Dirtman would be fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Merva
    Turning into soap would be a shit superpower. You'd be powerless in rain.
    Fool! In the rain I'd be at the height of my power! I could wash an entire city block!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Merva
    Turning into soap would be a shit superpower. You'd be powerless in rain.
    Yeah, but he'd be feared by every gas station restroom in the world.

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    Think this has something to do with you getting stood up twice?

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    Dawn breaks. The forum members gather. One of them is missing -- or changed.

    extarbags is no longer human. He is something else... a green creature that uses bubbles to encase his prey before devouring them and their succulent meat.



    Forum members, choose who to stake next. Breakfast is soon, followed by lunch, and then tea-time, then dinner, fourth-meal sometime after that, and then, if we're not too tired and bloated, we'll kill us someone else.

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    What about second breakfast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by extarbags
    It's been like this for like two days, and I assure you, I have not, to my knowledge, orally ingested any soap.

    Yeah... sorry about that. I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet. Then to disinfect it, I just let it sit in some of that scented liquid soap you have next to your sink.

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    ...the fuck?


    (ps. PostCount++)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattKeil
    What about second breakfast?
    Elevenses!

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    Althought it may not be the same thing exactly, I discovered that the Crest Pro-Health Rinse caused most things I drank throughout the day to taste like they had soap in them, especially beer. And if I thought about the taste, I would notice it all day. I cut out the rinse and everything went back to normal.

    P.S. Post counts are for the weak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloo
    P.S. Post counts are for the weak.
    *Looks to his left*


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    His experiments in hygiene have pushed the boundaries of sanity and morality. He is now more soap than man.

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    Post count. Yeah, that's right. Post count.

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