Rick Santorum: Total Flame Out

[Glenn]

It's popping up in a lot of different papers, but it's much more awesomer in its entirety. Sorry it's not broken up into paragraphs, but it kinda reads like he shouted it all out in one huge tantrum anyway.

I'm gonna miss you something awful, Rick. You and your repress-it-'til-your-deathbed gay pink tie.

[Jason McCullough]

I've read it twice and still can't tell what he's talking about. A raging drunk speech about how terrorists are bad?

Maybe this:

These people have been at war with us for 20 years, and we've chosen to ignore them. And we paid a very high price. And so what's our lesson? If you listen to the Democratic leader, our lesson is let's continue to ignore them. Let's continue to play politics. Let's put domestic politics ahead of the security of this country.

He then goes on to blame Democrats for putting jersey barriers around all the public buildings. At least I think that's it.

[Glenn]

That's actually not yesterday's speech. I linked to a speech from September and now I can't find the right one. Fuckity-fuck.

So, yeah, apparently he didn't flip out, he gives that same basic speech on a regular basis.

[Aeon221]

Isn't that the guy whose last name was turned into a really vulgar term? That would suck.

[Tom Chick]

tl;dr

[jfletch]

Isn't that the guy whose last name was turned into a really vulgar term? That would suck.

The byproduct of anal sex, a frothy mixture of lube and feces.

[extarbags]

The byproduct of anal sex, a frothy mixture of lube and feces.

Heh. Rick wishes that's all it was.

[Bill]

Heh. Rick wishes that's all it was.

Yeah, isn't the second part of it practically an anagram of jfletch?

[Ranulf]

So long sucker. Too bad, so sad. Don't let the door hit ya in the arse on the way out Rick. Also, continue to fight the good fight against the national weather service.. how dare we tax payers fund a program and then get that info for free from the web. We should pay for it twice!