Only Catholics Are Going to Heaven!

[Anonymous]

All the rest of you slacker Christians are out of luck. Your bodies will burn in the fiery pit of hell, while the true believers use the coals to roast wieners and marshmallows. Repent! Confess your sins to Father Flinn and beg for forgiveness. Give the Holy Mother Church ten percent of your income, and we will consider your plight.

[Aszurom]

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/ob/god.jpg

[wildpokerman]

Is this a good example of a troll?

[Kunikos]

Wow. I can't remember the Anonymous account ever being active. Before my time! :)

[Ed Solomon]

Wow. I can't remember the Anonymous account ever being active. Before my time! :)
Yes, by studying the ancient archives, one can see that they once roamed the forum in great numbers, pursued by the mighty and remorseless Wumpus and the dread Narrator, but none had been seen in many years.

Until now.

Edit: Crap, just read the date on the original post. It turns out Anonymous is no coelacanth and my dream of seeing the return of the noble and elusive Narrator to the great plains of QT3 becomes even more unlikely.

[Kunikos]

Forum archeology is fascinating. Where is my fedora and bull-whip?

[Fugitive]

This thread doesn't belong in a museum.

[Midnight Son]

I'm a budhist looking for some booty!

[Enduro_Man]

This thread doesn't belong in a museum.

(Slap!) That'sh for blashphemy!

[tromik]

I'm Irish Roman-Catholic, what are my odds of not getting in?

[Rob_Merritt]

http://tijil.org/zombie_thread.gif

[metta]

God, sometimes you just don't come through.

[John Many Jars]

There once was a young man from Dijon
Who'd never acquired religion.
Said he: "As for me,
I detest them, all three ---
The father, the son, and the pigeon."

[Podunk]

Mmmmm...wieners and marshmallows

[tromik]

http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/jimmy-dean-pancake-sausage-chocolate-chip-736804.jpg

[Drastic]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/45729260_f0dab23dca_o.jpg

...or Jimmy Dean does. I'm not sure. But what a way to go!

[ElGuapo]

I can think of few cooler ways to go than to be directly, individually smited by God. Especially if you were just like, masturbating to old Samantha Fox posters at the time.

Kap-POW!

[TimElhajj]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/45729260_f0dab23dca_o.jpg



I knew a priest that loved to have fun with his church's little sign. He would post stuff like:

11 AM: Jesus Walks on the Water
5 PM: Searching for Jesus

[Ben Sones]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/45729260_f0dab23dca_o.jpg


Yeah, god wants to kill everyone. And eventually, he does.

[tromik]

Can anyone photoshop a "PS3" into there, and "baby?"

[Kunikos]

Just use one of those internet church sign generators.

[Flowers]

I can think of few cooler ways to go than to be directly, individually smited by God. Especially if you were just like, masturbating to old Samantha Fox posters at the time.

Kap-POW!

For the last time, it's Britny Fox posters that you can't masturbate to without being struck down by the Almighty.

On a related note, a girl once had a vision where Jesus appeared to her and told her to stop dating me. Cockblocked by the Alpha and Omega, beat that.