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    I like how, on average, the dudes all look aghast and are practically hemorrhaging in revulsion, while the ladies are sniggering.

    I like the one with the girl at her PC. There's some orange thing on the wall and it looks like it's protruding out of her monitor. Whoah, how'd that get in there?

    Runner-up is Utterly High Guy and his pink-coiffed ladyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrrrpptt!
    Some of us don't want any prompting to remember that horrible, horrible scene.
    Says the person who started a goatse thread.

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    Unfortunately, I have seen the horrible, horrible goatse. However, thus far I have avoided lemonparty. Are there any other nasty image nicknames I should know about?

    I did see one on Fark.com one time of a pickle up some guy's ass. How do these shots even get taken? By whom? Christ.

    Related story. About 5 years ago we were fucking around with a friend of ours who left his computer logged in. Now, we were going to do the ol' "take a screenshot of their desktop, make it the wallpaper, and then move all their real icons into a folder" trick, but we felt inspired. So while he was downstairs doing whatever, we searched for the nastiest website we could find and intended to make it his homepage. Of course, we came upon a shit eating porn site with a high res, full color photo of a girl with liquid diarreah all over her face, licking her lips. My god, the horror. After looking at this for about .05 seconds and getting physically ill, we decided just to leave the room and retch for about 5 minutes. Ha ha, joke's on us!

    Ah, the internet.

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    Dear God, ElGuapo just devoured another piece of my innocence.

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    Interesting you chose the word "devoured". That reminds me of a story.

    Wait, I already told that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElGuapo
    Unfortunately, I have seen the horrible, horrible goatse. However, thus far I have avoided lemonparty. Are there any other nasty image nicknames I should know about?
    You can try reading Wikipedia's very informative List of Shock Sites. Seriously, it's quite interesting.

    Note: When I read it last, there were no images, but being a Wiki that is not guaranteed to not change. Also, the text is certainly NSFW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traumahound
    SHITFUCK motherfucker11!11

    Every time I begin to regain my belief in the, oh I don't know... soundness, I guess, of the human spirit, I have to go and look at the internet and mess it all back up again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Man Gravy
    SHITFUCK motherfucker11!11

    Every time I begin to regain my belief in the, oh I don't know... soundness, I guess, of the human spirit, I have to go and look at the internet and mess it all back up again.
    Having seen goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty - i thought i was immune. After reading those descriptions, I am now afraid again. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stroker Ace
    Having seen goatse, tubgirl, and lemonparty - i thought i was immune. After reading those descriptions, I am now afraid again. :(
    Oh come on, those are all pretty tame.

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    When collateral damage is funny

    If I read some of that right, it lookslike someone has put together collages of some of that stuff for webmasters to use to replace images that have been hotlinked without permission from their sites. I kinda like that.

    It's sad that some innocent bystanders might get inadvertantly shocked in the crossfire, but as long as bandwidth leeches take heat for it I guess it'd have to be considered a necessary evil. Every time a bandwidth thief gets beecocked, an angel gets its wings.


    edit: a picture of a guy eating a piece of doodie as it's coming out of another guy's patoot isn't "tame" to me. Call me old-fashioned. (edit cleaned up to be SFW)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Man Gravy
    edit: a picture of a guy eating a piece of doodie as it's coming out of another guy's patoot isn't "tame" to me. Call me old-fashioned. (edit cleaned up to be SFW)
    Well it's not completely innocuous, but come on, this is the internet. That sort of thing hasn't bothered me since late 2000.

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    I'll cop to playing deliberately obtuse... you got me.

    But still, ugh. You're evidently quite a bit more jaded than me. Out of curiosity, can you think of any type of picture or video that would make you blink?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Man Gravy
    I'll cop to playing deliberately obtuse... you got me.

    But still, ugh. You're evidently quite a bit more jaded than me. Out of curiosity, can you think of any type of picture or video that would make you blink?
    Well, there was one video that just plain broke me. I saw it in late 2000/early 2001. This description, even, is pretty bad, so you've been warned.

    The video was from the now-defunct site xxxjihad, which was along the lines of stile project or ogrish, but far, far worse. I think it was some kind of yearly roundup of some kind. Anyway, it was your usual assortment of testicle torture, distended rectums, gore, all that stuff, but back when it was still new (to me), so it made me kind of queasy.. But the finale... that's what got me.

    There was this guy, just jerking off. No clamps or needles or syringes. Just a guy jerking off. And it lasted a while, maybe 45 seconds before it got bad, which made it unsettling, because the rest of the video was comprised of clips no longer than 25 seconds. But when it got bad, it got bad. The guy finishes himself off, but instead of semen... blood. Just thick blood, shooting out of this dude's member. For some reason, it really got to me. Ever since, nothing I see online bothers me; on a scale of one to ten of shock value, goatse is only about a four anyway, but I've seen tens since then, and they don't phase me, because that xxxjihad video was like a thirty.

    Sidenote: a friend of mine sent me that video with no explanation as to what it was. Thanks a lot, Ben.

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    There's always the old nullo interview.

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    In the QT3 visceral grotesque continuum I come in at about a 7.8 which places me between ratemykitten and rotten.com. Stile and Ogrish is some really nasty shit, I ain't got the guts for that.


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