It was J.R.'s wife!
It's a Cookbook!!!
It was J.R.'s wife!
The Narrator is...
Originally Posted by This is too juicy even for this thread, so spoiler
The boat sinks.
The butler did it.
Just when they were about to get off the island, Gilligan messes things up for everyone and they're stuck their for another week.
The monster haunting the town is really Old Man Smeezer, who was trying to scare kids away from the gold mine he had found. And he would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling teenagers... Rooby Dooby Doo!!!!
That's what I'm talking about Phil!
Jeanie almost marries her master, but he slips through her fingers one more time.
Samantha is having a dinner party for Darren, but then gets into an enormous amount of trouble out and only by using magic can she get it all resovled.
Godot never shows.
Hedda commits suicide.
Despite getting their names in the title, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern still die.
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are the same person.
St. Elsewhere is a dream that some autistic kid is having, apparently.
Speaking of dreams: the first two hours is a guilt-induced dream Diane is having, triggered by the trauma of having her ex-lesbian lover murdered. Then she kills herself.
Oh, and the killer is actually Jason's Mom.
Jenova is your mother.
You are the sith lord Revan
You aren't really appreciating what I wrote. You're too busy trying to think of something funny to reply with so you can impress a bunch of people you'll never meet.
It's all in Patrick Bateman's head.
Samus is a chick.
Norman Bate's mother is dead!
O' brian is a member of the inner party.
Eventually, everyone starts posting dinosaur pictures.
The Nazi's lose.
Laura Palmer was killed by her father Leland.
Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Clark Kent is Superman. Bruce Wayne is Batman.
The main character is his own mother and father.
The wives in Stepford are actually robots.
She's her daughter. Her sister. Her daughter. Her sister.
Lionel Twain was killed by the deaf-mute maid. Or was he?
Bonus Mega Ultra Super Secret Spoiler:[color=white]The first person protagonist of Shoot Club is *not* Tom Chick.[/color]
He never gets his driver's license, but he does get the hot girl.
They all did it.
He never actually stole the painting.
Baron Munchausen was telling the truth.
Even Chris Carter doesn't really know.
He dug his way out and used the Warden's tax shelter as a fake ID(best ending ever).
And for ubiquity:
He really was Santa!
He became Darth Vader.
If there ever was a Santa Claus and he ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
What's that from?Originally Posted by JAGuarinc
I'm assuming it's from Bradbury's time-travel short story, All You Zombies.Originally Posted by Silverlight
Balut wins the No-Prize. Almost. It was by Robert A. Heinlein.Originally Posted by balut
At the end, your alien buddy dies.
there is no Sactuary.
This is all a computer program.
Mr.Glass is the bad guy.
'AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!' on a Washington DC street.
Dante dies. Sort of.
Soylent Green is really people.
The tanker is filled with sand (or sandy dirt), not gasoline.
A virus kills off the alien invasion.
A computer virus kills off the alien invasion.
Water kills off the alien invasion.
God manipulates things so that an alien invasion occurs so that an ex-priest can become a priest again and find God (and defeat the alien invasion with water).
Donald Sutherland gets body snatched.
Natalie is an Arizona Werewolf!
The events at and around a Nevada motel are really the multiple personalities of Malcolm Rivers duking it out for ultimate dominance of his mind.
Jean Grey dies.
The chicken was really a baby.
Regret can change the nature of a man.
Rodrigo Belmonte is killed in the duel.
Angel kills Jenny Calendar.
Faye Dunaway gets shot and killed at the end.
Sirius Black dies.
Hawkeye always saw the humor in things.Originally Posted by PeterK
You are all actually batteries powering shitty movies.
Ned Stark dies, so does Robb.
The Holy Grail is a woman
Brad Pitt can act.
You are the clone, not the other guy.
Deckard is a replicant
We're all just fetid nightmares of an autisitic kid in a mental hospital.
We live in a marble aliens play with,