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I heard this on Imus this morning. And I thought seeing chicks making out in a club was hot, I think I would faint if I witnessed any portion of what went on in that stall.
The Associated Press "Related Video" is extremely disappointing. What, no re-enactment???
For some reason, those faces just don't scream out 'cheerleader' to me.
Close call, but this one is not hot by about a nose.
Sorry couldn't resist :).
The blonde is ridiculously hot. The brunette's more average, but she's still not bad looking. Definitely one of the greatest stories I've ever read. :D
As mug shots go, I'd say those are pretty decent after a night of drinking, brawling, and public sex.
Yeah.. I guess that's true. These are some classy ladies.
I think we are looking at the reason they didn't get booked for indecent exposure. Any jury would have to concede, whatever anybody saw, it was probably pretty decent.
From the Panthers' web site:
Their only mistake?
Dyking out in the ladies room. If they would have had the wherewithal to opt to munch carpet in the men's bathroom, the worst they would have had to deal with is a bunch of dudes shouting words of encouragement. I don't know what kind of stuck up patrons it takes to rat out drunken cheerleaders for, "going wild," but they probably only take a couple of x-rays to the genitals to sterilize.
I sure hope some kindly old gentleman with some periodical experience takes them under his belt...I mean wing, takes them under his wing.
What a positive outlook on life you have. I must subscribe to your newsletter.Originally Posted by Flowers
Ratting out? They were taking fucking forever in the stall, the patrons either forced open the door or otherwise interrupted said fucking, then they were assaulted by the lesbians. Probably in the course of telling the police what happened it was revealed what was going on inside the stall.
If I gotta take a shit I don't care what I'm interrupting, as long as it's not someone else doing the same.
--- Alan
the brunette looks better in her mug shot. get that girl a nose job.
have to agree that the blonde is quite tasty, though.
I like how you all keep pointing out that a cheerleader is attractive. I mean, what are the odds?*
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*ok, technically in this case, the odds look to be about 1:2, but I'm not complaining about people picking on the brunette[/size]
Nobody mentioned lesbian Cheerleaders when the Glazers took over Manchester United, does he have any idea how much easier it would have been if he'd just turned up at Old Trafford and promised Lesbian Cheerleaders?
edit: Just noticed they weren't from the Buccaneers, oh well, hes doomed!
I'm not sure that would have curbed all the nasty death threats and all that other crap the Glazers endured. Not that the Glazers don't deserve it - I'm sure they'll run ManU right into the ground - but nothing short of the Glazers' jet crashing into the Atlantic would have satisfied those nutcases.
--- Alan
That blond girl isn't really attractive at all.
Ha ha, pull the other one.
You're all a little too excited for anyone to pull anything, so, no.
I had a flatulent uncle that used to pull this crap.
I was referring to my leg you perverts. :)
I wonder if I ask nicely, if Tom will relax his anti-locker room stance, because I really, really, really want to see the girl McMaster deems attractive.
Isn't he married? We can probably post wedding pictures without risking locker room status, but McMaster probalby doesn't want you leering all over his brand new bride.I wonder if I ask nicely, if Tom will relax his anti-locker room stance, because I really, really, really want to see the girl McMaster deems attractive.
well, according to denizens of this forum my wife supposedly looks like janeane garofalo. Anyway, I've dated some very attractive girls that are functionally retarded, so I associate anyone with that look on their face as intellectually boring, which to me is ugly.
I'm weird like that though. If I has to choose women that I find just physically attractive I would probably go for Milla Jovovich and Julie Delpy.
Ah. McMaster has an aversion to flesh.*
[size=2]* Unless you mean Before Sunrise-era Julie Delpy, vs. Before Sunset-era Julie Delpy's Skeleton. In which case I agree with you.
** Janeane Garofalo is teh hawt.
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Killing Zoe era
A little side twist to this story is that the blond apparently gave the cops the driver's license of a third cheerleader who wasn't with them. It's not clear how she obtained it, but that little stunt, in combination with the battery charge, managed to get her charges raised from a misdemeanor to a third-degree felony.
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