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Timemaster Tim
12-16-2003, 08:35 AM
Eight words you can't say on air (www.bayarea.com/mld/cctimes/news/7502810.htm) is something Doug Ose wants to pass into law. And all because Bono said "the F word" during the Golden Globes award show.

Bull
12-16-2003, 08:52 AM
What the BLEEP is the BLEEPing problem with just using a BLEEPing bleep to mask obscenities?

nutsak
12-16-2003, 08:59 AM
Did somebody say Carlin?
------------------------------ (Carlin Quote start)------------
Do you believe in god?
No?
BANG! Dead!
Do you believe in god?
Yes!
Do you believe in my god?
No?
BANG Dead!
My god has a bigger dick than your god!

You know why they have a cock on weathervaines? Because if they had a cunt the wind'd go right through em!
------------------------------ (Carlin Quote end)------------
.. yeh, fuck em I say.. right in the ear!
.. and stuff bleeping.. just say it.. everyone swears at least once in their lives!

Brian Rubin
12-16-2003, 09:37 AM
Nutsak, that God quote from Carlin is a favorite of mine. Anyway, this is more silly legislation that just takes up precious time and resources away from where it's really needed.

Prodigy
12-16-2003, 10:11 AM
I was considering picking up the HBO Carlin Collection in DVD, is it any good ?

extarbags
12-16-2003, 04:24 PM
From http://www.nbc10.com/politics/2708810/detail.html:

At the Golden Globes in January, Bono said during his acceptance speech, "This is really, really freaking brilliant" -- only he didn't say "freaking."

The FCC said in October that Bono's comment was not obscene because he used it as an adjective.

. . . .

So funny.

Jason McMaster
12-16-2003, 06:06 PM
Carlin was funny in the 70s

nutsak
12-17-2003, 05:58 AM
Carlins funny now.
There aren't many stand up comics these days that get me laughing. I heard "the sanctity of life" from Carlin and almost pissed myself laughing. I'd vote him for president if it were possible.

Ergo
12-17-2003, 11:31 AM
Carlin's routine on deception and various types of bullshit is a classic. He concludes by saying that organized religions are the best bullshit artists ever.

Nathan Phoenix
12-18-2003, 08:06 AM
Fuck Mickey Mouse!
Fuck Mickey Mouse with a giant rubber dick!
Then break it off and beat him over the head with it!

Timemaster Tim
12-18-2003, 08:33 AM
Fuck Mickey Mouse with a giant rubber dick!


You missed a good oppurtunity to work in the word "tits" there.

Rimbo
06-22-2008, 11:16 PM
Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits. (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080623.wcarlin0623/BNStory/Entertainment/home)

Sarkus
06-22-2008, 11:20 PM
Why'd you resurrect a five year old thread when there's a thread about his death elsewhere? (Under TV, comics)

Rimbo
06-23-2008, 12:05 AM
never thought to look for the thread over there... figured it'd be either here, or EE :)

Midnight Son
06-23-2008, 04:46 AM
I voted on this poll in 2003? Goddammit, shit, fuck! I forgot!

Timemaster Tim
06-23-2008, 09:16 AM
I voted on this poll in 2003? Goddammit, shit, fuck! I forgot!

You forgot? I thought somebody hacked my account. I only now vaguely recall creating the poll.