Bloodhag

[Matthew Gallant]

http://www.bloodhag.com

These guys are gimmicky (they label themselves "edu-core") but their documentary video (http://www.hypnotic.com/hypnotic.asp?content=films%2Easp%3FID%3D727) (the site hosting the video requires name/e-mail registration) is pretty funny and a little endearing.

http://www.bloodhag.com/themes/Bloodhag/images/logo.gif
Synopsis: Bloodhag is a four man speed/death metal band whose enitre repetoire consists of songs about Sci-Fi authors. Lyrics are pretty much unintelligible.

[Sparky]

Come on, let's start a band and write songs only about game developers...I'll work up a little Ramones-ish ditty about Ed Logg. We'll need a drummer. If we can't get a drummer, we can just go all 80s synthpop and call ourselves Molyneux Order. Who's with me?

[DennyA]

Oooh, maybe we could get Greg Lannes to play in it, Sparky!

Nah, he's an *artist.* He'd never agree to it.

[Sparky]

Oooh, maybe we could get Greg Lannes to play in it, Sparky!

I will even offer to tune everyone's guitars for them, if they don't know how.

Anyone here good at rapping about SimTower? I think "Yoot, There It Is" would be a great party hit.

[GMicek]

Oooh, maybe we could get Greg Lannes to play in it, Sparky!
Anyone here good at rapping about SimTower? I think "Yoot, There It Is" would be a great party hit.

Voltaic freestyles the funky fresh rhymes all the time, he's actually pretty good at it, hehe.

[Erik Andersson]

If we can't get a drummer, we can just go all 80s synthpop and call ourselves Molyneux Order.

I think you meant Mölyneux Order.

[Sparky]

Voltaic freestyles the funky fresh rhymes all the time, he's actually pretty good at it, hehe.

You know, I'm not entirely joking about this. I'm no Jimi Hendrix, but for our first single...

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to Sid Meier

[Met_K]

You know, I'm not entirely joking about this. I'm no Jimi Hendrix, but for our first single...

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to Sid Meier

"Bitches and hoes,
Hoes my nig, hoes hoes hoes.
Carmackin' the sluts,
Makin' dem dinks I'm der Romero.
Gonna tap that ass,
Like Molyneux.
My dawgs, my homeslices,
Ghetto in da house,
Takin' ovah da city,
Da Sim City,
Gonna run the city fo' the black man,
Cause I can,
Make the city right,
Like Will Wright.
Yeaaaaahhh awww.
Word to your mother,
Or your Japanese brother,
Like Miyamoto,
He's phat like Toto,
Fo sheezy? My neezy."

[Greg Lannes]

Met_Special_k,

Your lyrical abilities are on a par with those of Freddie Mercury. Why isn't this guy signed?

[Anonymous]

White boys pretending to rap are so fucking lame...

Barenaked Ladies, meet Met_K.

[voltaic]

Voltaic freestyles the funky fresh rhymes all the time, he's actually pretty good at it, hehe.

You know, I'm not entirely joking about this. I'm no Jimi Hendrix, but for our first single...

I have only one burning desire
Let me stand next to Sid Meier

I almost was getting into the idea until I read Special_K's perversion of the style into a pretty standard stereotypical bunch of something resembling a steaming pile of donkey shit. There's nothing like someone outside of a genre to look in and criticize in a childish, ignorant way (anyone hear Lannes calling out to those architects and photographers?)

[Met_K]

I almost was getting into the idea until I read Special_K's perversion of the style into a pretty standard stereotypical bunch of something resembling a steaming pile of donkey shit. There's nothing like someone outside of a genre to look in and criticize in a childish, ignorant way (anyone hear Lannes calling out to those architects and photographers?)

How the fuck am I outside of the genre? That -is- stereotypical rap, you braindead jizz-cleaner. That was the whole fucking point.

[Anonymous]

Cool, I like this new Special K name. Let's all start using it. It's fun...

Hey, Special K -- bust this... you're a lame-o who substitutes obscenities for thought. Go perform intercourse on your momma and work out your problems.

[Met_K]

Cool, I like this new Special K name. Let's all start using it. It's fun...

Hey, Special K -- bust this... you're a lame-o who substitutes obscenities for thought. Go perform intercourse on your momma and work out your problems.

Yawn.

Edit: And you're not too original, I've been ircing as Special_K for years. Just ask Sparky, as I was in the qt3 channel a while back. The joke's on you.

[Anonymous]

The joke is on me because I haven't been following the intricate history of your oh-so-important handle choices on IRC? AMAZING!

Mind the overbite.

[Met_K]

The joke is on me because I haven't been following the intricate history of your oh-so-important handle choices on IRC? AMAZING!

Mind the overbite.

Yawn.

[Anonymous]

Yawn = Met_K has run out of swear words for the nite and needs to go sleepy bye.

Good night, sweet predictable idiot. Run home to momma!

[Anonymous]

Yawn.

[Anonymous]

Yawn.

[Anonymous]

Say yawn again and you are a retarded bitch.

[Stroker Ace]

so, um... you guys have to, like, log out... and then make a post under a pseudonym, and then, like, log back in?

well.
http://www.enragednet.org/c0chese/smallpenis.jpg

[Sparky]

Edit: And you're not too original, I've been ircing as Special_K for years. Just ask Sparky, as I was in the qt3 channel a while back. The joke's on you.

Yeah, he's Special_K alright. Although I think he should change it to "Cap'n_Crunch", because that's a much tastier cereal, even though it tends to shred the roof of your mouth into a Saving Private Ryan-opening-scene sort of consistency.

Also, it sounds like a pirate name and chicks dig pirates.

[Greg Lannes]

Special, doesn't like women. That's because they can't stand his big fat gut. He has henceforth become the poster child of faux musicians. Not that it's helping the freakin cause.

[Met_K]

Special, doesn't like women. That's because they can't stand his big fat gut. He has henceforth become the poster child of faux musicians. Not that it's helping the freakin cause.

Yawn.

[Anonymous]

Yawn.

[Met_K]

Yawn.

I agree.

[Anonymous]

Yawn.

[Slothrop]

Edit: And you're not too original, I've been ircing as Special_K for years. Just ask Sparky, as I was in the qt3 channel a while back. The joke's on you.

Yeah, he's Special_K alright. Although I think he should change it to "Cap'n_Crunch", because that's a much tastier cereal, even though it tends to shred the roof of your mouth into a Saving Private Ryan-opening-scene sort of consistency.

Also, it sounds like a pirate name and chicks dig pirates.

Actually Cap'n Crunch's recipe got changed so that the crunchlets are no longer packets of palate-shredding death. I hadn't had it since college and bought a box a year ago. As I dug into my heaping bowl of industrially extruded cereal product, I braced myself for the Cap'n to bring the pain, but was disappointed. It looks the same, but the "mouth feel" can't compare to the original. Now CC just pulverizes with the first bite, turning into a harmless slurry of processed flour and refined sugar. Why, oh Cap'n? Were you forced to weaken your formula by the cries of mothers whose children were spitting out layers of bloody palate skin? You had the most powerful cereal on earth, unconquerable by milk or molar, but it has been reduced to pabulum, ridiculing everything you stood for. Oh how the mighty have fallen, Cap'n, my Cap'n. :cry:

[Tyjenks]

Has the Peanut Butter CC been changed as well? Say it ain't so!!

[voltaic]

If I want yummy but mushy cereals, it's all about the cinammon Life. Mikey likes it, I do too! Damn that stuff is fingah-lickin.

[Sparky]

Actually Cap'n Crunch's recipe got changed so that the crunchlets are no longer packets of palate-shredding death. I hadn't had it since college and bought a box a year ago.

Did you use a lot of milk? I eat Captain Crunch for breakfast, lunch *and* dinner all the time (yes, I am five years old), and it still tastes like a delicious bowlful of nano-sized cheese graters, IMHO. But maybe you have a tougher palate than I -- do you happen to be a fire-eater or sword-swallower?