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Thread: Freddy vs. Jason vs. ASH (!!!!!)

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    Freddy vs. Jason vs. ASH (!!!!!)

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movi...eut/index.html

    Oh man, I am all over this if it gets made. Claw-glove versus machete versus chainsaw and boomstick. Classic.

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    http://bruce-campbell.com/

    Note the third story on the first page.
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    True, but the Campbell story is from June 2nd, and a lot can change in two months in Hollywood.

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    Touche. However, until Campbell actuall says he's involved, I'll reserve my excitement.

    Besides, a Jason vs. Freddy vs. Ash wouldn't work because Ash would kick their ass, he says geekily.
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    Does the general public even know who Ash is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by forgeforsaken
    Does the general public even know who Ash is?
    Yeah, he's the kid from Pokemon.

    "I choose you, Dream Warrior!"

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    You don't need to put Ash's name in the title. Just use:

    The Evil Dead: Freddy vs. Jason

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    You could just cut to the chase and call it "Turd".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poops McGee
    You could just cut to the chase and call it "Turd".
    Oooooooh... SNAP!
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    Raimi and Campbell are quite proud of their Evil Dead films and the Ash character, so I doubt it would be entered into lightly, particularly if Raimi isn't directing. Dunno why it says he wouldn't be, surely he's the ideal choice?

    Of course the whole story could be total bollocks, people have been speculating about Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash / Pinhead / Michael Myers / Candyman / Godzilla / Leprechaun since long before the first film went into production.

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    I say we call up Uwe Boll and get him started on Marvel Vs. SNK Vs. Predator Vs. Ash Vs. Yu-gi-oh Vs. Freddy Vs. Ditka (but da Bears are all 14 inches tall) Vs. Aliens immediately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wholly Schmidt
    I say we call up Uwe Boll and get him started on Marvel Vs. SNK Vs. Predator Vs. Ash Vs. Yu-gi-oh Vs. Freddy Vs. Ditka (but da Bears are all 14 inches tall) Vs. Aliens immediately.
    Dude, 10 seconds after you posted this, he had it storyboarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madkevin
    http://bruce-campbell.com/

    Note the third story on the first page.
    You heard it here first, folks!

    Joanie Loves Chachi Loves Ash in 2006!!

    Quote Originally Posted by novacane
    Raimi and Campbell are quite proud of their Evil Dead films and the Ash character, so I doubt it would be entered into lightly, particularly if Raimi isn't directing. Dunno why it says he wouldn't be, surely he's the ideal choice?
    That is the only possible way I would consider seeing something like this. I just have trouble imagining Sam Raimi would hand over what is probably his most valued property for what seems to me as a cheap thrill of a movie.

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    How about The Collective Film Viewing and Game-Playing Community's Fists vs. Uwe Boll's Face For Being Such a Goddamned Hack? I know I'd watch that movie. Twice.

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    Freddy vs Jason vs Pinhead vs Michael Myers wouldn't be bad at all.

    Heck, make it a tag team even.

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    Hey! Well, who won in Freddy vs. Jason? This is a single-elimination bout, ladies and gentlemen.

    Also, who won AVP? Look, if all we're going to get are double-disqualifications and draws in these events, what's the point? Shouldn't the winner of those two fight? Ash is cool, but he should take on someone in the lower echelon first. I'd say Chucky, but he's out of the weight class. Anyway, he's on sabbatical after his Battle Royal with the Demonic Toys. The Re-Animator's monster, maybe?

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    That is the only possible way I would consider seeing something like this. I just have trouble imagining Sam Raimi would hand over what is probably his most valued property for what seems to me as a cheap thrill of a movie.
    Does Raimi even own the rights to the Evil Dead movies? I'm sure any studio would love to have Raimi at the helm but if he were to do one I'm sure it would be Evil Dead 4, not FvJvAsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Dungsroman
    Ash is cool, but he should take on someone in the lower echelon first
    Please, Bill, use your damn head.

    Everyone knows Lovecraftian Horrors > 80s Horror Boogeymen, so if anything, Freddy and Jason aren't in Ash's weight class, being as he's personally kicked the asses of an army spawned from the Necronomicon.

    That's the reason this movie should NEVER be made, because those pansies in Hollywood would fuck it up and have both Jason and Freddy last longer than the ten minute quick-edit shaky-cam fight montage after Ash mutters "Come get some" to them.

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    What they fail to tell you is the role of Ash is going to be filled by Will Smith this time around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Dungsroman
    Ash is cool, but he should take on someone in the lower echelon first. I'd say Chucky, but he's out of the weight class. Anyway, he's on sabbatical after his Battle Royal with the Demonic Toys. The Re-Animator's monster, maybe?
    Ash vs. The Ball from Phantasm

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    Evil Dead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ecks vs. Sever.

    Possibly like Wacky Races, where each wins at least once, except Dick Dastardly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by forgeforsaken
    Does the general public even know who Ash is?
    I have seen all three flicks, not recently, but had no recollection of who ASH was in the title of this thread. I kinda dim though.

    I would like to see Freddy v. Jason v. The Huge Swirling Container of Evil Black Ooze from Prince of Darkness

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    Quote Originally Posted by LionelThompson
    What they fail to tell you is the role of Ash is going to be filled by Will Smith this time around.
    Oh, hell no!

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    Wouldn't it be Ash vs Freddy and Jason? Isn't Ash considered "good"?

    As for Ash having to work his way up through the ranks:

    Ash vs Leprechan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasRobb
    Wouldn't it be Ash vs Freddy and Jason? Isn't Ash considered "good"?
    Good, bad, he's the guy with the gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Wilson
    Quote Originally Posted by VegasRobb
    Wouldn't it be Ash vs Freddy and Jason? Isn't Ash considered "good"?
    Good, bad, he's the guy with the gun.
    Oh, hell yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Grey
    That is the only possible way I would consider seeing something like this. I just have trouble imagining Sam Raimi would hand over what is probably his most valued property for what seems to me as a cheap thrill of a movie.
    Does Raimi even own the rights to the Evil Dead movies? I'm sure any studio would love to have Raimi at the helm but if he were to do one I'm sure it would be Evil Dead 4, not FvJvAsh.
    Yeah, he does. Ronnie Yu is fine though, the BrideWWH flicks are great (and I liked FvJ)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Wilson
    Quote Originally Posted by VegasRobb
    Wouldn't it be Ash vs Freddy and Jason? Isn't Ash considered "good"?
    Good, bad, he's the guy with the gun.
    My girlfriend recently bought the "bootleg directors cut" version of Army of Darkness.. And..

    That line is GONE! They replaced it with some crap I don't even remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backov
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Wilson
    Quote Originally Posted by VegasRobb
    Wouldn't it be Ash vs Freddy and Jason? Isn't Ash considered "good"?
    Good, bad, he's the guy with the gun.
    My girlfriend recently bought the "bootleg directors cut" version of Army of Darkness.. And..

    That line is GONE! They replaced it with some crap I don't even remember.
    WHAT!?!?! This is Greedo-shoots-first sacrilege.

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    It's just an alternate take that's in the extended cut of the film (and you don't have to buy it bootleg, I've got a 2 DVD set of AoD that has original and extended).

    A number of lines are changed, but the one we're talking about was changed to "I'm not that good"

    They also changed the "Maybe, just maybe my boys can hold them.....yeah, and maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot." to "...................I need more men"

    Extended version is worth watching just to see Ash cower like a little girl more, and the original downer ending.

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