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  1. 04-20-2005, 09:29 AM #1
    Gary Whitta
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    Quite possibly the most f*cked thing I've ever seen

    And yet, amazingly, safe for work*

    http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20050401.html

    *arguably.
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  2. 04-20-2005, 09:35 AM #2
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    Safe for work my fucking ass . Jesus christ I haven't eaten in ages and my stomach still found something to throw up.

    PS - I seriously hope that's not real.
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  3. 04-20-2005, 09:35 AM #3
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    Beware of the internet, for there are FUCKING NUTJOBS therein.
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  4. 04-20-2005, 09:43 AM #4
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    It scares me how you find these things.
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  5. 04-20-2005, 09:51 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by wistful dreaming
    ah, true love

    The romantic in me doeth melt into a sanguine puddle.

    if only i met someone who was willing to bite into me......
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  6. 04-20-2005, 09:53 AM #6
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    It scares me how many April Fools stories from bme get posted here.

    Chet
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  7. 04-20-2005, 09:57 AM #7
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    I'll be much happier if it is a fake. The date in the URL is 2005/04/01 so there's hope...
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  8. 04-20-2005, 09:58 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Whitta
    I'll be much happier if it is a fake. The date in the URL is 2005/04/01 so there's hope...
    It's actually from April 1st? I give that more than hope, Gary.
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  9. 04-20-2005, 10:05 AM #9
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    This is like that Sin City story where Kevin munches that chick's hand, making her watch as he sucks the marrow from each finger. Yum!
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  10. 04-20-2005, 10:05 AM #10
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    If you read the post above, it's a spoiler. :)
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  11. 04-20-2005, 10:19 AM #11
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    Gary previous April Fool's Jokes from that site have been posted here. They do one every year. it is 100% a joke.
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  12. 04-20-2005, 10:23 AM #12
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    Cool. I'm not familiar with their practices - I may trawl some fucked-up places on the net, but "body modification" sites do not usually fall into my dragnet.
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  13. 04-20-2005, 10:59 AM #13
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    Me neither... that's why the internet is so great. I just killed 45 minutes reading through that bizarre site.
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  14. 04-20-2005, 11:46 AM #14
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    The combination of author & headline scared the hell out of me, I'm frightened to actually click on the link.
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  15. 04-20-2005, 11:59 AM #15
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    The pics really aren't that bad as body mods go. The story is far worse, I think. Also I didn't catch the April 1 date, but in fairness there's plenty of legit body modders who do precisely this kind of thing, and it wasn't as outlandish as the guy adding a third arm to his body. :)
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  16. 04-20-2005, 01:04 PM #16
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    It was a really good April Fools story though; cheerfully disgustingly believable when you remember relatively recent stories like that German cannibal thing.
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  17. 04-21-2005, 01:08 AM #17
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    Just as sick as the people who want to look more "cartoonish" and remove
    a whole finger. Fairly believable..but no signs admitting it an April Fool thingamy. Yet.
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  18. 04-21-2005, 08:23 AM #18
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    And the chick is HAWT.
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  19. 04-22-2005, 12:28 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilIdler
    Just as sick as the people who want to look more "cartoonish" and remove
    a whole finger. Fairly believable..but no signs admitting it an April Fool thingamy. Yet.
    It was posted on april 1st by the editor of BMEzine. It's an april fools joke.
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  20. 04-22-2005, 11:27 AM #20
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    Also, Whitta, you are the biggest wuss ever. That's not even the most fucked up thing I've seen TODAY.
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  21. 04-22-2005, 11:29 AM #21
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    Sounds like it's time for you to make a thread.
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