View Poll Results: Will Murph and his wife get divorced?

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  • Yes. Why do you think she was watching Temptation Island so obsessively?

    25 23.36%
  • No. Like puppies, flowers, and Kenny G solos, love is forever.

    5 4.67%
  • Who needs a wife when you have a new car? Hell-o ladies!

    21 19.63%
  • Most. Insensitive. Poll. Ever.

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Thread: Will Murph and his wife get divorced?

  1. #1
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    Will Murph and his wife get divorced?

    What you say?!

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    Can I vote twice? 'Cause 2 and 4 are both really appealing...

    What prompted this? Geez, it's been weeks, man!

    And, for the record, things are great! :)

    Oh, and I'm pretty sure she'd get the car. :(

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    And a big "screw you" to the three people who have currently chosen "yes." You're wrong. :)

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    Hey Wumpus, thats just mean, man. (said in the tone of James Colburn in Payback!)

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    I hope wumpus knows Murph well enough for this to be considered a joke or ribbing based on information he knows that is not on this board. If not, Murph will kick wumpus' ass if he ever meets him.

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    Wumpus - that was totally low-class, even for you.

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    That's what he gets for mystery....

    Hey. Murph is the one who came out in public that there were problems, without having the decency to share all the gory details with us.

    Was she tired of his addiction to Anime porn?

    Was Murph's growing fat from consumption of edible underwear turning her off?

    Was Murph not buying her excuse that lesbian sex with the hot neighbor was Biblically justifiable if she let him watch?

    Was it simply a case of her saying "Let's change to Mac OS X?"

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    What DavidCPA said.

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    wumpus, everyone knows you're supposed to kick him while he's down, not after he's gotten back up and can stab you in the face.

    Murph, don't worry about it. You and Jenny know the real answer, and don't let some stupid wumpus-instigated poll tell you otherwise. :)

    - Alan

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    What's the matter wumpus? Are you polls slipping in your bid to become asshole of the year?

    -- Xaroc

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    Jesus Chrysler. Congratulations Wumpus. In all my years of reading obnoxious crap on the internet, this is the first post that has made want to just log off and go take a shower.

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    I'll give Wumpus this much credit: Had he posted this two weeks ago, when things were really bad, I wouldn't have been able to just shrug it off. So, either his timing in bad taste is pretty good, or he just didn't think of it soon enough. For my own personal peace of mind, I'm gonna assume the first.

    No, Wumpus doesn't know anything that the rest of you don't. So, if you think he's being an ass, go right ahead and think that.

    But I'm not that annoyed. After all, he's just a Wumpus. I suppose it was mildly amusing. At least he gave us option #4, which most of you seem to be choosing.

    But for the record, no, we're not. If we were going to, we already would have. Everything is great. Thanks for caring, Wumpus. I know this was just your akward way of asking how things were going, and you lack the social skills to ask any other way. :)

    It takes a lot more than something like this to get my feathers ruffled, guys. I think Wumpus knows that, at least.

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    ...and the Qt3 lovefest rolls on.

    Tune in next week, as Chet and Met_K learn to celebrate our differences with the help of a legless gnome.

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    Oh, and Murph got divorced and is happier for it.

    http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...ad.php?t=38605

    No word on whether she got the car.

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    Wow, so wumpus's posts may be insensitive, but oddly accurate?

    Does this mean Tim Elhajj will soon be getting fucked? We can only hope!

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    This is an amazingly tepid flamewar.

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    I think someone has to be angry to have a flamewar. Far from angry, I am actually hoping that Tim Elhajj will soon be getting fucked!

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    Can we ban Bill for thread necromancy? I think we can!

    REPORTED.

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    Hey now, I should get the necro credit!

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    What is wrong with you people?

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    It's not thread necromancy, it's thread necrophilia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quatoria
    it's thread necrophilia.
    That's when you find a dude who likes to fuck with baby necros

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    oooh, I am having marital "issues". Do me! Do me! [Insert that's not what she said joke]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyjenks
    oooh, I am having marital "issues". Do me! Do me! [Insert that's not what she said joke]
    A better poll idea might be determining exactly when you're going to give up and lose yourself in beer, seedy bars and country western music.

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    He does that already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kunikos
    He does that already!
    Quite right minus the country western music. Just last week I went alone to a bar, got drunk, and listened to angry cover band music to get out of the house for a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyjenks
    Quite right minus the country western music.
    It's only a matter of time, Tyler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raife
    It's only a matter of time, Tyler.
    If I am listening to Country Western, it is time for a bullet.

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    Oh come on, you know you want to sing some "You're Gonna Change or I'm Gonna Leave" into a mug of cheap beer while sitting in a bar full of sympathetic, line dancing idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raife
    Oh come on, you know you want to sing some "You're Gonna Change or I'm Gonna Leave" into a mug of cheap beer while sitting in a bar full of sympathetic, line dancing idiots.
    If I have to watch a bunch of drunks stumbling through the same dance, I would prefer them Cranking 'Dat Souljah Boy.

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