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Gary Whitta
03-04-2004, 12:16 AM
http://www.variety.com/graphics//photos/vpage2004/vstarsky_dogg.jpg
Yup, that's the Snoopster with Mary-Kate and Ashley. No doubt he's counting the seconds until they turn 18 so that he can make them his bitches. I know I would.
Union Carbide
03-04-2004, 02:38 AM
The one in the middle doesn't look too thrilled with the experience. That's more of a rictus than a smile :)
Gary Whitta
03-04-2004, 02:44 AM
That's probably because Snoop has his finger up her ass.
Bullhajj
03-04-2004, 07:49 AM
They don't call him Snoop for nothing. Woof!
Tyrion Lannister
03-04-2004, 07:50 AM
Mary Kate and Ashley look too much like Joan Rivers.
nutsak
03-04-2004, 08:23 AM
That's probably because Snoop has his finger up her ass.

Fucking Hell.
I had to choke on a laugh to stop myself from waking my lady up.
Jamie Madigan
03-04-2004, 09:04 AM
Is he wearing ...a cape?
Bullhajj
03-04-2004, 12:03 PM
Is he wearing ...a cape?

Yes, I think he's a superhero.
cyborg
03-04-2004, 01:14 PM
SuperDogg - with the ability to smoke entire blunts in one drag, impervious to drive by shootings and able to make any woman his bitch just by looking at her.
Peter Frazier
03-04-2004, 06:01 PM
I want his pimp cup.
tromik
03-04-2004, 06:41 PM
"And as I sip my soda I'm sure somebody spit in..."
TomChick
03-04-2004, 06:51 PM
I want his pimp cup.

I don't think that's a cup. I think it's a lightsaber. Which would explain the cape.

-Tom
Gary Whitta
03-04-2004, 07:22 PM
I want his pimp cup.

I don't think that's a cup. I think it's a lightsaber. Which would explain the cape.

-Tom
Looking again at the photo in that context, it's clear that Snoop would have made an awesome Mace Windu.

And clearly he's using his Jedi powers for the exact same purpose as I would, which is to mind-trick the Olsens into a hot three-way. Er, once they turn 18 of course.
Supertanker
03-04-2004, 07:32 PM
Interestingly, they're aware of the countdown. http://www.olsen-twins.org/news/newsstory.php?newsid=134

Am I supposed to believe this Matt Kaplan guy ain't hit that yet?
Sparky
03-05-2004, 03:58 AM
I don't think that's a cup. I think it's a lightsaber. Which would explain the cape.
/obligatory hasty Photoshop:

http://www.phobe.com/starizzle_warizzle.jpg
Anders Hallin
03-05-2004, 04:27 AM
Interestingly, they're aware of the countdown. http://www.olsen-twins.org/news/newsstory.php?newsid=134
Interestingly, Supertanker checks out the Olsen Twins site.
Supertanker
03-05-2004, 07:41 AM
My Google-fu is strong.
Guido Jones
03-05-2004, 01:01 PM
I don't think that's a cup. I think it's a lightsaber. Which would explain the cape.
/obligatory hasty Photoshop:

http://www.phobe.com/starizzle_warizzle.jpg

Goddamn Sparky, you're too good at that.
Gary Whitta
03-05-2004, 01:19 PM
Mary-Kate (or Ashley, who knows) decked out in Princess Leia hair buns? That's definitely one for the wank bank.
extarbags
03-05-2004, 01:26 PM
The Olsen twins are NOT HOT. At all.
Jobe
03-05-2004, 01:35 PM
The Olsen twins are NOT HOT. At all.

Second.

That's a promo photo from the upcoming Dungeons & Dragons movie sequel, btw. Snoop plays a half-orc wiz--oh forget it I don't know the fucking races or classes.
Trixie
03-05-2004, 06:47 PM
I can't believe that people still think Snoop Dogg is cool. I was sick of his shtick so many years ago, but then pile on top of that a bunch of advertising campaigns that would kill the most profound careers: Girls Gone Wild, AOL, a guest appearance in Playmakers wearing a Don't Do Drugs shirt, and quite a few others, and I can't look at his face without cracking a smile.

Fo' Shizzle.
Bill Dungsroman
03-05-2004, 07:16 PM
I can't believe that people still think Snoop Dogg is cool. I was sick of his shtick so many years ago, but then pile on top of that a bunch of advertising campaigns that would kill the most profound careers: Girls Gone Wild,

Horny.

AOL,

Mainstream.

a guest appearance in Playmakers wearing a Don't Do Drugs shirt,

Ironic.

and quite a few others,

Versatile.

and I can't look at his face without cracking a smile.

Humorous.

Fo' Shizzle.

And a creator of his own silly lexicon of catchwords and phrases.

He's the black Mike Myers. You like Mike Myers, don't you? Give Snoop a brizzle, Trizzle.

Bizzle Dizzlerizzle
Trixie
03-05-2004, 08:55 PM
You are my personal hero.


You and Warren Spector that is.
tromik
03-05-2004, 11:33 PM
Keep in mind Snoop left the scene for awhile, and came back as Snoop Dogg and is stronger then he was before. He IS a Jedi! Or Jesus.
Kalle
03-06-2004, 01:34 AM
Also, Snoop hasn't released a good album since Tha Doggfather, but that doesn't seem to hurt his popularity.
Gary Whitta
03-06-2004, 01:42 AM
Let's not forget he also has his very own hard-core porno series, Doggystyle. That's some serious street cred right there.

http://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/2/28593h.jpg
nutsak
03-06-2004, 02:15 AM
Thos girls all appear to have a 'masculine' look... .. the ones on the porno , not the olsen twins.
Gary Whitta
03-06-2004, 04:28 AM
Perhaps you'd prefer the women in Snoop Dogg's Hustlaz: Diary of a Pimp:

http://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/4/459721h.jpg
nutsak
03-06-2004, 07:03 AM
Is that Missy Elliot on the right there? Maybe her thinner sister?
Gary Whitta
03-06-2004, 12:32 PM
I don't know, I'll tell you when I'm done looking at the Asian chick.
DennyA
03-06-2004, 12:49 PM
Geezus, Gary, can you please link to crap like that instead of posting the images directly? My wife was walking by my office with my baby about 10 seconds after I closed this topic down.

If she'd walked by 10 seconds earlier, I'd have gotten the "WTF are you doing with your online time?" look, and my 17-month old son likely would have gotten hungry.

Not to mention the whole "not safe for work" issue that others have to deal with.
Gary Whitta
03-06-2004, 01:14 PM
Fair enough my man, I went back and changed those imagizzles to linkizzles.