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    Counter Strike > Sex

    Best Boyfriend Ever!

    http://csownssex.ytmnsfw.com/

    (NSFW)

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    That's hilarious.

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    Holy crap. Stu-fu! I'm an e-athlete!

    Damn, that is hilarious. After all that, she says "I love you!".

    By the way, you have to turn your sound on for it to make sense.

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    I refuse to believe that it could be real. It's just too much.

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    "I hate you!"

    "No you don't."

    "You're right."

    ...later:

    "You're being a jerk!"

    "Negative."

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    This _can't_ be real. I was in that whole crappy world of scrim scrim scrim scrim match match match match of CS that took 10 hours of your day away, and I'm sorry, when the girlfriend called for sex, it was time to go. But...it's hilarious.

    "Negative."

    Erik J.

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    He is almost as awesome as this guy:

    http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/

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    It took me forever to realize that he was saying stfu. Outloud. "stfoo". My god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Whitta
    He is almost as awesome as this guy:

    http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/
    A couple weeks ago he broke 10k, and now he's at like 1.6 mil. He'll havethis hash settled by tomorrow. Good for him.

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    Wow, it's like every conversation between a needy teen girl and a teen guy that thinks he's the shit rolled into one. I've actually heard conversations like this in the past between my brother in-law and his then girlfriend.

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    She should dump him.

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    And asshole boyfriends < 0.

    Eh. People.

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    That guy is awesome. A veritable monument to the occasionally wrong idea that treating women like shit gets you everywhere. I don't know if I buy any of the recordings on that site, but amusing nonetheless.

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    I'd buy that. Stuff you read in affidavits filed to support a divorce petition are fairly incredible. Men do treat their women very badly, and increasingly, vice-versa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by extarbags
    A couple weeks ago he broke 10k, and now he's at like 1.6 mil. He'll havethis hash settled by tomorrow. Good for him.
    He broke 2 mil when I went. Threesome here he comes!

    Ba dum bum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Whitta
    He is almost as awesome as this guy:

    http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/
    What a douchebag. I hope she shreds the contract in his face and dumps him. He probably faked the counter anyway.

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    I don't know why you're so hard on him. If he is telling the truth, she was so keen on it, she even put it in writing. You seem to harbor the belief that she's been forced into something.

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    Ahh hahahaha. This guy does not give a shit... STUFOOOO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destarius
    I don't know why you're so hard on him. If he is telling the truth, she was so keen on it, she even put it in writing. You seem to harbor the belief that she's been forced into something.
    Uh oh. I could see this thread spiraling into a monster that puts the Serenity Now fiasco to shame. Now with more OT goodness!

    Edit: I want to give this more thought before I post a complete reply.
    Last edited by Luke M; 04-28-2006 at 12:33 AM.

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    His site is still getting about 50 hits per second. :)

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    I wonder how much he could've made with a few Google ads on there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElGuapo
    By the way, you have to turn your sound on for it to make sense.
    I hear absolutley nothing in Netscape, in IE its just static. All I see is the screen

    Can anybody upload or point me directly to the mp3 so I can just hear it?

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    Obvioisly there is a great need for CS widow relief. This sounds like the perfect network for anyone over 25 to join. Hot frustrateted teens. Aww yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Malish
    Edit: I want to give this more thought before I post a complete reply.
    In the meantime I will think of as many perversely insane analogies as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Malish
    What a douchebag. I hope she shreds the contract in his face and dumps him. He probably faked the counter anyway.
    Nice troll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destarius
    In the meantime I will think of as many perversely insane analogies as possible.
    We have progressed from kinetic arguments to potential ones.

    I fully support this evolution.
    Last edited by Raife; 04-28-2006 at 04:04 AM. Reason: Very aggressive trees

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Malish
    What a douchebag. I hope she shreds the contract in his face and dumps him. He probably faked the counter anyway.
    Multiple emails about it went round the UK, posts on forums, and several major papers picked up on it as well as national radio. Not surprised the counter went mad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Whitta
    Best Boyfriend Ever!

    http://csownssex.ytmnsfw.com/

    (NSFW)
    The recording been going around the internet for at least 8 months. I can't believe all you people haven't heard this.

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    I can't believe that anyone would use roflcopter as part of a script or in real life. Shit must be off planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizard_King
    That guy is awesome. A veritable monument to the occasionally wrong idea that treating women like shit gets you everywhere.
    For one thing, it shows the woman that the man is afraid of her. Chicks dig power. Obviously its pointless to treat something like shit that can't hurt you.

    For another, it shows the woman that the man is brave enough to abuse her. I give you wonder-pussy, yet you strike me? I'm impressed!

    For many women, this is the perfect place for the man to be. Afraid, bravely exerting himself against the fear, fully engaged with her. A game that she hopes she'll win.

    He's in a state of fighting! Now I turn him in the right direction and he fights for me! Yay!

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