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    There is a God: Ricci & Theron go nudie lesbo.

    From IMDB.com:

    Ricci Gets Naked

    Hollywood stunner Christina Ricci will appear completely naked in her next film role. The former child star, who shot to fame in The Addams Family, will join actress Charlize Theron in the movie Monster. Monster is the story of executed serial killer Aileen Wournous, a prostitute, who murdered seven men on the Florida highways during 1989-90. And the scenes where the two women become lesbian lovers in prison don't faze the 22-year old star. She says, "I'm pretty f****** naked. My agent persuaded me to go for it. She keeps saying, 'You have beautiful breasts'." [/b]

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    Charlize Theron is by far the prettiest woman in movies today....and she can act to. I can't admit Ricci naked is of any real interest to me however.

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    I'd heard Ricci gets pretty nekkid in an upcoming film next month, too...Prozac Nation, I think it's called. Looks like she may have found a calling.

    I probably won't actually see either of them, but the idea of her naked is not an unpleasant one.

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    Yeah, I read this yesterday, and DAMN was I happy. ;)

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    Charlize Theron as Aileen Wuornos. That's some imaginative casting, to say the least.

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    She looks better with make-up.

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    or a paper bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by graller
    Charlize Theron is by far the prettiest woman in movies today....and she can act to. I can't admit Ricci naked is of any real interest to me however.
    She's reportedly a mensa member, as well. Beauty *and* brains. Yow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woolen Horde
    She's reportedly a mensa member, as well. Beauty *and* brains. Yow!
    Yup. Plus she's in the one commercial in the world I can't stand to watch. It's the animal torture one, where they burn the paws of bears and put hooks through their snouts. Just nasty. I'd rather watch starving African children, since I'm already desensitized to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakub
    I'd rather watch starving African children, since I'm already desensitized to it.
    Instead of donations, do you send the kids notes telling 'em "life is tough, get over it?"

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    I love Google's image search. Did you see the images on the 3rd row (and below)?

    A couple of model-types, and Michael Moore! Wacky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graller
    Charlize Theron is by far the prettiest woman in movies today....and she can act to.
    nah....that would be Monica Belucci. Mmmmm.... :P

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    An unfortunate turn of events in this whole Ricci-Theron holy bond. I was watching Entertainment Tonight (there was nothing else on) and Charlize has put on 25 pounds to play the role of whatever character she is. Plus, she has all these weird age marks on her face (makeup I presume, but whatever)...She looks rough. Like... really rough. Hopefully Ms. Ricci can save that scene. heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Rice
    Instead of donations, do you send the kids notes telling 'em "life is tough, get over it?"
    You're kidding right?

    What's the point - they can't read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Cross
    Quote Originally Posted by graller
    Charlize Theron is by far the prettiest woman in movies today....and she can act to.
    nah....that would be Monica Belucci. Mmmmm.... :P
    Cross, you didn't read the sentence fully. Theron is a mega-babe who can also act (and who has a genius-level IQ, to boot). Whereas, as gorgeous as Belluci is, I've yet to see anything she has done come close to convincing acting. Pretty much all the critics agree her acting was a weak link in Tears of the Sun. And in her other new movie, Irreversible, her main scene is the infamous 9-minute anal rape (shot in one continuous take).

    But yeah, Belluci is a mega-babe. Ever seen the Esquire with her on the cover? They literally dip her in honey, and she's licking it off her face with her tongue. Oh. My.

    Now Theron and Belluci in a nudie lesbo scene would be pure Nirvana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Ohle
    Charlize has put on 25 pounds to play the role of whatever character she is. Plus, she has all these weird age marks on her face (makeup I presume, but whatever)...She looks rough. Like... really rough.
    something like this ?

    http://www.dailydigest.net/030503charlize2

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    Okay, the face is scary, but the extra 16 pounds has just pushed her up to "normal average American thin woman without visible bones jutting out" that's so uncommon in Hollywood...

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    she looks very pouty. like someone took her pony. but i think america will take what it can get.

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    I think that her transformation into a trailer-park spawn pretty much negates any selling point about her being in the picture.

    What the world really needs is Ricci and Jennifer Connely having hot lezbian sex in a vat of creamed corn. I'd give a weeks pay to see that.

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    The creamed corn would only get in the way. Make it egg yolk and you got a deal.

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    As long as it was the old Jennifer Connelly, not the "surgically altered to fit Hollywood stereotypes (and look, it's working, better roles!)" Jennifer Connelly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DennyA
    As long as it was the old Jennifer Connelly, not the "surgically altered to fit Hollywood stereotypes (and look, it's working, better roles!)" Jennifer Connelly.
    Are you serious? Do you feel like thinking she is hot post-surgery is in some way supporting those stereotypes and causinng more young actresses to alter themselves?

    Hot chicks are hot whether it is the original equipment or not. If they want to butcher themselves, I will not hold it against them. They, however, can hold it against me. (Thanks. Next show at 8:00. T-SHirts are $20.00 at the door)

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    Not to answer for Denny, but the problem is that I don't think she is hot anymore. Now she looks like a strung out junkie, whereas before she looked like the curvaceous epitome of feminine beauty. I think she is in a race with Lara Flynn Boyle to see who can be the first to wear a drinking straw to an awards show.

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    I have to say that Ms. Connelly is still damn hot... no matter what anyone says.
    As for Charlize... that picture looks GOOD compared to what I saw on ET. She looked downright awful.

    Nothing close to as bad as she can look, but a start:
    http://www.etonline.com/celebrity/a14942.htm

    Looks like she's wearing a fat suit. Guess that's what happens when you gain that much weight that quickly.
    Edit: Reading through the article, it says that they still add makeup effects to make the face look more weathered. Make-up or not, it still takes away a lot of the fantasy of the Theron-Ricci combo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supertanker
    Not to answer for Denny, but the problem is that I don't think she is hot anymore. Now she looks like a strung out junkie, whereas before she looked like the curvaceous epitome of feminine beauty. I think she is in a race with Lara Flynn Boyle to see who can be the first to wear a drinking straw to an awards show.
    Gotcha. Lara Flynn is like one step lower than heroine chic, IMO. If that is the way Jennifer is going, we need an intervention.

    Edit: Reading through the article, it says that they still add makeup effects to make the face look more weathered. Make-up or not, it still takes away a lot of the fantasy of the Theron-Ricci combo.
    Gotta agree Tom. A lesbian scene makes even borderline beauties hot. It's like the camera adding 10 pounds. Average lesbians "in the act" are mutated into film princesses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyjenks
    Gotcha. Lara Flynn is like one step lower than heroine chic, IMO. If that is the way Jennifer is going, we need an intervention.
    Yep, she's pretty much emaciated now. And she had a breast reduction. (If you want to know why that's sad, rent Career Opportunities. :-)

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    Let's play "Who Looks More Like a Junkie?"

    Ms. JC

    Ms. LFB

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    eeee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supertanker
    Let's play "Who Looks More Like a Junkie?"

    Ms. JC

    Ms. LFB
    OH SHIT!!!

    Laura Flynn wins, but I have always thought she was freakishly thin. ANd you dug up an especially hideous exampe there Sup.

    What has happened to my beautiful flower who I first gazed upon in Dark City? I guess I simply have not seen a picture of Jennifer recently. That is truly sad. :cry:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woolen Horde
    Quote Originally Posted by graller
    Charlize Theron is by far the prettiest woman in movies today....and she can act to. I can't admit Ricci naked is of any real interest to me however.
    She's reportedly a mensa member, as well. Beauty *and* brains. Yow!
    Mensa is for retards. Good thing she's got looks going for her.

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