Reply With QuoteTraficant freakin' rocks. Funniest dude in Congress, plus old-school mob ties - what more could you want in a Congressman?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...168/1viuf.html
Does he not have handlers to tell him about that hair?
Is it an aviary wildlife preserve so he cannot cut it?
Does he have a relative in Beauty School that practices on him and he does not want to hurt his/her feelings?
Maybe it is the source of all of his super powers.
Traficant freakin' rocks. Funniest dude in Congress, plus old-school mob ties - what more could you want in a Congressman?
Maybe so, but that still does not answer my hair question.
Another shot, featured on my band's forum.
http://www.honnold.org/forum/thread....Dooo%2Dwo#msg4
The man doesn't even have a lawyer.Does he not have handlers to tell him about that hair?
You can get your freetraficant.com email address at http://www.evilemail.com
Once he is sentenced, we are going to sell free traficant t-shirts. None of the money will go to him, we figure he knows how to get the money he needs, if you know what i mean.
Chet
Surely there is someone on these boards from Ohio who can explain. There has to have been a series of articles in the Cleveland Times or the like regarding how that do came about.
Anyone? Anyone? .....
What are you talking about? From where he is from in Ohio, that hair is normal.
Chet
Now wait!! Is he from Cleveland? If he is from Cleveland that is a different story. I assumed he was from Columbus.
If someone confirms that fact, I will retract my question.
Does Ohio still claim Cleveland? I know Cedar Point amusement park and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is there and all, but come on.
Cedar Point is about an hour away. He is from youngstown. A steel/mob city. Youngstown is midway between Cleveland and Pittsburg.
OK. In that case, I will still be needing that explanation.
Is that near Pittsburgh?Originally Posted by Chet
Well, not having seen the fellow before I was going to say maybe he just woke up late and "Whoa shit! I gotta get to work!" and just went in like that without a shower. Having seen the second pic, I don't think we can attribute this to "bedhead". The only other thing I can think of is, maybe he drives a convertable?
of all the things in the fucking world deserving of contemplation, I had a lingering sense of dread that, after seeing trafficant on TV, there was a moron out there concerned about his appearance. Who devoid of all wit and creativity would attempt to wrought a joke from this debacle.
I would like to thank you MR poster for giving legitimacy to my complete lack of hope in humanity
Excuse us, Dr. Killjoy.
I, actually, am only concerned about his appearance. That is a lot of hair to be grabbed when he is bent over serving a 15 year sentence in the pen. A nice close cut could save a lot of mental and physical anguish later.
I am sorry if it was not clever enough to suit your needs. I am but a simple-minded house plant who wanted to point out a funny. If that hair is not deserving of a joke, I do not know what is.
If making fun of some crooked politician is offensive to you and you knew some moron (me) was going to make a simple-minded joke, then why would you have perused this thread. Wait, you dropped enough hints and I think I done figger'd it out, it was to put me in my rightful place. For this kind sir, I am in your eternal debt.
BTW, your use of the language, your wit, and your creativity really shined in the above post. Specifically your use of the word "fucking". Your grammar and punctuation were flawless (goes without saying), but it was that one word early on which really set the stage for what went on to be one of the truly finest posts ever to be revealed on any message board, anywhere on the internet, throughout the entirety of God's green Earth.
Boom.
.....the fat team.
"I, actually, am only concerned about his appearance. That is a lot of hair to be grabbed when he is bent over serving a 15 year sentence in the pen. A nice close cut could save a lot of mental and physical anguish later."
pLEASE stop making my points for me, not only are u a moron u are ignorant of the world u live in. First this dude will never even drive PAST a Fed penn in handcuffs. second the whole raping in prison thing... it would be appreciated if your sexual fantasies were kept to yourself (and stop listening to people who have never been caught up)
btw what the fuck is wrong with the fucking word fuck, bitch? u live in a fucking church? or are u so fucking stupid as to actually fucking believe that we can fucking moralize fucking words, u dumb piece of fucking shit.
oh and the grammar shit...brilliant, really I mean included with the "look at this guys hair" I am cowering in fear of your razor sharp wit. *rolls eyes*
.....at least Sinner could write coherent English.
I believe our friend is none other than the legendary pop phenom Prince! It's good to see you're no longer using that bizarre hieroglyph for a moniker, and we were all pleasantly scandalized by that 'Darling Nikki" tune back in the day, but behave yourself -- or I shall have to remind everyone of "Under The Cherry Moon".u a moron u are ignorant of the world u live in
Chet's t-shirts finally worked!
huh???
He's free jpinard, and we can attribute his freedom to the t-shirts mentioned earlier in this archaic thread. Sure, t-shirt advocacy may take seven years, but if fucking works.
Chet was at Valve before he was at Valve.
You're on notice, Gallant!
Yea that's all way over my head.
Was that cranky dude Charles before he registered here?
Why did I bother with anonymous forum posters again? Guess I was a different guy waaay back then. Didn't know how many morons resided in the tubes.
Surely you did not remember this thread, Matt, and only caught it on a search. If you did remember, you win at, like, everything. Well, except for being a big meanie.
Also, hair significantly less jacked up.
I don't know what sort of "remember" you're looking for, Tyjenks. I saw Traficant getting out of prison today, and I remembered Chet's t-shirts. Google found the thread.
Ah, Jim Traficant. Another reason that living in Ohio kinda sucks sometimes.
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