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Jason Becker
09-19-2002, 01:19 AM
http://www.msnbc.com/news/809766.asp?pne=msn


Come on all you X-Files geeks. Let us hear your best conspiricy theories.


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Jack
09-19-2002, 08:05 AM
...the Reticulans have been overseeing human evolution for a hundred centuries, and since they were found out, they have been cooperating with the U.S. government on a direct exchange of technology.

What kind of technology would we be giving them? How to get the tasty filling inside the Pop-Tart?

Oh, wait. They probably taught us that one.
Supertanker
09-19-2002, 09:39 AM
What kind of technology would we be giving them?

They want our women, of course. Maybe some tentacle pr0n, too.
Anonymous
09-19-2002, 09:49 AM
And the gov't gives the little bug-eyed bastards free reign to anally probe as many backwater hicks as they can gather in a night.
Supertanker
09-19-2002, 10:13 AM
From Kids in the Hall:
"Dave:[rolling eyes, exasperated] Couldn't we at least abduct their political or religious leaders instead of just any idiot in a pickup truck?!?!

"Kevin: I'm sure the Great Leader has his reasons

"Dave: [sarcastic] Well, I'm sure the Great Leader is just some sort of twisted ass freak!"

http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/four/analprob.html
Derek Smart [3000AD]
09-19-2002, 10:17 AM
And the gov't gives the little bug-eyed bastards free reign to anally probe as many backwater hicks as they can gather in a night.

ROTFLMSAO!!!

Man, am so glad I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read that (am on a lunch break, duh!)
Jack
09-19-2002, 11:30 AM
I was that "Guest" post above (didn't want to bother logging in), but I had that "Kids in the Hall" skit in mind at the time....
Aszurom
09-19-2002, 03:05 PM
Derek Smart *is* Xenu.

Hey, lets talk about Dulce or Mt Baldy maybe? Gulf Breeze?

Get me drunk and I'll tell you my own CE3K story. Screw that "I want to believe" shit... I'd just like to forget a little.
balut
09-19-2002, 06:48 PM
What kind of technology would we be giving them?

They want our women, of course. Maybe some tentacle pr0n, too.

They have tentacles already, they just need big-eyed sailor-suit wearing Japanese schoolgirls.

- Balut
Toddy
09-19-2002, 10:28 PM
I'm probably going to regret asking this, Aszurom, but let's hear it. It's getting close to October and the time for spooky stories, anyhow...