Am I allowed to vote?
Who's the biggest dipshit on these sorry boards?
Am I allowed to vote?
It's a free country. Used to be anyway.Originally Posted by Jason McCullough
I just voted for me so I don't see why not.Originally Posted by Jason McCullough
For the record I do not suck the most, I just get paid the most for it.
This is like that "If your children were drowning, and only had time to save one of them, which one would it be?" hypothetical. It's just not fair, people!
Cookie, you martyr you.
Wumpus is jealous Wumpus is jealous :P :P :P
No martyr, I really am the biggest dipshit. However I am glad that the forum is no longer 'stupid'.Originally Posted by Jason McCullough
I am confused about the question. The thread asks one thing and the poll asks another.
Cpt. sucks the most.
Jason is the biggest dipshit.
I am just a run of the mill loser who does not deserve a high falutin' title like my esteemed colleagues above.
Yeah, it really is a head scratcher. But I think it's clear at this point that I'm the biggest dipshit, I only need to get one more vote to overcome the entire community, and I left you and Jason in the dust. I'm gonna call you guys and give my concession speech, then hang up and call back to null that speech then give my victory speech.
If it helps Ty, we'll call you the biggest jackass. All better?
God dammit, Cookies losing.
I'm going to have to register.
Well, technically, you suck the most cock. But in the rhetorical sense, "sucking" and "dipshittitude" should be assigned the same meaning here.Originally Posted by Tyjenks
Always a bridesmaid...
So you don't know how to use quotes, and you don't know what "rhetorical" means but you use it anyway? You're on a roll jackass.Originally Posted by Pole my Hole
Also stop PMing me with nonsense, stupid shit like this is fine, but the PMs have to stop.
The answer to this question is "The less ugly one."Originally Posted by wumpus
A li'l Family Guy joke there. weeeeee!
I have not annoyed enough people to get more than 3 votes!!!! And one of those is mine! I will not be ignored!! You people will all find a boiling bunny on your stovetops tonight. :twisted:
I have increased my stripper/lesbian posts to offset any cock-sucking and actor's ass affinity comments I have garnered. I guess my efforting has been to no avail.
I was gonna stay out of this, but that post swayed me. I'm just a sucker for an underdog.
Rhetorically: asking without expecting an answer. I didn't know so many people had an opinion on who was the douchiest to be filling out a poll. Since I believed they would just read the question, they could assign whatever adjective they liked to the choices: moron, idiot, cookiepants-esque.
Are you "trying" to drum up "votes" by being a douchb"a"g?
No, that's not a rhetorical question.
And I can't stop PMing you, I'm in love with you because of your wit and inability to get laid.
Editted because I forgot some REALLY clever shit.
Spreading the love Tyjenks...I always pick the underdogs.
Well, at least your Tivo doesn't think you're gay anymore....Originally Posted by Tyjenks
So you wrote two different adjectives on purpose because you weren't expecting an answer??Originally Posted by Pole my Hole
My theory is that you are unable to retain any quantity of knowledge for the time it takes to write an entire sentence so, by the second sentence, your brain has completely forgotten everything it has ever known.
Since your spin doctoring makes no sense in this world or the next, and you have proven yourself to be a very huge simpleton time and time again, I gotta go with my theory.
But I am serious, stop PMing me, it's not funny and does not garner the attention your pathetic ego needs, all it does is clutter up my email and take room from more important things. Please keep your insanity here.
Sad to see I have fallen behind though, I can really see why you were too afraid to put yourself on the list.
Don't you realize that the monkey in the shoebox is on fire I like sandwiches and your mothballed jacket Danny with the happy to log log bacon.Originally Posted by Captain Cookiepants
Or what? You signed up, you have the ability to be PM'd, expect PM's. I'm trying to get to know you better. Oh wait, shit, I didn't notice you were serious.Originally Posted by Captain Cookiepants
This isn't meant to be the ultimate poll. It was a choice among the three dumbasses I felt like including, and everyone else. I'm sure their are bigger fucknuts on the board than you (probably me included) so don't flatter yourself with the results of the poll.Originally Posted by Captain Cookiepants
But it'd be nice if, for once, you got the hint that you're a fucking retard.
I think he is hitting on you Cap'n. Just like the girl who hits a boy at recess.
Or the gay Tivo watcher.
Ow my pigtail!
Heh heh... up here last night, the Comedy channel had that South Park John Edwards episode.Originally Posted by voltaic
"I am not a douche!"