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  1. 01-03-2006, 05:21 PM #1
    Cold Blooded
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    British woman marries dolphin

    Apologies if this has already been posted:
    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10694972/?GT1=7538
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  2. 01-03-2006, 05:29 PM #2
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    At least the sex is good.

    Quote Originally Posted by MSNBC
    JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.
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  3. 01-03-2006, 06:40 PM #3
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    Wet, anyhow.
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  4. 01-03-2006, 07:19 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Blooded
    Apologies if this has already been posted:
    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10694972/?GT1=7538
    Yes, but will the state of Alabama recognize these newlyweds?
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  5. 01-03-2006, 11:36 PM #5
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    "Do you, Sharon Tendler, take this dolphin to be your wedded partner for life?"

    "I do." (Takes more antipsychotic medication)

    "EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-Cindy, EEEE-EEEEE-EE-EEE-EEE-EEEEE-EEEE-E-EEE-EE?"
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    Don't any of you folks remember dolphinsex.com?
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  7. 01-04-2006, 05:55 AM #7
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    I like how 1300 users have collectively rated that article 1.5 stars out of five.
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  8. 01-04-2006, 09:50 AM #8
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    Why is a male dolphin named "Cindy"?

    Or is Ms. Tendler simply confused about her new partner's sex?
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    Yuck, morning herring breath.
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    I blame gay marriage for this.
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  11. 01-04-2006, 02:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve Canyon
    Yes, but will the state of Alabama recognize these newlyweds?
    We still don't recognize YOU.
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  12. 01-04-2006, 04:27 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Sharp
    We still don't recognize YOU.
    Steve Canyon? Maybe we've never been formaly introduced?
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  13. 01-04-2006, 05:18 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by milo
    Why is a male dolphin named "Cindy"?
    I'm afraid that I was forced to use my new secret superpower on him. Her. It. Whatever.
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  14. 01-04-2006, 10:27 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by milo
    Why is a male dolphin named "Cindy"?
    It's obviously a homosexual relationship. They will move from London to the island of Lesbos and live happily ever after.
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  15. 01-05-2006, 05:21 AM #15
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    Well we've just introduced 'civil partnerships' for gays in the UK, I missed the part about dolphins though. Perhaps the Archbishop of Canterbury drew the line at mixed species, mixed sex marriages.
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  16. 01-05-2006, 07:19 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Sharp
    We still don't recognize YOU.
    Meet Steve Canyon
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