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    Microsoft buys Anna Nicole Smith

    Promptly fires the entire staff and auctions off all IP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stroker Ace
    Promptly fires the entire staff and auctions off all IP.
    Dude, that's not even funny. And I don't mean in not-having-respect-for-the-dead kind of way. The Microsoft Acquires jokes are a decade old at this point...

    Microsoft Acquires the Vatican...

    Microsoft Acquires Microsoft Acquires...

    Ancient history dude.

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    This was the first thread I read, and boy was it funny once I realized the reason for its existence.

    A+ would read again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woolen Horde
    Dude, that's not even funny. And I don't mean in not-having-respect-for-the-dead kind of way. The Microsoft Acquires jokes are a decade old at this point...

    Microsoft Acquires the Vatican...

    Microsoft Acquires Microsoft Acquires...

    Ancient history dude.
    I think Microsoft bought Woolen Horde . . . .

    . . . AND SOLD OFF HIS SENSE OF HUMOUR!!

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    ANNA NICOLE WRITES FOR THE WASHINGTON POST?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shift6
    ANNA NICOLE WRITES FOR THE WASHINGTON POST?
    Who doesn't?

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    Missed it by that much...

    "Anna Nicole Smith buys Microsoft" would've been better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel Killer
    "Anna Nicole Smith buys Microsoft" would've been better.
    either way, she bought the farm

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    I have to wonder if her lawyer/boyfriend is going to fight for getting all her money.

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