Oh man, I am all over this if it gets made. Claw-glove versus machete versus chainsaw and boomstick. Classic.
True, but the Campbell story is from June 2nd, and a lot can change in two months in Hollywood.
Touche. However, until Campbell actuall says he's involved, I'll reserve my excitement.
Besides, a Jason vs. Freddy vs. Ash wouldn't work because Ash would kick their ass, he says geekily.
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Does the general public even know who Ash is?
Yeah, he's the kid from Pokemon.Originally Posted by forgeforsaken
"I choose you, Dream Warrior!"
You don't need to put Ash's name in the title. Just use:
The Evil Dead: Freddy vs. Jason
You could just cut to the chase and call it "Turd".
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Raimi and Campbell are quite proud of their Evil Dead films and the Ash character, so I doubt it would be entered into lightly, particularly if Raimi isn't directing. Dunno why it says he wouldn't be, surely he's the ideal choice?
Of course the whole story could be total bollocks, people have been speculating about Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash / Pinhead / Michael Myers / Candyman / Godzilla / Leprechaun since long before the first film went into production.
I say we call up Uwe Boll and get him started on Marvel Vs. SNK Vs. Predator Vs. Ash Vs. Yu-gi-oh Vs. Freddy Vs. Ditka (but da Bears are all 14 inches tall) Vs. Aliens immediately.
Dude, 10 seconds after you posted this, he had it storyboarded.Originally Posted by Wholly Schmidt
You heard it here first, folks!Originally Posted by madkevin
Joanie Loves Chachi Loves Ash in 2006!!
That is the only possible way I would consider seeing something like this. I just have trouble imagining Sam Raimi would hand over what is probably his most valued property for what seems to me as a cheap thrill of a movie.Originally Posted by novacane
How about The Collective Film Viewing and Game-Playing Community's Fists vs. Uwe Boll's Face For Being Such a Goddamned Hack? I know I'd watch that movie. Twice.
Freddy vs Jason vs Pinhead vs Michael Myers wouldn't be bad at all.
Heck, make it a tag team even.
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Hey! Well, who won in Freddy vs. Jason? This is a single-elimination bout, ladies and gentlemen.
Also, who won AVP? Look, if all we're going to get are double-disqualifications and draws in these events, what's the point? Shouldn't the winner of those two fight? Ash is cool, but he should take on someone in the lower echelon first. I'd say Chucky, but he's out of the weight class. Anyway, he's on sabbatical after his Battle Royal with the Demonic Toys. The Re-Animator's monster, maybe?
Does Raimi even own the rights to the Evil Dead movies? I'm sure any studio would love to have Raimi at the helm but if he were to do one I'm sure it would be Evil Dead 4, not FvJvAsh.That is the only possible way I would consider seeing something like this. I just have trouble imagining Sam Raimi would hand over what is probably his most valued property for what seems to me as a cheap thrill of a movie.
Please, Bill, use your damn head.Originally Posted by Bill Dungsroman
Everyone knows Lovecraftian Horrors > 80s Horror Boogeymen, so if anything, Freddy and Jason aren't in Ash's weight class, being as he's personally kicked the asses of an army spawned from the Necronomicon.
That's the reason this movie should NEVER be made, because those pansies in Hollywood would fuck it up and have both Jason and Freddy last longer than the ten minute quick-edit shaky-cam fight montage after Ash mutters "Come get some" to them.
What they fail to tell you is the role of Ash is going to be filled by Will Smith this time around.
Ash vs. The Ball from PhantasmOriginally Posted by Bill Dungsroman
Evil Dead vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ecks vs. Sever.
Possibly like Wacky Races, where each wins at least once, except Dick Dastardly.
I have seen all three flicks, not recently, but had no recollection of who ASH was in the title of this thread. I kinda dim though.Originally Posted by forgeforsaken
I would like to see Freddy v. Jason v. The Huge Swirling Container of Evil Black Ooze from Prince of Darkness
Oh, hell no!Originally Posted by LionelThompson
Wouldn't it be Ash vs Freddy and Jason? Isn't Ash considered "good"?
As for Ash having to work his way up through the ranks:
Ash vs Leprechan?
Good, bad, he's the guy with the gun.Originally Posted by VegasRobb
Oh, hell yes!Originally Posted by Kyle Wilson
Yeah, he does. Ronnie Yu is fine though, the BrideWWH flicks are great (and I liked FvJ)Originally Posted by Kevin Grey
My girlfriend recently bought the "bootleg directors cut" version of Army of Darkness.. And..Originally Posted by Kyle Wilson
That line is GONE! They replaced it with some crap I don't even remember.
WHAT!?!?! This is Greedo-shoots-first sacrilege.Originally Posted by Backov
It's just an alternate take that's in the extended cut of the film (and you don't have to buy it bootleg, I've got a 2 DVD set of AoD that has original and extended).
A number of lines are changed, but the one we're talking about was changed to "I'm not that good"
They also changed the "Maybe, just maybe my boys can hold them.....yeah, and maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot." to "...................I need more men"
Extended version is worth watching just to see Ash cower like a little girl more, and the original downer ending.