View Poll Results: Who's the biggest dipshit?

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  • Captain Cookiepants

    20 28.99%
  • Tyjenks

    9 13.04%
  • Jason McCullough

    14 20.29%
  • Everyone is pretty fucking dipshittastic

    26 37.68%
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Thread: Who sucks the most?

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    Funky
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    Who sucks the most?

    Who's the biggest dipshit on these sorry boards?

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    Am I allowed to vote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason McCullough
    Am I allowed to vote?
    It's a free country. Used to be anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason McCullough
    Am I allowed to vote?
    I just voted for me so I don't see why not.

    For the record I do not suck the most, I just get paid the most for it.

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    This is like that "If your children were drowning, and only had time to save one of them, which one would it be?" hypothetical. It's just not fair, people!

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    Cookie, you martyr you.

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    Wumpus is jealous Wumpus is jealous :P :P :P

    Quote Originally Posted by Jason McCullough
    Cookie, you martyr you.
    No martyr, I really am the biggest dipshit. However I am glad that the forum is no longer 'stupid'.

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    I am confused about the question. The thread asks one thing and the poll asks another.

    Cpt. sucks the most.
    Jason is the biggest dipshit.
    I am just a run of the mill loser who does not deserve a high falutin' title like my esteemed colleagues above.

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    Yeah, it really is a head scratcher. But I think it's clear at this point that I'm the biggest dipshit, I only need to get one more vote to overcome the entire community, and I left you and Jason in the dust. I'm gonna call you guys and give my concession speech, then hang up and call back to null that speech then give my victory speech.
    If it helps Ty, we'll call you the biggest jackass. All better?

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    God dammit, Cookies losing.

    I'm going to have to register.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyjenks
    I am confused about the question. The thread asks one thing and the poll asks another.

    Cpt. sucks the most.
    Jason is the biggest dipshit.
    I am just a run of the mill loser who does not deserve a high falutin' title like my esteemed colleagues above.
    Well, technically, you suck the most cock. But in the rhetorical sense, "sucking" and "dipshittitude" should be assigned the same meaning here.

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    Always a bridesmaid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pole my Hole
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyjenks
    I am confused about the question. The thread asks one thing and the poll asks another.

    Cpt. sucks the most.
    Jason is the biggest dipshit.
    I am just a run of the mill loser who does not deserve a high falutin' title like my esteemed colleagues above.
    Well, technically, you suck the most cock. But in the rhetorical sense, "sucking" and "dipshittitude" should be assigned the same meaning here.
    So you don't know how to use quotes, and you don't know what "rhetorical" means but you use it anyway? You're on a roll jackass.

    Also stop PMing me with nonsense, stupid shit like this is fine, but the PMs have to stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wumpus
    This is like that "If your children were drowning, and only had time to save one of them, which one would it be?" hypothetical. It's just not fair, people!
    The answer to this question is "The less ugly one."
    A li'l Family Guy joke there. weeeeee!

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    I have not annoyed enough people to get more than 3 votes!!!! And one of those is mine! I will not be ignored!! You people will all find a boiling bunny on your stovetops tonight. :twisted:

    I have increased my stripper/lesbian posts to offset any cock-sucking and actor's ass affinity comments I have garnered. I guess my efforting has been to no avail.

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    I was gonna stay out of this, but that post swayed me. I'm just a sucker for an underdog.

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    Rhetorically: asking without expecting an answer. I didn't know so many people had an opinion on who was the douchiest to be filling out a poll. Since I believed they would just read the question, they could assign whatever adjective they liked to the choices: moron, idiot, cookiepants-esque.

    Are you "trying" to drum up "votes" by being a douchb"a"g?

    No, that's not a rhetorical question.

    And I can't stop PMing you, I'm in love with you because of your wit and inability to get laid.

    Editted because I forgot some REALLY clever shit.

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    Spreading the love Tyjenks...I always pick the underdogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyjenks
    I have increased my stripper/lesbian posts to offset any cock-sucking and actor's ass affinity comments I have garnered. I guess my efforting has been to no avail.
    Well, at least your Tivo doesn't think you're gay anymore....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pole my Hole
    Rhetorically: asking without expecting an answer. I didn't know so many people had an opinion on who was the douchiest to be filling out a poll. Since I believed they would just read the question, they could assign whatever adjective they liked to the choices: moron, idiot, cookiepants-esque.

    Are you "trying" to drum up "votes" by being a douchb"a"g?

    No, that's not a rhetorical question.

    And I can't stop PMing you, I'm in love with you because of your wit and inability to get laid.

    Editted because I forgot some REALLY clever shit.
    So you wrote two different adjectives on purpose because you weren't expecting an answer??

    My theory is that you are unable to retain any quantity of knowledge for the time it takes to write an entire sentence so, by the second sentence, your brain has completely forgotten everything it has ever known.
    Since your spin doctoring makes no sense in this world or the next, and you have proven yourself to be a very huge simpleton time and time again, I gotta go with my theory.

    But I am serious, stop PMing me, it's not funny and does not garner the attention your pathetic ego needs, all it does is clutter up my email and take room from more important things. Please keep your insanity here.

    Sad to see I have fallen behind though, I can really see why you were too afraid to put yourself on the list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Cookiepants

    My theory is that you are unable to retain any quantity of knowledge for the time it takes to write an entire sentence so, by the second sentence, your brain has completely forgotten everything it has ever known.
    Since your spin doctoring makes no sense in this world or the next, and you have proven yourself to be a very huge simpleton time and time again, I gotta go with my theory.
    Don't you realize that the monkey in the shoebox is on fire I like sandwiches and your mothballed jacket Danny with the happy to log log bacon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Cookiepants
    But I am serious, stop PMing me, it's not funny and does not garner the attention your pathetic ego needs, all it does is clutter up my email and take room from more important things. Please keep your insanity here.
    Or what? You signed up, you have the ability to be PM'd, expect PM's. I'm trying to get to know you better. Oh wait, shit, I didn't notice you were serious.

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Cookiepants
    Sad to see I have fallen behind though, I can really see why you were too afraid to put yourself on the list.
    This isn't meant to be the ultimate poll. It was a choice among the three dumbasses I felt like including, and everyone else. I'm sure their are bigger fucknuts on the board than you (probably me included) so don't flatter yourself with the results of the poll.

    But it'd be nice if, for once, you got the hint that you're a fucking retard.

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    I think he is hitting on you Cap'n. Just like the girl who hits a boy at recess.

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    Or the gay Tivo watcher.

  24. #24
    Captain Cookiepants
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    Ow my pigtail!

  25. #25
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    The douchiest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by voltaic
    The douchiest?
    Heh heh... up here last night, the Comedy channel had that South Park John Edwards episode.

    "I am not a douche!"

    :lol: :lol:

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